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There’s not a five-figure-an-hour prostitute on the planet that tossed Hunter Biden’s salad more enthusiastically than the American mainstream media
Hunter Biden's foibles provide ammunition for Republicans who want to inflict harm on Joe Biden ahead of 2024 presidential campaign.
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I mean. What’s the Tesla hauling? One of the diesels is pulling a TANK lol
Tesla Semi-Truck passing two diesel trucks like it's nothing
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People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo.
Check mate.
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I know we’re not supposed to “victim blame” and all.
But. Ladies. I am begging you. Do NOT go tent camping in bumf**k India with your only protection being an unarmed 63 year old out of shape guy. I’m begging you. Just don’t do it. You’re gonna have a bad time.
Travel influencer recounts horror gang-rape by 8 men in India — and husband was forced to watch
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It’s time to admit that ending bullying was a terrible idea
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I get back from work like this so a Ukrainian cross dresser can have $100 billion
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Firing medical workers in a pandemic. Firing truck drivers in a supply chain crisis. Firing police in a violent crime crisis.
It’s not incompetence. The destruction is intentional.
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The fact that college liberals don’t know how to fasten wood or metal together in any other way besides zip ties might be the funniest aspect of this whole saga
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POV: you just pressed “No Tip” when paying for your Starbucks coffee
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Defiant L’s was a mirror. Nothing more.
Whats that tell you?
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Serve your country in the armed forces. Get out. Stop a deranged lunatic from seriously harming or killing others.
Democrats will arrest you and use your service to your country to justify imprisoning you for it.
Bad times ahead.
Ex-Marine Daniel Penny should have known chokehold would kill Jordan Neely because of military training, warnings: prosecutors
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Tell me how this gets fixed. 500 minors show up at family amusement park, brawl with each other, assault security and shoot at police when told to stop.
Reparations? After school programs? Nukes? What’s gonna fix this? I’m all ears, and I’m seriously asking.
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Hm. No picture or description of the killer, Shawntece Marie Norton, even though she is in custody. Odd.
Grandpa shot dead trying to apologize after ‘minor fender bender’ in Walmart parking lot
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The absolute best part of Musk buying twitter is Democrat Party towel boys getting community noted like this lol
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Your most ruthless enemy is not some dude in the Middle East with an AK, an RPG, and a ski mask.
Your most ruthless enemy is some chick in America with a liberal arts degree, an SSRI prescription, and too much free time.
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I’M GOING TO CHICK FIL A, DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP ANYTHING?
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The guy who spent almost 7 figures on hookers while refusing to pay child support is the real victim here
HUNTER BIDEN:
"They have ridiculed my struggle with addiction. They've belittled my recovery. And they've tried to dehumanize me!"
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Democrats in 2003: “Stay out of our bedroom!”
Democrats in 2023:
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I legitimately pity people who hate Trump so much that they’re incapable of appreciating how funny he is. Look at this. Imagine not being able to laugh at this.
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In a few years that kid will be lectured by his elementary school teachers about the “privilege” he was born with.
Gut-wrenching photos show Jonathan Diller’s 1-year-old son reaching out from behind fallen NYPD detective’s casket
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One of the most fascinating aspects of the Woke Era is the radicalization of affluent white female liberals
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A society that doesn’t put people in jail for beating women nearly to death over a Nintendo is a society that doesn’t survive
Prison time for Florida teen who beat teacher over Nintendo Switch would be ‘death sentence,’ his mom says
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There’s a very jarring thing about this video.
It’s almost all men protecting the American flag.
It’s almost all women chastising them for it.
The gender divide is getting insane in younger generations.
Students at UNC Chapel Hill protect the American Flag from pro-Hamas anti-American protesters who reportedly attempted to remove it.
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“Did you not hear what I just said? Can you respect that?”
What a f**king boss.
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Remember that time some dude blew up downtown Nashville with his RV and it was out of the news forever after like two days?
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An unarmed teen got chased, run over, and killed by a middle aged guy who said he felt threatened by the kid’s politics.
No protests/riots. No corporate statements/donations. No president saying he might have been his son. No national media coverage. No national conversations.
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The FBI does not monitor protests
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I honestly love this lawsuit. If you didn’t realize where we are, the federal government suing a company for prioritizing American workers should help you get there.
The US Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against SpaceX for allegedly discriminating against refugees in its hiring practices
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Remember when this was given a high profile job by the Biden Administration and we were all called bigots for saying it was quite obviously a deranged lunatic and then it turned out to be a deranged lunatic?
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I think about this story a lot as I watch Democrats release as many third world “asylum seekers” into the country as possible.
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The California reparations program is going to be indistinguishable from the Dave Chappelle skit
Atlanta attorney Shelitha Roberston has been found guilty in a $7M PPP loan fraud case. She used the money to buy a Rolls Royce, a motorcycle and a ring for $150K.
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Kyle Rittenhouse’s sin was shattering the confidence of the communists. They felt invincible. Unstoppable. The police couldn’t touch them. Nobody could. They sacked entire cities without consequences.
“Wait hold on, a baby faced teenager can just roll up and merc us? Not cool!”
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SCOTUS told Biden he couldn’t forgive student loans. He did it anyway.
SCOTUS struck down Biden’s race-specific farm aid. He just passed more in the next bill.
Red state governors should start ignoring decisions they don’t like. Why not?
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THERE IS A MASK ON THE MICROPHONE LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Swedish climate activists
@GretaThunberg
criticized world leaders for what she says is a lack of action on climate change
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Let’s do some engagement farming and learn some things about the followers.
You must choose 1
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Hey remember that time a dude suicide bombed downtown Nashville with an RV that warned people to flee and was apparently targeting a massive telecoms center and then it vanished from the news cycle the next day?
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*Texas puts up barriers to keep “asylees” from illegally entering US*
*Biden’s DOJ sues Texas*
*SpaceX doesn’t hire the “asylees”*
*Biden’s DOJ sues SpaceX*
It’s not incompetence. It’s intentional. All of it.
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Imagine how many other college administrators are absolute morons who faked their way into their positions if it can be done at Stanford and Harvard lol
Harvard president Claudine Gay is now accused of botching study that landed her major tenure at Stanford and refusing to share research with professors who questioned her thesis after finding 'logical inconsistencies'
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“Violent gun song”
So we’re just pretending rap music doesn’t exist again huh
Sheryl Crow calls out ‘lame’ Jason Aldean over violent ‘Small Town’ gun song
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YOU GUYS I HEARD THE GREATEST NEWS TODAY, A 78 YEAR OLD MULTIMILLIONAIRE I NEVER MET TOLD ME I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE A COOKOUT IN JULY IF I BEHAVE MYSELF
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I’m glad the best 007 is still with us, but I don’t know why they made this a crime.
Yellowstone is a Darwin Zone. Going off in random places there is a one way ticket to one of the worst deaths imaginable. There are warnings everywhere.
Pierce Brosnan pleads guilty to hiking off-trail at Yellowstone
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It’s honestly impressive just how awful Dan Crenshaw turned out to be
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You don’t usually see them straight up telling the frog it’s being boiled but here they are lol
UK lawmakers back landmark bill to gradually phase out smoking for good
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It was at that moment that Grimace realized that diversity is not in fact our strength
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Legendary mathematician, essayist, and inventor: Ted Kaczynski’s murder trial lost him the American dream
Legendary athlete, actor and millionaire: O.J. Simpson's murder trial lost him the American dream
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There’s a solution here. Lotta people aren’t ready for that. But there is a very simple solution.
This is the moment when TX National Guard became overrun by migrants rioting to get across the border here in El Paso today
We were there and saw it all happen. Absolute chaos here.
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They cheered when Rush Limbaugh DIED but want you to be sad when a CNN service doesn’t work out
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The North Carolina Supreme Court is allowing the legislature to require ID to vote and the entire democrat party is losing their sh*t over it.
They’re cheating. We all know they’re cheating. They know they’re cheating. And outbursts like this just confirm it.
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So over 100 times the amount the GOP refused to give Trump for a border wall
NEW - United States taxpayers pay $451 billion per year for housing and care of illegal migrants.
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We’re going to have the most diverse and inclusive societal collapse in history
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You have to understand how surreal it is for people who wear hard hats to work watching leftists lament the unendurable oppression faced by a professor earning $900,000 a year
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Biden releasing 3 days worth of oil that taxpayers already paid for
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The thing you need to understand about these folks cheering Hamas at the universities is that they would react the exact same way if their allies started killing their civilian political opponents in America.
Yes. That’s a hard pill to swallow. But swallow it you must.
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So anyway, we spent 20 years sacrificing blood and treasure in the global war on terror and this is how American cities ended up looking
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“Haha let’s see them try that in Texas”
- kiddie drag shows
- armed antifa demonstrations
- pro-Hamas street rallies
All in Texas.
Hamas supporters take over the streets of the State Capital of Texas.
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Am I to understand that the Columbia university building occupiers refuse to drink the tap water?
Because…….that would make this whole thing a lot more hilarious.
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LMAO are those tents all brand new?!
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.
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“HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PAY MY STUDENT LOANS…….anyway, off to Hawaii with bae!”
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Reality is indistinguishable from a Chappelle Show skit
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Outstanding. Firing her was going to create the illusion that universities are salvageable. This helps more people realize where we are.
JUST IN - Harvard board "unanimously stand in support" of Claudine Gay.
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Reparations in the real world would be indistinguishable from the Chappelle Show skit
Mom given $10,800 in taxpayer-funded program for poor families spent most of it on luxury Miami trip: ‘I wanted to blow it’
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A Maine court didn’t remove Trump from the ballot.
One Democrat politician, the Maine Secretary of State, did.
You tell me how we come back from where we are. Because I don’t see the way.
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Look. I get it.
I also always clean up my work site a lot more when my boss’s boss is coming to do a walkthrough.
San Francisco finally fixed the homeless crisis. All it took was a visit from a world dictator.
Before Xi: After:
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Former director of NSA/CIA.
Realize where we are.
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Imagine a woman dragging you from literal royalty to hawking f**king jellies and jams
Which superstars received Meghan Markle’s first jars of jam? Some A-listers are sure to be jelly
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Oh neat kinda like that time me and all my friends were getting laid off from the oilfield because they shut down the world and Hollywood just kept saying “stay home save lives” as we tried to find work for months on end
After nearly 100 days on strike, Hollywood writers are taking financial hits, uncertain when they'll have a steady flow of income again.
“I feel like I’m subsidizing this strike with my savings in a way that’s starting to get scary,” one writer said.
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Whichever one of you told the feds we all wear jorts, I owe you a beer. Legendary.
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Jesus dude how much gay porn did y’all have in there
This is what a Florida school now looks like because of a new DeSantis law.
The GOP’s idea of “freedom.” (video from
@JagsFanBrian
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The question is not “how can a DA be this stupid?”
The question is “how did someone this stupid become a DA?”
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GREAT NEWS HONEY, THE TELEVISION SAYS OUR GROCERIES DON’T ACTUALLY COST AS MUCH AS YOU SAY THEY DO, YOU’RE JUST A STUPID DUMB VICTIM OF MISNFORMATION
That’s really where we are huh. Wild.
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Talking to normies, realized that if you’re not on X, you have no idea that a Democrat staffer was filming gay porn in Congress. They blacked it out literally everywhere else.
That’s why they are obsessed with destroying this platform
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That blonde is a one in a million chick. Based queen.
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Hard leftists yelling “f**k you fascist” at the regime they installed lol. What a movement.
NOW - Secret Service attempted to take down "Stop attack on Gaza" banner at the White House gates.
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I just can’t believe a politician would use illegal immigrants to make a political statement. Absolutely unprecedented and reprehensible.
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This is the best James Bond in the best James Bond movie. You may not like it. But accept it.
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I guess it’s a positive that we live in a country without any veterans of its own who lost limbs in battle, so congressmen have to bring foreign ones in for their big events
Wait
NY Sen. Chuck Schumer bringing young Ukrainian soldier who lost leg to State of the Union to push for aid vote
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Congrats on contributing so little to society that blue collar workers with GEDs had to pay your bills I guess
Ya boy is ecstatic. Word to the Biden administration for fixing this program and expanding it. Federal policy works man.
But word to the activists and organizers that *put* this on the agenda and never shut up about it.
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“Dad I’m having a really important conference call with some business associates in Ukraine, can you come in and talk about the weather with them?”
That’s how they stupid they think you are.
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I thought it was fake. I hoped it was fake. I went to the White House official site praying it would be fake.
Newp. It’s real. Realize where we are.
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I think it’s equally likely that Biden has 100 White House staffers around him that have no idea how to wear a hard hat
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Every single one of those laid off Los Angeles journalists would cheer if Gavin Newsom put every oilfield worker in Bakersfield out of a job.
Enjoy their anguish. It’s delectable.
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Here’s a fun thing to ponder. Why do you think you mainly see these at the more expensive, prestigious universities?
The arrests at Columbia have actually led to more encampments being setup at other universities.
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I’m just sayin, sh*t in the middle East got a whole lot better while the most powerful dude on the planet was tweeting out all caps “F**K AROUND FIND OUT” all the time
You may not like it, but is what it is
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Wow who would have thought that electing communists would result in communism
Boston City Councilwoman Julia Mejia on the lack of space for illegals:
"Everyone needs to start opening their doors. This is a shared responsibility."
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The government shut down the whole economy without a second thought.
People were arrested for opening their businesses.
Livelihoods built over lifetimes were destroyed.
I cannot stress enough how much IDGAF about a government shutdown or its effect on government workers.
With student loan repayments starting in October, a Republican shutdown would force unpaid federal workers and contractors to pay bills they can’t afford. This is unacceptable.
No more Republican games – cancel student debt and fund the government now.
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You can see the narrative being engineered in real time. It’s honestly fascinating
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There’s something very disturbing about them repeatedly telling us we’re not seeing what we’re actually seeing every time we go buy groceries
BIDEN: "As a share of earnings this Thanksgiving, dinner was the 4th cheapest ever on record. I want y'all to know that."
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Being jailed over social media posts is a bit of a deterrent
What exactly is preventing you from moving to London?
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Just wanna remind everybody that this is what Minneapolis looked like the last time left wing 501c3’s bankrolled a bunch of protests. Stay frosty.
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By the way, this is who started International Transgender Visibility Day
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