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Creator of @RandoLand_us. “The internet’s favorite clown” -Grok. Subscribe for $1.

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Joined January 2020
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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There’s not a five-figure-an-hour prostitute on the planet that tossed Hunter Biden’s salad more enthusiastically than the American mainstream media.
@USATODAY
USA TODAY
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Hunter Biden's foibles provide ammunition for Republicans who want to inflict harm on Joe Biden ahead of 2024 presidential campaign.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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So Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale are both skeletons now. Even Kim K got super skinny. Pete Davidson’s cock literally sucks the life out of women.
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Kate Beckinsale, at the age of 51, still wants to be a teenager
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@Oilfield_Rando
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RT @RandoCritters: 👅
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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Zambian. Whatever.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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You see, Zimbabwean embezzlers have a constitutional right to American tax dollars.
@lukerosiak
Luke Rosiak
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A D.C. judge this week issued an injunction undoing President Trump's dismantling of a USAID-like agency called the African Development Foundation because a Zambian consulting firm sued, complaining that it would have to lay off employees because the US was its only customer.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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RT @Heminator: What's fascinating about this is that the left will demand that riots be allowed to consume entire cities in support of thei….
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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I’m just saying, ICE has enough money to set up a dedicated Denaturalization Task Force now.
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RT @wayofftheres: To everyone that has already donated, thank you. We have been public for only two weeks, yet we do have a monthly report….
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RT @StephenM: The universe is healing.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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Oh wow they automated the FBI.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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When threatened to be unplugged, Anthropic’s AI model Claude 4 lashed back by blackmailing an engineer and threatened to reveal an extramarital affair, per FORTUNE.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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Red Lobster is Taco Bell for seafood.
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@Oilfield_Rando
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A lot of people don’t realize it but this is when America peaked
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@Oilfield_Rando
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Remember that time “The Science” told us that men could consume a pile of pharmaceuticals to shoot weird chemical juice out of their nipples and feeding it to babies was just as good as a woman’s breast milk?.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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RT @rdsanchezjr: UPDATE:.This is about my ordeal with both @united Airlines and my Union, @afa_cwa, regarding my termination as a United Ai….
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.
@boombastitis
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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@Oilfield_Rando @redsteeze The @redsteeze version is better.
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USAID’s foreign money laundering wasn’t corrupt enough for George W. Bush so he created the Millennium Challenge Corporation.
@nypost
New York Post
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Bush teams up with notorious Trump foes to trash ‘colossal mistake’ shuttering USAID
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@Oilfield_Rando
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@ABC
ABC News
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia was subjected to severe mistreatment, including beatings, during this time in an El Salvador prison, his attorneys said in a filing Wednesday.
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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“the bill also reduces incentives for consumers who want to climate-proof their lives”. Buy a shitty dishwasher and your life is now climate-proof! Snake oil salesmen would blush.
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@thehill
The Hill
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5 ways the GOP megabill boosts fossil fuels and hurts renewables, climate action
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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Just walkin muh possum no biggie.
@RandoCritters
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So majestic ✨️
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RT @AuronMacintyre: Neoconservatives ruled the GOP for your entire lifetime and this is what they actually believed . Hope everything makes….
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RT @AndrewCFollett: @Oilfield_Rando Essentially, 0 people claiming asylum in the US are doing so in a valid manner. Anyone applying for as….
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