Cothtwit
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My politics are simple: if it is causing a child to suffer, I’m against it.
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@IntoTheShitter
I have 3 responses so far: 1. It’s a condition of my parole, so…. 2. It’s not the covid I’m worried about spreading, it’s the Ebola (coughing fit). 3. As someone super good looking, I appreciate the break from all the attention. Know what I mean? No, I guess you wouldn’t….
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@_KayyKrueger
@conorwolves86
I’m more upset that Ariel’s tail section has both SCALES and HORIZONTAL flukes. Make up your damn mind—is she half human, half fish, or half human, half cetacean? Yea. I know. I’m a dork. Nevertheless….
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@waltshaub
Why McAuliffe lost: Trump wasn't his opponent, but that's who he ran against. I honestly have no idea what his plans for Virginia were. I voted for him anyway based on the great success of Virginia under previous Democrat governors, but I think he ran a horrendous campaign.
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@NuggsyMusic
@RepKatiePorter
Then don't reopen. Liability for injuries is a cost of doing business in the US. Call it "free market capitalism." Allowing businesses to negligently infect employees or customers without paying damages is genuine SOCIALISM--it passes the proprietor's costs to the taxpayer.
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@CalltoActivism
@dhighl5184
Been there done that. Sort of. I was in a hurry to exit a secure building and pushed open the fire exit to take the only set of stairs cuz there was a huge line for the elevator. Alarm went off, they had to evacuate. Oops.
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@DianneG
@tweetzydeetzy
The abortion issue (among others) would vanish overnight if states would just make it a felony to impregnate a woman without her prior consent. Some say I’m trying to control men’s bodies or am threatened by sexuality. I say they knew the consequences when they whipped it out.
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@realberryhomch1
@mollypriddy
@WriterWong
Just last week I hung my farewell comments on my door that included that real leadership consists of one thing: helping others accomplish the organizational mission.
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@Jimmyspolitics
@OBDragonfly
@PatrickMcHenry
@realtors
Pretty sure we all know why a 4 foot tall Southern man in a bow tie feels the need to be openly anti gay, now don’t we
@PatrickMcHenry
???
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@Mediaite
@gtconway3d
After his attacks on Senators McCain and Duckworth, did any thinking person seriously question the veracity of this report?
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@JoyceWhiteVance
FYI I am trademarking “Homely Hillbilly” before a bar or a show on The Learning Channel beats me to it.
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@ashleylee75
@brianstelter
@JohnKingCNN
@JoeBiden
@realDonaldTrump
Yep you nailed it. Trump can’t remember if he took a covid test, can’t describe his own health care plan, doesn’t recall who lent him $400 million, believes Osama Bin Laden is secretly alive, and never heard of QAnon even tho it’s all over the news. Obvious cognitive decline.
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@JesseCharlesLee
@Osborne__Cox
Maybe, but also can’t emphasize enough anyone who thought it didn’t matter if Trump or Clinton won in 2016 is reaping exactly what they sowed. Since 1981 the Republican agenda concerning abortion access has been explicit, the plan for the court has been overt.
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@Nicky_Pelosi
@ShaneGoldmacher
Joe should do a "pop out" like they used to do during "Laugh In" and just say "Person, woman, man, camera, TV."
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@gtconway3d
@realDonaldTrump
AGAIN, the FDA's mission is to make it very difficult to test drugs on human beings. That's not "deep state"--that's state. Protecting the uninformed public from predatory profiteers is the core purpose of government regulations, and for that matter, government.
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@therealzanetta
Cuz he’s white, nobody has bothered to point out his father ghosted the family. 🤨
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@Caerage
@FousekMichael
I love that “being shown irrefutable evidence of my guilt by the prosecutor” is now “extortion.”
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@DPMCanty
Some people have big hair. Some people have short hair. Some people have boring hair. Some people have brown hair. Some people have red hair. Some people have white hair. Some people have no hair. And only sad people would say anything negative about anybody else’s hair.
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@dstiddypop43
Have most of my life. Best decision I ever made. My ongoing 10-yr engagement works cuz at the end of the day I can go home and set my thermostat at whatever the f* I want.
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@YazQuan
@davenewworld_2
For that matter Norse, Spanish and Italian all predate English in the US.
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@ClaudetteGGibs1
Oh I know this one. It’s a trick question. The murder weapon was a sharpened piece of ice and it melted after. And roosters don’t lay eggs.
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@williamlegate
@Gregnus_2023
Hey
@elonmusk
a little advice: never pick a fight with someone who has their own bone saw.
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@SpryWit
@WalshFreedom
Don’t fall into the “assault weapons” briar patch. Don’t let labels kill. Make it a federal offense to possess a semiautomatic firearm without a federal permit, starting in 90 days. Turn it in or obtain a permit or be prosecuted (up to 1 year in prison for each firearm). Period.
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@soledadobrien
The response of the officer "We got this...thanks for your concern" in a firm but non confrontational way should be in training videos, and not just for cops.
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@theliamnissan
@OGNurseRatchet
It must be hard for racist losers like him to see a black man not only be a hugely successful president, but also a terrific father, and be married to such an astonishingly intelligent, accomplished, classy, kind and gorgeous woman. It twists the mind and the imagination. So sad.
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@GeorgyNowLori
I am at that age now I don’t think someone 10 years younger would want to date me,and I don’t think someone 10 years older would be able to date, period—unless you count carbon 14 dating....
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@KansasGOPSlayer
@AngieHoover20
60 and no. This is may well be the last real election in the US in my lifetime. Being a large Irish-German guy from rural Ohio I can easily blend in with the New Order, but nevertheless looking at emigrating for the sake of my kids and my partner—they’re Jewish and I’m scared.
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@nderssonD
@JackPosobiec
Ummm, that's as a species. As an individual, not really the way the immune system works, as millions of American Indians could attest to had they not been wiped out.
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@Pensandpages
@thejackhopkins
They are the just participation trophy kids all grown up: they hate “globalists” because they fear competing on a level playing field with “inferior” races, religions, and nationalities. The great American birthright to success is all they have to fall back on at this point.
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@PublicPerson4
@AdamsCumbie
The definition of “class.” The definition of “manliness.” The definition of “patriotism.” Plus he called it on the invasion of Iraq, and the need to sneak behind Pakistan’s back to get Bin Laden. Dude genuinely understood international relations and national security.
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@VashaunBlanks
@JohnFetterman
Wrong. They took a job paid by those couples’ taxes with specific duties prescribed by law and restricted by the Equal Protection Clause. If they have beliefs that conflict with a public duty they have a right to resign. Period.
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@piper4missouri
@HeatherThomasAF
Actually BANNING abortion is more comparable to slavery: it results in the state forcing one person to allow another person to exploit them as a resource.
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@leahvallee
Trump lacks the shame gene. He cannot be humiliated. I mean, Jesus, look at the guy.
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@spinnerbuckle
@MysterySolvent
Biden’s deal with their problems and get right. Trumps declare bankruptcy and look for bailouts. See the difference there?
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@dcwoodruff
@CheriJacobus
If that dude wins, he has an open invitation to dinner at my house. Seriously. To be rid of that national embarrassment that is Boebert worth it if he takes me up on it every night forever.
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@misslelaina
@Wizards_Lady
Really. I went to counseling for a year to listen to my ex lie and blame everyone, including her parents, me and our son, for her awfulness. I’d you know the relationship is toxic, GO!
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@Rogueharpie
@JKevinKeil
@jennycohn1
I think Pat Leahy has seniority. Also wouldn’t have been very useful—if election not certified, Pelosi becomes President. Unless they were planning to get her out of the way. Then Pompeo. I suspect that is what Trump is so intent on hiding, in fact.
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@LafouresCale
@gtconway3d
@FultonCountyDA
@NewYorkStateAG
@ejeancarroll
@kaplanrobbie
Translation: “With all this globalization and computers and stuff, a guy like me just gets so tired of thinking. Always taking in information, making decisions. This is why I never took algebra, man. Its like I gotta be some Albert Edison dork. F* it, I’ll just be a Republican.”
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@Ezra_Nola
@gtconway3d
When I dropped mine off I got shot twice, caught bubonic plague, and was bitten in the crotch by a crocodile, but to get Jabba the POTUS out of orange pancake and into an orange jumpsuit, it was worth it.
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@JohnCollins_KP
Same reason they have been getting stitched up and going home to the guy who put them in the ER for…ever….
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@hockeyzixel
@juliazukowski
@MercyhurstU
@danbriere
Of that was my kid he would be pushing the owner of that wheelchair all over campus for the rest of the year or leaving school. His choice.
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@j_blue_advocacy
@LaRoccaMomma
She didn’t even bother to point out the guy was READING his “hot take.”
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@JustinAHorwitz
@chipfranklin
No other president had an IQ that fell short of 3 digits. No other president had a body fat percentage above 60. And no other president was so weak he couldn’t lift a glass of water. These things DO matter because they fuel Trump’s extraordinary need to try to prove he is manly.
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@WagnerRobb
@NickAdamsinUSA
Alpha males HATE other potential rival males. In nature, they fight to the death, or close. So if you find yourself hanging out munching wings with other men, you can rest assured you are NOT an alpha.
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@TalbertSwan
@klblake91
Oh come on. This isn’t a serious question and you know it. Obviously they went to Cracker Barrel.
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@build4USA
@IEMcElroy
@Delta
I am going to double mask. And if my seat mates don’t mask up, twice in the first hour whip them off to vomit in an airsickness bag. And I’m taking a tuna salad sandwich to eat in hour 2. Then more vomiting. Gonna be a loooong flight.
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@__CarpeDiem__3
@SethAsherW
@KellDA
Exactly. In fact, let’s go with, “They’re going to get additional people killed again and again.”
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@Tisiphone23
And what about those two even more prominent lumps on Taylor’s upper torso area? What is THAT all about? We demand answers!
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@CryptVanWinkle
@blaireerskine
Before I had kids I responded to that one “I may not have kids but ya ain’t gotta be Colonel Sanders to know chicken sh*t from chicken salad.”
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@HCaniglia
@wolfblitzer
Right on, cuz the president grants drilling rights, the next day the oil guys get in there and drill ‘em up some oil and you pump it right into your car. Jesus people. Get off your phone and learn something about the real world. Geology. Economics. Civics. SOMETHING.
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@JessicaHuseman
@soledadobrien
This looks like the set of a college students one act play, probably entitled “Pardon Me?”
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@BradleyWhitford
@daschmidt883
Instructions for a true Christian nation are clear in Matthew 25:35-40: I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.
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@dkblue20
@WalshFreedom
I spent 25 years in the military. Duty doesn’t erase fear, but renders it irrelevant to action. Catching bullets intended for innocents is a major part of what cops get paid to do. If they don’t like it, there’s an easy answer. After all, nobody is holding a gun to THEIR heads….
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@NickScutari
@candice_counsel
See I would have said “That’s why I told her to knock off the smiling. It’s bad enough I’m so much prettier than everyone else, one of us needs to dial it back.”
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@70bpmhiccups
@TheRickWilson
@shewasright2016
@JaredPushner
@chadloder
Funny thing is I started the joke rumor it was an NSA honeypot back in October. Who knew they would make a psychic out of me?
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@blueheartedly
@MysterySolvent
I told m son if McAuliffe wins, tomorrow at school he should insist on learning Critical Race Theory.
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@TizzyEnt
@ClaudetteGGibs1
So easily dealt with another way: instead of barking orders, he could have said “Hey listen. I need you to put the axe down so I feel safe coming over there. Can you do that? Otherwise I’ll get all stressed out, you’ll get dressed out, and nobody needs that.”
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If Democratic strategists were smart (could stop there but...) they would get behind the lie that antifa infiltrated the insurrectal mob of white nationalists so the leaders of police and military will be quicker to respond and with more appropriate violence next time they act.
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@WDCreports
Kids have an absolute right to a class-free day when it snows more than 1.2 inches. Look it up. It's in the constitution. And the Bible.
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Maintaining their 30-year track record for doing everything they can to ensure their state goes from being the heart of American industry to a hopeless welfare case.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Probably wasn’t the pix so much as you hanging them on the ceiling above your bed that bothered him.
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@unemployedfatty
@TMZ
I don’t know about better, but if you are alive to read this, probably you are smarter.
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@CGweilo
@JRubinBlogger
Oh god, that's so clever. Oh, my sides. The laughing. DId you stay up all night working on that or is the genius just like a bolt of lightning? Cuz really, you are on another level. Panties. Insync (spelled wrong to even funnier, I guess). Please, tweet more! More!
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I do not believe anyone fears Trump—but I believe they bought into his new way to “win” with no need to do the hard work of innovating or negotiating policy: 1. Exacerbate division. 2. Sympathize with grievance. 3. Deny facts. TrumpISM took over the GOP.
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@Hotsauce83
@katie_akin
@IowaCapDispatch
And if your cis daughter will be discombobulated because she places 5th vs 4th in a high school swim meet, you have waaaay bigger problems….
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@cmclymer
One oft ignored aspect of this is the story of Sham. In any other year, Sham would have won the Triple Crown, but he had the bad luck of being born the same year as Secretariat. The moral: in sports, unless you are the one true GOAT, winning is always partly pure random chance.
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@ohwenjonez
@CallMeCheshire
@JoeyMannarinoUS
@sotasuunnitelma
In my experience from years prosecuting sex crimes, the act of rape is not driven by a desire to gratify sexual longing, but by the desire to dominate or control another person.
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@nathaliejacoby1
Thinking 🤔. Seriously. I was a born again Christian until I saw so many parallels to other non-Western religions and realized there are memes that fill innate spiritual/emotional needs, and I just asked myself point blank if I really believed anyone had mystical insight. Nope.
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@chickencovfefe
@therecount
Good catch. Not saying it’s a double but that looks like theatrical nose putty
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@NuggsyMusic
@RepKatiePorter
And when insurance won't cover something, and people can't sue, and they work in food service, retail, etc., their damages medical costs, rehab costs, and lost wages are paid via social services, i.e., taxpayer money. Their pain and suffering? I guess no one cares.
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@cozzmo73
@CaptainDominicO
@OccupyDemocrats
Please. Russian bots get confused between proper English pronouns.
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@thekahoona
@JRubinBlogger
Balancing the budget (yes, tax increases--that's what deficits get you). Preserving the environment (look up "conservation" some day). Free health care to make American companies more competitive globally (why force them into the health insurance biz?). Protecting the vote.
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@roots_herb
@waltshaub
@AOC
@MariaTeresa1
@PhilippeReines
Right cuz rather than spend a day on a trip, she bothered to hire a double. Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.
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@jeremynewberger
Already President in 2020??? Man, when this guy Biden steals an election, he does NOT screw around.
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@candice_counsel
My son was 2 when he met his black cousins but naturally had no memory of that when we visited again when he was 8. He said with obvious surprise “I didn’t know we were black!” And then stared intently at me. 😂. I had to explain how “cousins” works vs siblings….
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“Antifa infiltrators are attacking the synagogue again!” or “Antifa infiltrators have kidnapped the governor again!” Or “Antifa infiltrators with torches defending Confederate statues again!” certain to get a quick and overwhelming response.
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@mhsbass
@AOC
@washingtonpost
Unreported to law enforcement but shared with researchers, counselors, etc. But your point is valid: you don’t know what you don’t know. That’s why we shouldn’t “doubt” but official investigations (including real journalism) does require “verifying.”
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