Jarvis
@jarvis_best
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writer, painter, poet, gentleman of culture.
Joined August 2018
Women of Vanity Fair Consider Ross Douthat’s Question: Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
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AHHHHHHHHJHH I CHINESE INFRASTRUCTURE AHHHHHHHH ROOK OUT BEROWE AHHHHHHHH
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@NancyMace Did your TSA agent who conducted the "enhanced screening" look like this by chance? All jokes aside, sorry you are dealing with this...
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Everyone look at the guy at the 35 second mark
"Oh my God." Joe Biden shows up to a restaurant in Northern Virginia to a STUNNED crowd. The lights are on but nobody is home. Sad.
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The hits just keep coming.
This is terrible PR for guys named Jihad.
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I put my profile pic in Grok and asked it to tell me my celebrity lookalike and it said I looked like a young Eddie Redmayne and I don't know who that is
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Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed https://t.co/ajLH0FJpdR
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Putin gonna have that robot thrown out a window
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
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What did he mean by this
twitter is full of jarring men no one gives you the well deserved trigger warning for that.
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J Crew hocking this Dr. Suess ass shirt for $228 male model trying to keep a straight face
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Let her go
EXCLUSIVE: ICE Los Angeles has arrested a Moldovan fugitive illegal alien convicted in her home country of premeditated murder w/ exceptional cruelty after she tortured and threw her victim out a 9th story window, DHS tells @FoxNews. Victoria Sorocean fled to the U.S. to avoid a
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Some lady: James, guess what I have a kid and it's yours James Bond: Ha ha that's wonderful hold on I'm gonna go get poisoned and exploded real quick
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This is a big deal - I didn't mind so much that they killed off Bond but the fact that he went out all boo-hooey sacrificing himself for some chick and her kid was a downer.
@Holden114 It's not that Bond died; it's how he died and the direction of the Craig character took that was the mistake. Bond doesn't go out as a slobering, crying mess. He goes out like this.
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This is why you need me in the writers room because someone would bring this up and I would throw up my hands and yell WHO GIVES A SHIT and then we would all laugh and go to the bar.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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The greatest thing ever was the Friday the 13th movies when they kept having to come up with dumb ways to bring Jason back and then after a few movies they were just like screw it and Jason would just pop up without explanation and start owning people.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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The quote from Horowitz is funny here because James Bond novels were written by Ian Fleming but he died so they hired someone else to write his books for him so apparently death isn't that big of a deal.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Happy to report that Democrats are once again in disarray
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