Too many people are nice to their dogs online. The dog's never gonna be able to read that shit. I say you use the Internet to ruthlessly insult your dog behind its back
Again, I watched the movie that Kyrie signal-boosted and when he says "I can't be antisemitic if I know where I come from," that's a tacit endorsement of the film's central, VERY anti-Semitic thesis
I remember Summerall was doing a promo for COPS and Madden goes “Now the thing with that show is, the guy who doesn't have his shirt on? That's the guy who did it.”
#RIP
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@realDonaldTrump
First Lady Melania Trump greet supporters as they arrive in Johnstown, PA to attend the Flight 93 September 11 Memorial Service in Shanksville, PA
Easily the best way to beat Trump is by running with the guy who represents, in totality, the kind of backslapping DC horseshit that drove idiot voters to Trump in the first place
ESPN will air a three-hour NFL schedule release show tonight at 8 pm Eastern. It will highlight key matchups, schedule flexibility and, ultimately, hope.
For
@GQMagazine
I interviewed a bunch of people about the late Anthony Bourdain and collected their stories. For their sake, for his sake, and for yours, I really truly hope I didn’t fuck this up.
If you're surprised Billie Eilish has never heard of Van Halen, well then you might be a LOT more surprised by the shit Eddie Van Halen himself is oblivious to. (via
@CKlosterman
)
I stand with the former
@Deadspin
workers who decided not to bow to the greed of private equity vultures like
@JimSpanfeller
. This is the kind of greed that is destroying journalism across the country, and together we are going to take them on.
"If the Republicans sweep these 3 red-state gubernatorial races ... I think you're going to have nothing but impeachment to thank,"
@chucktodd
says on
#MTPDaily
.
Hey universe. Drew’s wife here. He wanted me to pass on MERRY CHRISTMAS! He is doing better. Wanted to clarify what happened to him as he falsely tweeted last week while cooped up in a rehab bed. He was not drunk when he suddenly collapsed. He is on his way to recovery.
I’m screaming into the void here but if Biden wins and the Democrats take the Senate they need to start handing down some fucking consequences for the death party.
A few weeks ago I wrote about how my cochlear implant can't hear guitars. Well, reader Josh is an audio engineer, so he sent me an idea to fix it and it WORKED. So that was extremely cool.
I remember I went to Mount Vernon once and one of the labels said George Washington ordered his slaves freed upon his death, and that Martha Washington "wasted no time, freeing them a year after he passed." And I was like A YEAR IS A LOT OF FUCKING TIME
It'd be amusing if Pfizer did a big ad blitz for Comirnaty without mentioning it's the COVID vaccine AT ALL. Like if they just said "Promotes lung girth!" and jabs suddenly went up nationwide by 60%.
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I'd just like to note that the Astros are not only cheaters and bloodless shitbags but they also blew four home games in the World Series to a team rallying around a glorified Wiggles song
Well you just have to be inspired by Tom Brady’s ability to barely complete half his passes and then get bailed out by shitty opposing coaches and hilariously inconsistent officiating
And then, finally... we started . Over 34,000 people have subscribed thus far. We all have health insurance and we're getting Christmas bonuses. We just instituted paid six-month maternity/paternity leave. We made good jobs for each other. Pure fucking joy.
You know, I'm managed to stay relatively even through all this, but if the man is willing to destroy the fucking MAIL... and there are people willing to help him... and no one else can do anything about it... what's the fucking point? This country is a piece of shit.
If you chant U-S-A at a sporting event that isn’t some international competition or a Hacksaw Jim Duggan match I know exactly what kind of dickless pud you are
Three years ago, all of us quit our jobs at Deadspin and started Defector on our own.
Not only has Defector survived since then (and remained worker owned), we’ve prospered. This thread has the details, including over $4 million in revenue this past year alone.
ESPN: We need to fire at least 7800 staffers and cut company day care or else stockholders are gonna be way mad
Also ESPN: Are you a former player? HERE HAVE THIS LIMO MADE OF SOLID GOLD
Lot of pickup truck ads now don't even bother showing the truck haul dirt or any of that truck shit. They're just like "here's your enormous luxury car, you total fuckhead"
Situations like this story are why we protect the 2nd Amendment.
Side note: With universal background checks, I wouldn’t be able to let my friends borrow my handgun when they travel alone like this. We would make felons out of people just for defending themselves.
They sang “True Colors” at my kid’s middle school chorus recital and a girl introduced it by saying, “You might know this song from the movie Trolls, or if you were alive in the year 1986.”
If your team won't hold Free Trash Can Night when the Astros come to town this season then its marketing department doesn't even have replacement-level sass.
Pretty jazzed at the prospect of a bunch of fucking yokels busting out of quarantine because DURRRRR FREEDOM and making it impossible for any of the rest of us to ever come back out.
All I want from the Rise of Skywalker is for it to have, as with every good Star Wars movie, a scene where a droid gets comically electrocuted while fixing something
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.