I get “why did you become a lawyer” a lot. Honestly, I had a full ride scholarship for undergrad so I decided I’d become the first doctor or lawyer in my family. I was young and naive but to me I had two routes, Took Pre-med & Pre-law courses, liked Pre-law better. Now I’m here.

SGA: “Guess what? Oklahoma City is the best team in the basketball world. I hope y’all understand that. I hope y’all know that. And we’re not going anywhere. So good luck.”

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My new legal assistant started today. I’ve never had someone ask for so many snacks on their first day of the job. Hopefully she does well!

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In honor of Halloween I’m working on figuring out a way to work a Halloween theme into upcoming arguments. I’m thinking “your honor, ruling on the side of the defense would set a spooky precedent”. No way that doesn’t go over well.

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my firm represented Kendrick Lamar in getting Drake's lawsuit dismissed. they not like us.

Oklahoma City looks mighty pretty tonight…

This month is my 4 year work anniversary. Can’t wait to see what year 5 has in store.

Your honor I was listening to the new Taylor Swift album all weekend so I actually have no idea what this hearing is about - millennial lawyers on Monday

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Last week I got to meet @Ipjh55 . We were able to chat for a few minutes and it was awesome. He is such a cool and down to earth guy whose foundation also supports the City Rescue Mission! Thunder Up!

Me headed to a CLE

If anyone needs me this evening, I’ll be pulling a late night at the office and eating this pint of ice cream.

I’ve recently come to realize that it is impossible for me to read the word “meditation” and my mind not trick me into reading it as “mediation”.

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In my hibachi chef era ✨

I know being a lawyer is essentially “having one of those days” every single day but I want to make it known that today was most certainly “one of those days”.

@RileeDHarrison I’d kind of like to see an attorney make that argument just to see where it goes, you never know it could break new ground.

Had a guy call in about a slip n fall case. At the end, he asked if it could also be a workers comp claim. I asked if he was working at the time of the fall. He responded “no but I’m always a boss”. 💀💀💀

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This guy was an absolute menace in law school

I’ve never felt so seen

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