HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant0
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“Well minorities are treated pretty well so-“ “No NO you Idiot they are LITERALLY hunted for sport!” “Oh wow then it seems I am completely justified in not wanting to become one.”
why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? does the US treat minorities poorly or something?
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This is like on the Simpsons when Mr burns couldn’t die because he had so many diseases attacking at once they canceled each other out
#Exclusive 🚨 Andy Dick's crack smoking actually helped him avoid a fentanyl death, DEA sources say. Read more: https://t.co/uwic6B8zzG
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Wayment! I just found out a Black Man invented THE SERACH ENGINE! 🤣 Search Alan Emtage. Black People Invent EVERYTHING. Lol
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NUFF SAID
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I’ll only address this once. In September, the right was demanding that leadership swiftly deliver the head of the serpent that is the left wing. Now, that same anger has been diluted, diffused, and fractured by a ballooning prism of competing hypotheses involving microphone
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Yikes talk about a “milkshake duck” right lol
🚨#BREAKING: Kenyon Dobie, the man who was stabbed by an illegal on the Charlotte train, has now been placed under arrest. He is charged with punching a pregnant woman in the face so hard that he fractured it and then threatened to m*rder all of her children in October. Kenyon
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If I were him I would shush my lawyer and yell “YOU’RE RIGHT CANDACE, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. SAVE ME!”
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS: - I am a chemical slave - I am castrated and raped - I am nothing
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*wakes up* *knocks over a school bus* *enters a no-fire-arm zone* *there are fire arms* *quickly stomps away*
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I can’t even be mad about this because the idea of him announcing “Nah Nick lemme handle this one - I AM A CHILD MOLESTOR!!!”, is so funny
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Americans when they find out they have the smallest IQs and even smaller d!cks https://t.co/lAUmiOUa3s
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In 1986, the "Rent-a-Friend" VHS was released for lonely people with VCRs. The 42-minute direct-to-video program featured a friendly man named "Sam" (played by Ben Hollis) who looked directly into the camera, asked the viewer questions, left space for answers, and offered
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Frank "Cannonball" Richards was a real vaudeville strongman in the 1930s known for taking cannonballs, punches, and sledgehammers to the gut. He performed without reported injuries from these stunts and lived to age 81, dying in 1969.
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In barnes and noble looking for a christmas gift for my trans nephew, asking the clerk where the self-harm section is
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On the latest episode of Restoring Order, I cover the most pressing issues of our time, like whether the Cinnabon employee who was fired for saying the n word is a hero of the white race, as some claim. (0:52) Diversity and its consequences (8:50) Aelthemplaer caught in 4k
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