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@paynushurts Neil blomkamp spending the last decade turning rocks over until he finally found orlando bloom

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@ProtonInspector Ma'am i am homosexual

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@quebecween he stands with israel

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this is just a normal credit card to me, the way my sick and twisted mind is

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@dklmarxist @Thatoneguy64 This is such a rip off of that family guy image

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@lemonade_grrrl Your DVD collection is a microaggression against me

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@the_binp What the fuck I just tried this shit

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@_myrk_wise @HMarNico At least you have time to change and grow and look back at this and cringe

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@meekaale Personally loving the new calculator redesign

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@vegoid @Catsinspace1991 @jedgarnaut @nilbogdotgov @karengeier @Weinsteinlaw Or counting "all military-aged men in the strike zone" to be combatants, "unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent"

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@ResNeXtGuesser When I'm desoldering my usb ports next to exposed hard disk

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@HighwayFromSaro @nerdiciste Forcing people to work as punishment is illegal

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@vonrosceau 4 pins ... I2C or UART? reminds me of a dishwasher with disposable pods that had four contacts on the bottom, somebody opened it up and it was a simple I2C memory chip with the number of washes left.

GitHub - dekuNukem/bob_cassette_rewinder: Renew and Refill Bob Cassettes for 98% Cost Saving!

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@sexwithuruncle straight twinks

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@OkButStill Um, sorry landlordcel, i cant pay my rent im rate limited

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@Luuuma7 @jaketropolis @bambooney With the state of britain, nothing's off the table

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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT tuberculosis sexy

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@podaboutlist Hmmmm yes I love to see Tweets about lunch

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@SwampCommunist

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@fawfulfan Hold up. Explain why it's bad that us Poors can enjoy the same care the wealthy do?

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@avoidthehanoid @TheWapplehouse @HannahPosted You know he writes it with a capital W

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@posting_forever me and my friends are all losers with nothing better to do than follow a random person around

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@i_zzzzzz me at mcdonalds: Hello do you know precisely how many joules of energy this will be putting into my body

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@SetPixels Just shout "officer down!" and see what happens lol

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@goofxist billions must purchase

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@pierresintern2 @hunkwonho Do you ask every woman you date if she’s infertile

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