[waving hand vaguely] Just make it go viral

There should be a Pitchcom type system for telling your wife you’re ready to get out of the bathtub

I apologize for being overly pessimistic

This would be even more satisfying if I still thought Blake Snell and Blake Treinen were the same guy

was looking up a realistic firefighter costume cause i have to dress up for work last minute and found these customizable jackets but now im obsessed with the idea of just using this default text

Mount Royal on Ektar 100. For the leaf heads

The guy walking in at 30 seconds and immediately going over to an offscreen couch full of other people has been killing me all day.

The intentional balk… one of the most beautiful things in sports

https://t.co/0lWQHa0RVN

I don’t think I’m wrong to feel uneasy about this name

Does it actually work?

What a crazy game. Now imagine if a player on the field suddenly yelled “Red ball incoming” and everyone started scrambling

We don’t learn about running around the bases in Canada. We just don’t really do that stuff

Wow

Having a long meeting on the mound about how to handle Shohei Ohtani and then pitching him a fastball right down the middle is one of the funniest things I’ve seen

One thing I would introduce to baseball is "red balls" - glowing red baseballs launched from outside the stadium (2 or 3 miles away) that fly in on long ballistic paths randomly throughout the game. Detection of an arriving red ball halts all other play and catching one is 3 outs

They're digitally inserting a Sobeys ad into a World Series game at Dodger Stadium. We've already won

https://t.co/aBtk8WiPej

throughout Karine Jean-Pierre's interview with Chotiner she sounds like a snitch about to be summarily executed by a mafia don

Paused the Pet Shop Boys song I was listening to and there was a different Pet Shop Boys song playing in the grocery store

First time I’ve seen Chotiner own someone in the preamble to the interview