[waving hand vaguely] Just make it go viral.

I believe Eddington is the first film to depict the specific early-Facebook style stalker behavior made possible by the ability to search another person’s Instagram follows.

Whenever a sandwich place has a sign saying they have the best sandwiches in town I always believe them. Why would they say that if it wasn’t true.

Rewatched Batman v Superman for personal reasons and I’d forgotten that the Jimmy Olsen in that movie is outed as a CIA asset and executed by an African warlord’s security contractors within three minutes of being introduced.

We are finally going to figure out which numbers are Owl Numbers. Certain people have been working on this for 6000 years.

The Canadian Century.

RT @catfinches: cant stop laughing at this bit

Hey man do you mind if I use your AWS account for a project of mine. I’m trying to kill thirty trillion simulated worms.

Just heard a teen tell his friend, “Yo, raw diamonds are worth NOTHING right now bro.” Friend responded “I don’t care”.

Misreading a tweet and telling everyone Italians had never seen a tomato until 1950. And when they saw it they ran away in fear because they thought it was coming right at them.

RT @Nick_Newman: Bill Maher tells a visibly unimpressed Billy Joel about his attempt to write what would likely be the worst song ever made….

Yep

Me seeing any tall red headed person: Hey Florence… where’s the Machine… (pointing at any machine) Is that it.

Excuse me - those are really cool bangles. What do you think of Tooze's China arc.

Hey dude it's pretty late, I think I'm gonna turn in. (handing him a lyre) Sing me a dream.

"Oooh earth rider, thanks for the Great Lakes" is honestly a valid thing to say.

They need to replace all the Underground City stuff in Montreal tourist guides with a warning about the gnocchi counter on Fairmount.

Reading "Beyond Ubuntu" by Jessica Chastain and installing Manjaro on my chromebook.

I think this will be the year we hear celebs like Anne Hathaway etc talk about Arch Linux and their various personal customizations of it. We will more than likely see an opinionated Arch based linux distro from a Hathaway or Witherspoon type.

Jumbotrons should also celebrate people who don't need a companion.

So it’s wrong for a boat to be in love???.