real Bob Wiley
@emgeejay
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I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.
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Joined October 2009
OK, I think I’m done here. Too functionally broken, too much right-wing garbage, too many AI bots reacting to snuff videos (Jesus Christ). See you on the other app — which I’m sure is also bad, and which I promise to make just a little bit worse.
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If you join Twitter, you too can be the jerk standing in front of me at a concert http://t.co/YdwTlBZ7
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It's a good night out there on Twitter. "Hey, list of retweeted lists. How's it going, pithy one-line comedians. What's up, character limit"
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"If Twitter didn't exist, we'd need to invent it." --Voltaire
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Twitter's "you might also want to follow..." suggestions are on a real hot streak tonight!!
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Just saw an ad for "Delivery Man" with pull quotes from Twitter, including "Brand Advocate" @waystosave
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How do we know Ellen's group selfie wasn't an Ocean's-Eleven-style diversionary ploy to knock out Twitter for five minutes
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Downloaded my Twitter archive and it confirms everything we already knew http://t.co/W9vrjv4PbQ
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I bet twitter is a lot more fucking pleasant in the Jeb! timeline
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thanks to the twitter redesign team for cropping my pic as a reminder the walls are constantly closing in
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he was talking about twitter
“Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave.” RIP Cormac McCarthy
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