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Not to be too much of an AI Doomer but I just had a FaceTime call with a near realtime ChatGPT-powered AI avatar and it was…surprisingly human.
Anyway, I recorded it.
This is the actual response speed, it’s very fast.
(You can also hear me kind of lose it towards the end)
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Imagine the thrill the first peasant to shoot a gun at a knight must have felt. Turning round to your mates to celebrate like you just hit a championship winning three pointer
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This is what every single day of my life is like
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There comes a time in every man and woman's life where they must choose which gunpowder empire they are
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Clumsy child cope. Some of us were simply too graceful to ever fall
how boring your childhood must be if you don't have one of these
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When an English person tells you Napoleon is hated across Europe this is the Europe they mean
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Man what happened to you lmfao
Old logo vs new logo
Even cheese is not safe. 🐍😈
This perfectly sums up what is happened in England.
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Disco Elysium is one of the rare things that is so good it's embarrassing fans can't ruin it no matter how hard they try. Kanye West and Communism also in this category
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Women and gay guys stop reading now!!!!
It is insane how terrible Lana del Rey looks what happened there
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Babe PLEASE just put on the Minoan dress I NEED THIS
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The French simply never had that dog in them when it comes to the sea
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Striking to me that Iran is this millenia old civilization; made massive contributions to global culture, science, theology, theories of governance and engineering and their opp is a squat little shithole whose biggest contribution to the rich tapestry of humanity is Gal Godot
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I think if you buy a device like this a death squad should immediately be deployed against you
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Finding out that girls deliberately turn their autocaps off is the funniest thing in the world man
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This has to be bollocks cos how exactly is he anticipating surviving this part lol
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*desperate for pussy voice* "desperate for pussy voice"
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Idk what it is about this guy that creates such incredible images
A local high school band and cheerleaders perform for Donald Trump at Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach, Florida, February 2024.
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Every friend group has the swashbuckling jannisary, the scheming eunuch and the austere holy man
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Aw here no lads that's not a swastika bracelet. It's just a bracelet covered in piles of other white nationalist symbols
Folks who support the invasion of Ukraine are claiming that a Ukrainian general was photographed wearing a swastika.
He quickly provided a higher resolution image.
But we can safely guess who's gonna run with the original story
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A straight but kind of bi curious white woman threw the first brick at stonewall
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Yeah this is way better man well done
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Best city in the world
Banksy leaves Glasgow with a £20m artwork lampooning the city’s fascination and endorsement of marching.
One day later.
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The older people who see stats about gen z not fucking so much and are like broooo you've all got tinder now this makes no sense are displaying a complete lack of understanding for these apps and the impact they've had lol
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Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
Do Not Let Women Colonise White Boy Summer
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Everyone has been passionately in love in a romantic sense but it's less common to be passionately in love in a platonic way. If you don't have at least one friend that you have made tearful oaths of brotherhood to then you're never really gonna make it
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So grateful to this app for the amount of weird American guys with squat little dad caps, ironic haircut, deliberately shit facial hair and le random t shirts that it's made me witness. Incredible boost to European self esteem after a century of Ls. Thank you
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I love when Furio shows up and is just on a completely different level in terms of violence and effectiveness to everyone else in the Sopranos lol
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You are gay bro
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It is so funny when people insist on listening to audiobooks being the same thing as reading
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Yeah you're right it's actually badass that you guys can drink this
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People who work in kitchens act like they got drafted into Vietnam
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Don't care for just stop oil or many of the quasi apolitical climate groups that have cropped up in the UK in recent years but it really does make me sick seeing how hateful the bastards in the replies are to some young girl doing what her conscience instructs her to
🦺 This is Poppy. She's 19, works in a cafe in Bury St Edmunds and was arrested earlier this morning for peacefully resisting our criminal government's genocidal plans for new oil and gas.
🛢️ Downing St. is prioritising oil industry profits and North Sea expansion over Poppy's…
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Inventing something called "UK recession core" everyone gonna be listening to early James Blake, Burial, Hype Williams and Calvin Harris' first album. Everyones gonna watch Skins again and wear V necks. I'm not participating because I'm normal but you guys crack on
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The entire city of Newcastle has converted to Islam!!!!
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Whenever I feel down I look over at my friend on the windowsill. His stoic resolve gives me the strength to carry on
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Wow yeah show me some Dripped Out Politicians. Ok nice now some Women Posting Their L's. Fuck that's hot ok you got any Obama Era Conservative Memes? What about philosophers as dril tweets what about uhhh mugshawtys what about football images that precede disasters what about kil
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The aristocracy across the globe the instant a bullet pierced a rich man's flesh and true revolution became possible for the first time
Something shifted. Shits about to get real weird
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This is the most depressing shit I’ve ever seen
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Yeah man that's pretty crazy nothing like that over here
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rollerskating Chinese Muslim servers in Halal restaurant in Xining, Qinghai province, China
rollerskating Chinese Muslim servers in Halal restaurant in Xining, Qinghai province, China
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There's literally millions of these guys. Across all political and geographic borders. And if you say "no there isn't" chances are it's you.
So grateful to this app for the amount of weird American guys with squat little dad caps, ironic haircut, deliberately shit facial hair and le random t shirts that it's made me witness. Incredible boost to European self esteem after a century of Ls. Thank you
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happy autistic acceptance month!! qrt with ur fav autistic characters, canon or otherwise
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Ancient Iran was building qunats that turned patches of desert into stunning, transcendent, verdant gardens and bustling cities while modern Israel is inventing AI to hunt down and execute all orphans within 1000 square miles
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Holly if you see this I think you're beautiful let's go for brunch
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Will forever be so amazed by how different the perception is of the Arctic Monkeys in America lol
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If you're past the age of 21 and don't have a;
nom de guerre
nom de plume
pseudonym
And stage name
It's honestly so over for you
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That's because anarchism is childish nonsense and these are big boy conversations, hope this helps
somehow anarchism is never in the table for people. states are the problem, nation states especially so. the solution is no states
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Just clocked he's gonna run through Northern Nigeria lol. Good luck with that
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How do these people manage to make having a family, the most normal thing on Earth, sound so unbelievably gay
Lounging on my sofa with a belly full of wine and homemade Thai food, listening to Bach while my oldest giggles with wife in the next room as they brush their teeth for the night. Wouldn't trade this for a billion dollars. Start a family
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@secantsegment
Yeah it would be the far more realistic one, it's the same route ancient humans probably took cos funnily enough running through the west Sahara is quite difficult
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@DerekPutin
My sister embraced this concept and wouldn't you know it, she now has no friends lol
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Now listen up y'all I may jus be a humble southrn democrtic socialist y'all but I think this here fella is bein too uppity. Now, I may not know for sure, but he's givin me an "urban" sorta feelin y'all
[Southern state passes bill requiring students to pledge allegiance to the confederacy]
The yeehaw socialist🌽🌹: There are actually a lot of black and queer folx who live there don’t write the south off as racist
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I think that footage of two fat bald West Ham fans battering the fuck out of about 50 Dutch ultras has done more for British nationalism than anything since WW2
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When halo 3 came out I played it for essentially 72 hours straight and then in school on Monday I was hearing my shield recharge every five minutes
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The other gays should lay off Tyler he's doing his best
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Palestinians are the bravest people in all of history and they are going to win in the end
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Of course less people are fucking when your interactions are being mediated by an app where you are only able to make surface level impressions on each other, where everyones playing some weird sanded down version of themselves lol
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Everyone between the ages of 21 and 26 needs to make sure they have a designated oldhead council to run things by. You need at least 1 guy on there whose happily married, one guy whose lost faith in love forever and one guy who has a charmingly autistic fixation on something
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It's just increased atomisation to a large degree. It now seems strange to some people to approach/be approached in person.
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Reading about Thomas Müntzer and the German Peasant's War is obviously extremely depressing: a revolution 200 years too early, cut down brutally on an almost unimaginable scale. It makes you grateful though that we do live in a world where revolutions can happen and have
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Guys who suffer from "women are another species" syndrome are fascinating to me. Similar to the "coworker" phenomenon, an unwillingness to accept all people are ultimately people. When I tell some lads my flatmates are both women they react with a sort of fear and awe
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One of the biggest losers in history
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No revolution would be possible without the magic of friendship so maybe watch what you say
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Learning a lot from the Montenegro Wikipedia page
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