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Just got back from a date.
He dropped me off at my apartment. I literally stopped at my front door, thought for a second, turned around, and walked back to his car to ask him if he wanted a kiss.
Dude instantly got the biggest grin I have ever seen on a person lol
One of the most depressing things I learned in archaeology class was the fact that they’re having trouble rebuilding Notre-Dame Cathedral partly because many of the planks and wood came from trees that literally no longer grow that big any more.
50% of Panda births result in twins, but Panda moms almost always abandon one. Therefore, zookeepers have to switch the cubs every few hours to trick the mom in to caring for both
Yet, with this trick, it's true love
[📹 iPanda: ]
As an archaeologist who has actually done this, it is legit really hard and there’s a lot of variation from person to person. You almost never get 100% certainty.
Don’t ever do this. Gold Fish are an invasive species, they decimate local ecosystems. This isn’t funny or cute, this is awful. If you really want to help these fish just be a good pet owner.
An animated direct-to-streaming sequel with none of the original voice actors and significantly lower quality animation? We are so unbelievably back, dude. In the old DVD days, this used to be the industry standard.
I think it’s really funny that SpongeBob got David Bowie to voice act some pretty forgettable character in a single episode but Regular Show couldn’t get him for either of their David Bowie parody characters
Christopher Nolan's
#Oppenheimer
• His first R-Rated film in over 20 years
• Runtime 'kissing 3 hours'
• $100M budget
• IMAX film prints are 11 miles long and weigh 600 lbs
When your 97 year old grandpa randomly starts telling you about how in high school, all the tall guys would pat him on his head and on his “fanny” and call him “a cute little blonde”
Bob Odenkirk has found out that he and King Charles are eleventh cousins.
"I’m an American. I’m not a monarchist. I don’t believe in that. You know, I feel like it’s a little twisted.”
(Source: )
>creates one was the most popular TV shows in history
>gets offered a Star Wars franchise by Disney
>the final season sucks
>everybody hates
>disappears from society
“Stalked”; yeah, no. These teens were spear fishing. Spear fishing creates blood. Blood draws curious sharks. This Copper shark(?) was just investigating. Sharks don’t infest waters, they live in them. Let’s please stop this decades worth of fear-mongering against these animals.
Ridley Scott on historians having criticisms about ‘NAPOLEON’.
“When I have issues with historians, I ask: ‘Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.’”
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Hbomberguy’s video on the Oof sound has revealed to me just how petty and embarrassing Guinness World Records are
This women literally spent $10k just so she could tweet this.
I am delighted to share that I am officially the Guinness World Record holder for fastest half marathon dressed as a witch.
Inspired by
@jk_rowling
, I ran with a special message wrapped around my broomstick.
#ThisWitchDoesntBurn
#IStandWithJKRowling
I wish I could be more excited for this but man, did they make (what I assume to be) Tenochtitlan ugly as hell. Spaniards unanimously described it as one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Incredibly clean and filled with color.
Did you know that 53% of single men don't approach women because they're scared of coming off as "creepy"?
This means that single women are going to have to step up their game and make the first move...
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Not my most liked, but I will never forget the time one of my tweets blew up so big that someone posted a screenshot of it on Reddit and claimed I was a woman
the worst thing about liking history is seeing dumbasses who know nothing about it act like they're experts
like, no, it's not just "unproven speculation". It's what the ancient sources explicitly say in plain language. Plutarch & Curtius Rufus, read them before you speak.
I will say it is nice to see that despite Disney’s repeated attempts to undermine the preexisting laws and lobby politicians, there ultimately was nothing they could do to stop Steamboat Willie from entering the public domain.