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Kristi Yamaguccimane
1 year
Bram Stoker sounds like the coolest fucking surfer I’ve ever heard of
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1 year
There’s a bird nesting in the “S” of the Sony building and it’s shitting everywhere
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3 months
You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao
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3 months
This becomes hilarious. #FAFO
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5 months
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…
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1 year
Catastrophic Failure: playing Queen while demonstrating how much you hate gay beer or whatever
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1 year
Someone threw country star Brantley Gilbert a Bud Light while he was on stage. His reaction was priceless 🤣
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8 months
“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.
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1 year
I dare you to read Violent Jay’s Wikipedia without crying
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 months
We are rapidly moving backwards towards the “anything I don’t understand is indistinguishable from demons” era of human history
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STREET MEDIA TV 
8 months
Reaching Or Nah? Woman Claims She Spotted An AI Lifeguard At A Family Pool! "You Are Not Real"
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
5 months
This is the modern day equivalent of a Roman emperor playing with the lives of plebeians like a cat batting a toy to the roar of the crowd
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3 months
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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3 months
what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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9 months
this man is 28 years old
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I have never seen someone look unhealthier, this is just torturing your body for clout
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4 months
I could give you a thousand tries and you’d never guess what this man says lmao
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@WashProbs
Washingtonian Problems
4 months
The ending!!! 😂😂😂
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1 year
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24 days
I hate DoorDash
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5 months
He’s right. You could’ve given me a thousand guesses and I wouldn’t have got it right.
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Bill Buttlicker
5 months
you could take one hundred guesses at how this fight ends and not get the correct answer
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
6 months
The secret to a 9-5 is finding a job that allows you to fuck around most of the day. Ingratiate yourself with the manager or boss and be really good at one specific thing that they rely on you for so that it’s more of a headache for them to replace you than put up with you.
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rosey🌹
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9-5 is baby shit, grow up loser
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Garett Jones
3 months
Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work
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5 months
Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate
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7 months
Does it? Does it really you dumb fucking asshole
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
10 months
Absolute bullshit. I’ve detailed these cars before and the only way this video is real is if they’ve put multiple layers of hydrophobic protectant on the seat first. The white stitching is made of thread and would not just return to white by absorbing it with a napkin.
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Stain-resistant & easy to clean
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3 months
a gooner doing this but with xvideos intros
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kris 🧸
3 months
these ppl actually scare me
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4 months
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
5 months
This shitty premise was your opening gambit? You absolute fool. This man has battled holocaust denying foes twice his age in the darkest corners of the internet. Refreshing the page eagerly awaiting a reply, fingers hovering above the keyboard between sips of code red…
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
5 months
The most offensive thing about the Folger’s incest commercial isn’t that the brother and sister are clearly going to fuck later, it’s that he’s been in West Africa, home to some of the world’s most incredible coffee varietals and yet he calls Folger’s “real coffee”
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5 months
Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate
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4 months
this is the best video I’ve ever seen
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
6 months
they did the meme
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@DanelBenNamer
Danel Ben Namer | דנאל בן נמר
6 months
The picture you won’t see in P******e #IsraelFightsForLove
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
10 days
Alex’s fans are cooking his ass for… *checks notes* …not liking Hitler.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
6 months
She’s right. Capitalism’s conditioned us that if you don’t live in denial, that this is just normal work shit, then you’re a whiny bitch and don’t deserve anything. Often times it’s this, not the job that kills the spirit. And without affordable city housing it only gets worse.
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𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆🥂
6 months
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 months
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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9 months
they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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1 year
holy hell
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1 year
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 months
And thus concludes this meme
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1 year
This rules actually
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1 year
this is going to keep getting worse
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7 months
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
17 days
never forget Iran bodied the US with one of the coldest bars in world diplomatic relations:
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
2 months
The SS No Bitches has set sail
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2 months
This is who you’re trading against
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 months
OH MY GOD THIS MFER IS THE AVOCADO TOAST GUY
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 months
“We need to see pain in the economy. Unemployment needs to jump 40-50%. Employees think employers should be thankful for them, we need to kill that.” I’ll be real, I wish more CEOs talked this way. Labor would be far stronger and their lives far worse.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
3 months
This is just embarrassing at this point. Put on some fucking decent pants and a shirt for your wife who’s actually making an effort you Shrek sized loser.
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7 months
every time Elon does anything to this website:
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Tesla Model 3 crashes into parked truck and then explodes twice on highway (2019)
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 months
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
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9 months
My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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7 months
This is the single most god awful American thing I’ve ever read
@incarceratedbob
IB THE GAMBLER 🔌
7 months
Incarcerated Rasheed needed $10,000 to make bond and decided to bet #Rams #Jets #Raiders #Liberty #Bills #Lions (6 Teams Moneyline Parlay) and he cashed out for $13,466 : He’s on his way home today.
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5 months
Absolutely hilarious response 10/10
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1 year
Hanglider pilot forgets to strap his passenger in and takes him for a ride…
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
6 months
Finally I can sleep well knowing my family is safe from Mongolian Steppe archers when on our way to Starbucks 🙏
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4 months
Watching her make this pasta was life changing. Mama Mia.
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Microplastics Exploder
4 months
I would do literally anything this Italian woman told me 😨
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4 months
Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:
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4 months
AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE SENT ME MORE VIDEO OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN AND GETTING CHISELED OUT I REPEAT: MORE OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN
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4 months
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
9 months
concerning
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@jules_su
Jules Suzdaltsev
9 months
Elon is admitting that he is personally reinstating an account that was suspended for posting child porn.
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6 months
All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
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3 months
@deb_fillman This bitch said “I fucking HATE little black girls. Can’t stand the fucking SIGHT of them. FUCK.”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
5 months
Your argument for abolishing age of consent laws? Kid Buu vs Super Buu? The merits of Loli? Evolution? He’s trained his mind and body for this all his life. You enter into this conversation. You will not leave unless it is under the white banner of surrender.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
1 year
Catastrophic success: gas station worker in Finland accidentally set the price to .014 EURO per liter and this dude scored 1000 liters of it
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5 months
Gonna sincere post for a second: a lot of you know that almost 2 years ago to the day my wife and I became foster parents to our 4th son, Drew. It’s been an absolute blast and a privilege and today is his last day living with us. Obviously we’re excited for him to be reunited…
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
2 years
Everybody, meet our new son Drew! He’s been a great friend to our boys over the years and now he’s gonna be staying with us for a while. We’re tickled to have him. Great kid. 10/10
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2 months
Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
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9 months
Wings used to be a poor man’s food. A working man’s delight. A cheap lunch expense on a Wing Wednesday at $.25 a piece. Now they’re over $15 for just 10 in a lot of places. We have lost our way in this country. Lost what made us a beacon of light in the world.
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I’m gonna become the joker
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5 months
Been in touch with someone who knows and works with the debate God and wanted to see if he had any interest in talking on the podcast about the video and sadly he does not and I respect the hell out of it 🫡
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
5 months
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…
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1 year
the puffer jacket was fake but these aren’t
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1 year
Hey guess what this dipshit didn’t realize? You can’t use “Ultra” in the name of your “$35 for 6 cans” beer. A little company called Anheuser Busch is super litigious about it lol.
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@sethweathers
SETH WEATHERS
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America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use. There's a new beer in town!
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3 months
@umichvoter By telling Biden to stop participating in this genocide
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4 months
It’s even better than you could’ve imagined
@eagleman42069
wagon like a pixar mom
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6 months
wtf is this my Ranger could handle this hill how do you let this footage see the light of day
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@jonathanallen44
Jonathan Allen ✡️
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Nazis marching in the streets of Madison, Wisconsin today. In 2023.
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@stillgray @elonmusk @KettlebellLife The Blue Whale’s vagina is now the second biggest pussy in the world behind you three
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A few years ago my wife told me this is what she grew up calling chicken and waffles in Pennsylvania and I got so mad I had to go sit in my boat in the driveway for half an hour
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@TheRealHareBear
Witty’s Wordsmiths
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. @TheWapplehouse just got REAL chicken and waffles when I went out to eat.
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It’s not even close for me
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jay ➠
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what’s the worst tweet of all time?
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5 months
got my turkey ready to go for tomorrow
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4 months
Been 3 years since God called Paw Paw home by tasing his balls at the peaceful Capitol rally. We miss him every day 😢 💔
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3 months
Unbelievably cucked thing to do
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Vigilante tries stopping shoplifter. Don’t do this.
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6 months
Yeah, because those children didn’t condemn Hamas so…
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I love weird collective brain glitches like this
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They all sense a step that isn’t there
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1 year
Chat logs of the guy that got busted for sharing classified documents:
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10 months
“It's like these men they-“ “Mm ice cream so good” “-don't know how to make themselves attra-“ “Yes yes yes” “Yes yes yes” “gang gang” “Mm ice cream so good” “attractive to women” “Gang gang” “Yes yes yes” “they’re building the” “Mm ice cream so good” “modern world aro-“
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You don’t know shit about navigation or shipping or hydrodynamics or the physics of stopping that ship or who the harbor pilot was or what call they put out over the radio so please for the love of god shut the fuck up
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this shit seems traumatizing and I can’t stop watching these compilations lol
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New home collapses in Utah after builder tells families the houses are safe. People paid close to a $1,000,000 for these overlooking a canyon and then the homes started to slide.
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6 months
My “I Stand with Israel Sex Offender” truck has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my truck
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10/10 no notes 💋👌
@ass_beaters
𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼
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Viper driver shows off
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And just when you think the humiliation of defeat has subsided. That you can log on once more to the battlefield of the terminally online you will find your account…banned. Your IP address…banned. Your dog…banned. Your children that haven’t been born yet…banned…
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@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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4 months
Did he think restaurants had giant vats of soda under ground like fuel at a gas station? Or did he think 16-year old employees were using pallet jacks to change out the massive containers of Dr Pepper that’d be required to keep everyone’s cup full?
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CIA couldn’ta got this outta me
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why’d Lego go so hard here
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telling my grandkids this was Run the Jewels
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6 months
No wayyyyy lmao
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A jury found this guy innocent(except for a lesser gun charge) and I firmly believe it had nothing to do with whether a crime was committed and everything to do with how much these dipshit “pranksters” are universally hated
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@okimstillhungry She wins by default then right?
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Man tries to remove hornets nest with backhoe
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You won’t be prepared for the paper towel dispenser
@ohshidt
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5 months
Gonna see how mad I can make this dude’s followers
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4 months
Gonna get to the bottom of this
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