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Well at least no one will remember that I ate all the hors d’oeuvres and made that weirdly racist joke at Conan’s christmas party
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Had one slice and I’m stuffed. Probably just gonna throw away the rest
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I found a new route that cuts my 4 minute commute down to 2 minutes
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Why are they on a press tour for a movie that hasn’t even started filming
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My first day as a reptilian alien wearing the skin suit of a food influencer:
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If this ends up being half decent I’m gonna stop buying groceries and live off these
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Wheels on the bus
In the final episode, the Duffer Brothers feature a song that has never appeared in any show or movie, as its creators had never allowed it to be used — until now. Any guesses what it might be? 🎵
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How it feels knowing the guy at the mall isn’t really Santa but just one of his helpers
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The MKUltramoney YouTube channel posits some interesting questions: What if Lennie from Of Mice and Men had his own Lennie? If you roll over and smother your BPD discord kitten in your sleep are you legally responsible? Much to consider…
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