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You bolt awake. You are not online. Your friends and family surround you in concern. You remember eating a weird plant and passing out. You eat a banana and start to feel better, your memories of the discourse already fading. Life is good.
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We have reinvented the GPS
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Am I crazy or did we already know about this
Scientists discover massive solid metal ball inside Earth's core.
Researchers at Australian National University discovered a new, innermost layer nestled inside our planet's inner core, a 400-miles solid metallic ball.
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So funny to hate capitalism and then be like “yes… England! That’s where I’ll be free!”
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incredible things are happening in China
Introducing Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing. Our feline friend is easily recognizable for its plump but agile orange-colored body. Make sure you to say hello when you visit the Forbidden City!
#PalaceMuseum
#ForbiddenCity
#Beijing
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How divorced from reality do you have to be to think US schools are indoctrinating people into Marxism
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Mfs will blame China for covid, then call China’s zero-covid policy authoritarian, then live in the only country experiencing 500,000 new cases per day and see no problem with that
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This is how some of y’all treat neurodivergence
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This is especially hilarious if you understand anything about how pronouns actually work in Mandarin
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Genuinely one of the funniest pieces of "worldbuilding" ever conceived. You can tell she came up with this in like 30 seconds in response to a fan asking it
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What happened that caused this relatively recent, massive wave of paranoia about everything
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Look, I don’t throw the word “utopia” around very often, but…
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The death of criticism is the death of art
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incredible things are happening and you'll never guess where
Chinese truck driver takes sadiks with him on his job. When he stops at the rest station he lets them stretch their legs. Then they come back to their little beds in the truck. 🥺
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In America they make you take this test every year and if you get any wrong you get deported
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Crazy how the moment I got a full time job my ability to enjoy multiplayer shooters instantly evaporated
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You probably couldn’t find a country in the world less likely to overthrow their government than America today
Americans are going to riot and/or overthrow their government pretty soon, actually. We are in the very late stage of a political legitimacy crisis *and* a US fiscal crisis at the same time. This is France 1788 stuff we're seeing today.
(Note: this is not a joke).
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It’s happening again
>thing comes out that is so popular and ubiquitous it goes on to define an era/genre and tropes
>years later people who weren’t around when it happened look back at thing that started it and think it was just another generic trope follower
Many such cases!
Portal 2 has a lot of “2012 le epic that just happened” humor that really didn’t age well IMO
It’s a good game, but it really leaned into the gaming/internet culture of the time
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saying "rest in power" about imperialist politicians is one of the most embarrassing things you can do
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College is way too expensive to waste by not learning anything
maybe an unpopular opinion but if you need to cheat to pass college you probably shouldn’t be there
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Looking back at the way a lot of people and groups treated Russians & Russian culture/history in early 2022, if it had happened to pretty much any other country it would have almost universally been viewed as cartoonishly racist
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Americans have an incredible ability where even as their government takes their rights away, they still somehow manage to convince themselves that they live in a country that is freer & more democratic than all the geopolitical enemies of the USA
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I will never live this moment down
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This is the funniest way he could have said it
🚨JUST IN: ZELENSKY WORRIED
"There is a risk that international attention will turn away from Ukraine amid the Israel-Gaza war."
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A country doing something to contain covid is authoritarian but having 800,000 people dead and 1,000,000 daily cases is real freedom
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>gamers complain about predatory monetization tactics
>China bans said predatory monetization tactics
>gamers complain about China banning predatory monetization tactucs
Wow, China just killed their gaming industry. Overnight the value of the industry tanked $80B, with Tencent representing $50B of that lost value.
Well... on the brightside, Tencent wont be buying up every single western developer anymore.
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Nice argument; however I have already depicted myself as the noble Stalin lion and you as the seething Putin ram
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If a protest in a country the USA has an interest in destabilizing is waving US flags, you should probably be suspicious of it
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Now I’m just curious what conquering the underground looks like
People will say that Rome or Alexander ‘conquered the world’ and by ‘the world’ they mean 5% of the land and 0% of underground or the depths of the sea. (That’s↓ the Roman “empire” in red.)
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I grew up in Russia. I know how bad Communism is. Yes I was born in 1993 why do you ask
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Funniest possible outcome by a long shot
8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.
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“They’re banning tiktok because we’re sharing information they don’t want you to know!”
The information:
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
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This might be the funniest display name flag combo I’ve ever seen
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Anti maskers convinced they’re being revolutionary is so funny to me
The crowd is demanding a re-vote
@BuncombeSchools
board has motioned for a recess. Board members have left the building.
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This week has proved how good the west is at propaganda + misinformation. Completely made-up events are now widely accepted as fact because they went viral on social media.
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The number of wholesome smol bean accounts on here getting revealed to be working for lockheed martin or raytheon is insane
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(looking at cartoon very obviously about French imperialism) this is literally China
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Alternate reality where Zionism is the belief that Zion National Park is awesome
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I’m not owned. I didn’t make a mistake. I’m not owned. I was right. I’m not owned. I’m not mad. I’m not owned. Anyone would have made the same mistake. I’m not owned. I’m not owned. I’m not owned.
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On social media, neurodivergence is really just a series of quirky labels for you to apply to yourself and post epic memes about and not actually a real thing anyone has to deal with
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if Russian people deserve to have their lives ruined because of the actions of their government, what should happen to Americans
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you ever see a post and just know they haven't had physical contact with another human being in at least 5 years
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>casual presidents
>third image in the thread is Benjamin Franklin
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The internet has produced new types of people like you wouldn’t believe
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Quite possibly the single worst-developed world in contemporary fiction
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American Catholic liberals saw that the leader of their church disagreed with US propaganda and sided with the US propaganda 💀
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I keep forgetting that people actually believe in this stuff and it’s hilarious to remember every time
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The last thing I want to do after an eight-hour shift is play something competitive with randoms
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One of the most basic facts of history, that the nazis were evil, is now apparently up for debate. Social media is a joke
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tell me, who is currently in control of every branch of the federal government
it literally costs nothing to stand in line and vote
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The CIA: we did this
“Tankies”: the CIA did this
Liberals: why are you spreading Chinese propaganda
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This is still the greatest post this year
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Seems like Zelensky is able to ban parties and orgs very easily. Why hasn't he banned any Nazi groups yet?
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This doesn’t go far enough actually. No male jobs at all, every man just gets paid to stay home and grill or do projects. A better world
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@ChronicMidnight
What if I really want to move to another country though. My buddy lives there
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How are zoomers and millennials able to make an exception to their typically dhort attention spans when it cones to video essays specifically
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These videos have almost been perfectly designed to whittle down attention spans into dust
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I’ve been saying it for a few months, this trend where criticism, however mild, is effectively seen as bullying, and all art *must* be praised or else you’re a bad person, is what will replace/is replacing irony culture. Hurting someone’s feelings is viewed as reprehensible.
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