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Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

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doing @Quorators podcast

New York City (Big Apple)
Joined October 2012
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
1 year
"CHAMPIONS" my friends and I made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards check out the full 10 min version below ⬇️
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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they should ask the NYC mayoral candidates about more Twitch streamers. i wanna know what Curtis Sliwa thinks about Ninja
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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"Mr. Mamdani, Cuomo has stated that you hate Obama, think all jews deserve to die, and want to personally shit in the mouths of every cop. you have three seconds to respond."
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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anyway,
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
1 year
Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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anyway,
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
1 year
Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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calling Sarah Squirm's snl character "jewface" is so funny. she is literally jewish! that's her real face! it's like getting mad at Kenan Thompson for doing "blackface" lmao
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sorry, but this is how your texts should look πŸ‘‡
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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this is why my friends and i text each other "i hate Hitler" every single day
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Quorators
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halloween parties on Epstein island must have been bangin
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Quorators
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NEW QUORATORS! β†’ Is being humble seen as a fool these days? β†’ What if the radio and TV are involved in gang stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually? GO LISTEN https://t.co/Ptzq29fjgl
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
5 days
holy shit he's done it
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marc maron
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Tomorrow is final episode day on @WTFpod!
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"
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got to see Sabrina Carpenter's dad play music live
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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does anyone know how to beat this Silksong boss? i've been stuck on it for days
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime
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@factpostnews
FactPost
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RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time
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@ByYourLogic
George Sears 2028 Voter
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This fat pedophile has never and will never acknowledge the Americans killed by West Bank settlers or the IDF. They were not members of a foreign military. They just wanted to see their families
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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Never Forget.πŸŽ—οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
10 days
lil clip of @afrocosmist discussing cigarette-smoking monkeys
@Quorators
Quorators
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NEW QUORATORS w/ @afrocosmist! β†’ Could a chimp become president someday? β†’ What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal? β†’ Why do white Westerners love to eat pork, an illegal animal? GO LISTEN! https://t.co/ehfAzWiYgQ
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Quorators
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NEW QUORATORS w/ @afrocosmist! β†’ Could a chimp become president someday? β†’ What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal? β†’ Why do white Westerners love to eat pork, an illegal animal? GO LISTEN! https://t.co/ehfAzWiYgQ
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson. link below ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
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