And now everybody knows what we always suspected: you're a paedophile, not fit to walk this Earth! Do it honorably before somebody does it to you!

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

.@LHSummers hey man, saw your Twitter handle on one of those Epstein emails and thought I might check out your account

She dodges sniper fire. #SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary

a fraud, a loser, and a south african walk into a bar. the barman says "get out of my bar elon musk, i don't serve known dog fuckers"

Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.

https://t.co/OYU6eiBFRy

No one is above the law.

why was Matt Gaetz at high schools so often. what’s up with that one tho lmao

I'm posting this in our discord thread for images and gifs of dog puke

Good to chat with Alan Jones today in his new Sydney studios.

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

Alarmingly younger politically naïve gf: Daddy can you take me to my first DSA meeting? ^__^ Me: *thinking about how I’ve been banned from every organizing space* The pandemmy’s still not over, kitten. We’ll have to mask up

@senatorbabet how come you’re single with no kids ralph

Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉

Happy birthday to this future president.

Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities. https://t.co/ldwuC9RiIE

@mcberkman can I get a corflute with this exact image on it