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Max! He/him. Game dev. Loves design, culture, cooking. aro/enm. Games: @CROSSNIQ +, amogus vr. Runs @aqualounge_tv . Next: more games! pfp: @princeofthreads
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a goofy movie is about how goofy and max are both cool in their own ways and learning to see that in one another. an extremely goofy movie is about goofy dunking on his son in every department. balls too hard, skates too tough, bitch too bad, fuck them kids
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this is unironically one of the hardest matchups out of all of these. a trickster god vs a goddess of compassion. mythologies are built on this kind of thing
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If you want a fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience I highly recommend dinner at The Cheesecake Factory
from a design perspective that place is fuckin wild and I'll talk a little bit about why
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archaeologists have determined that ancient people were far more skeletal than we are today
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the "amongst us" here was written like the author was disarming a bomb
Colin Trevorrow says ‘JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION’ "asks a single question. If dinosaurs lived amongst us, would you be safe? And the answer is no."
(Source:
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i just checked santa tracker and he hasn't moved from your mom's house for a couple hours bro
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he paid for that right there because that is fucking money
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POV you are a green pig chilling in your cool loosely constructed house made of blocks and planks
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you gotta attack them first before you attack jason mamoa or they'll heal him and cast reflect
Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa’s bodyguards 😆🤣
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you don't even have to guess what game is in that cube
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in 1978, sanrio designed this crocodile, whose name is BIG CHALLENGES
he was never used for anything.
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when the humans are too close to finding you and you gotta become the glock ness monster
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not the trigger anime rehabilitating the reputation of the cyberpunk 2077 game, leading to a huge spike in sales, meaning cdpr will face absolutely no consequences for shipping a completely broken product born from an extremely unethical and crunch-heavy dev cycle
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To conclude:
There is nothing more quintessentially "American capitalism" in flavor than The Cheesecake Factory
Wealth run wild. Chaotic visual fantasies realized w no aesthetic discipline. An obsession with appearance of luxury. Gross excess that excels at feigning its quality
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the fuscking REVERB FART IS ACTUALLY IN THE ORIGINAL MAMA LUIGI EPISODE I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I DID NOT EDIT THIS
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watching the "a little" variant overtake the original "little a" variant and being powerless to stop it reminds me of how insignificant i truly am on this earth
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i love how the recording industry was ordered by us congress to visibly flag albums with explicit content and they went "fine we'll just make that shit look cooler" and then dropped one of the hottest graphics human eyes had ever seen
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i still find it hilarious that xenoblade Has To Be British now, all because nintendo of america cheaped out that one time, forever affecting the canon
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let it be known in the 6 years since this tweet, the seldom-seen BIG CHALLENGES has re-emerged in Hello Kitty: Island Adventure for iOS/iPhone! they gave him a lovely backstory/questline, which he deserves.
he is now canonically the oldest known living thing in the sanrioverse.
in 1978, sanrio designed this crocodile, whose name is BIG CHALLENGES
he was never used for anything.
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someone at square enix really looked at this bitch and went "yeah she's straight"
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Amazon Will Pay You $10 in Credit for Your Palm Print Biometrics
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what's the matter babe you haven't taken a bite of your burger king bimbo burger
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can't wait for reddit to burn itself out and for the internet to lose the last parseable source of reviews/recommendations that isn't an SEO mill fake website; googling "[insert recommendation subject] + reddit" is so common now it might as well be boilerplate.
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really hope this girlie got surgery one day
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if we're talking about things that get "lost" in ps2 ports...
final fantasy x on the ps2 actually had very detailed facial/performance capture, generations ahead of its time.
when new models were created for ffxhd, that old capture data couldn't be used... and got thrown out!
Favorite thing to do rn is seeing really expressive faces while playing FFX then looking at what the remaster equivalent is
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had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
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we smokin that phil collins banana slamma crystal coconut lockjaw ganja off of donkey kong's asscheeks. this shit ain't nothin to me man
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i just found out about a particular breed of sheep called a border leicester and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheep!!!!!!!!!! but also bun!!!!!!!!!!!! but also sheep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this shit's right out of a diary you find lying around in a resident evil game
after a year of covering nyc restaurants during the pandemic era, this is still my favorite discovery while researching for a piece
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yall don't understand. this motherfucker was literally the sans undertale of the 2000's. he was a living, walking meme. and those crazy motherfuckers made him hot again. god help us.
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1). this is neat, 2). i choked on my water when i noticed who tweeted it
Before Tobey & Sam were bid adieu by Sony, work actually had begun on SPIDER-MAN 4, and I visited friends who were working on the Vulture's costume intended for actor John Malkovich. Once production shut down, all materials were turned in. I've sat on this for almost 15 years.
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mid-menu advertisements for the RESTAURANT YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN TO DINE AT are frequent and deliberately make you lose track of your spot
here's one, w/ an entire page of flavor text
this thing feels like a god damn playbill. all the tcf's a stage, and we are but its players
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look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
"fly through tour of a museum with many paintings and sculptures and beautiful works of art in all styles"
Video generated by
#Sora
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vrchat is mostly the online equivalent of doing this and it's multiplayer perfection
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oh this merch based on my favorite anime looks dope, i wonder where i can buy it?
media/toy companies:
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oh my fucking god i just had the most cursed revelation that will ruin sonic the hedgehog forever
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The interior is a world of aesthetic chaos that feels like a mix between a Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and a laser tag arena. It's /sensational/.
Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limestone floors, mosaics, fresco-like murals...
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i use this image so frequently still that i asked myself "what is it that these men were losing their shit over again?"
and then remembered it was the fucking 2004 trailer for twilight princess
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false; everyone knows that american civics education just stops at the 1960s For Some Reason
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The Cheesecake Factory essentially grew out of a Los Angeles bakery business. Then, in 1992, they brought on hospitality designer Rick McCormack and shit went off the rails
We're talking VICTORIAN-EGYPTIAN-ROCOCO OFF THE RAILS
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-"Quick Bites"
-Appetizers
-Glamburgers
-Specialties
-Pasta
-Sandwiches
-Steaks/Chops/Fish/Seafood
-Pizza
-"Super Foods"
-"Skinnylicious" (???)
are all separate sections. there is no rhyme or reason to them. this menu is not your friend. it is actively trying to mislead you.
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thinking about this late 90s/early aughts anime aesthetic that looked so good and was in vogue for so short a time.
desaturated, urban, cool colors w/ minimal shading and lots of fine background detail. a far cry from the high saturation and heavy post-processing in modern work.
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Pseudo-Egyptian faces top columns with hybrid palm frond/lotus blossom designs and pseudo-heiroglyphics. It's unchecked white exoticism/orientalism run amok w a huge budget. Some elements like the face's "third eye" and the Sauron-like sconces borderline on occult flavor.
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"now i'm not a gambling man, mr. motou, but i've got half a mind to drive on down to kaiba corp and straighten out this seto fella."
When you become mufos with someone from a different genre of twitter
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lmao this is the Five Guys by Colossalcon (kalahari in sandusky, oh), it's real out here
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It feels like a relic of another era, one where such a vision was sold to the American public as a utopian concept. It, like the brief period of neoliberalistic prosperity that made it possible, is a fever dream made manifest. Enjoy it while you can.
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do you think the photographer knew, or
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TCF blasts you w/ a "luxury dining" aesthetic while cutting some /bizarre/ corners.
They serve you water in tankards, seat you in wicker chairs at marble tabletops.
Then you realize your tankards are plastic, your wicker is plastic, and your table is vinyl-lined particle board.
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caution! you are now entering a
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SKA-FRIENDLY ZONE
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pick it up or log it off
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man, the untiled goose game dlc really expands the scope of the game
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The unchecked frenetic design doesn't stop there. Look at the goddamn menu.
Or should I say FOUR MENUS - menu, "skinnylicious", drinks, cheesecakes (not desserts, that's different!)
It is the most intentionally obtuse culinary document I've ever seen. It wants to DISORIENT YOU
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I mean check out this exterior
greco-roman cornices, seashells above the pseudo-arched doors, topped with a dome airlifted from fucking st. basil's
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a sorrowful rat named charles entertainment cheese
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Both ostentatiously gaudy and consistently cheap, from the fake plaster walls to the fake wicker chairs, TCF is almost reminiscent of a theme park. The more you stare at this and see elements like the tacky booth cushions and glass dividers slowly emerge, the more surreal it gets
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have we forgotten the dozens of app driven toys from the 2010s that have all had their apps delisted and are now collecting dust?
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And then, at the end of it all, in a cold lonely counter cooler, the cheesecake.
my location placed it near the lobby/exit, far from the dining area. alone.
The namesake dish feels utterly inconsequential by the time you reach it.
Perhaps it meant something once.
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they banned these after peyton manning rose up and massacred his entire clan, save for his younger brother eli, simply to measure his abilities
Banned Nike × Bausch & Lomb UV-blocking contact lenses that helped athletes to see fast-moving objects (2006)
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i have had this image on my hard drive for years. little did i know it was a prophecy.
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that dead bitch is NOT working!!!
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lotta misunderstanding on the tl today - the ps2's transparent rendering isn't some "lost technique". the ps2 was simply a genetic freak, and it is not normal.
ps2's gfx hardware configuration made it /real easy/ for devs to spam a ton of alpha blended transparency on screen...
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holy shit lmao a bud of mine taped a fucking DSLR to a game boy camera and got this result, happy fuckin halloween
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after wandering the menu a while, helplessly, you order and the food arrives. it's good. not bad, not great, but good. better than an applebee's, better than a friday's. i wanted to say i hated it, but in truth, i couldn't. that was probably the most disappointing part of all.
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i feel like i'm going insane watching everyone just integrate NFT, the most meaningless mark of value since the tulip bulb, into as many aspects of our daily life as possible. just a constant state of jaw on the floor. and it just keeps coming.
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gmod propspam griefers on life support rn
Source gets high-performance physics engine replacement with new open-source project Volt, created by Valve developer
@phys_ballsocket
and
@Slartbarty
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just learned about rasetsu, a japanese rts game from 2001, and the menus in this are insane
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only a meleehead would devise such a contraption
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reminder that the activision blizzard c-suite is filled with literal w bush and trump admin staffers who have a vested interest in normalizing this
Unbelievable moment in the new Call of Duty campaign, where, stalking through a trailer park, the game tells you to de-escalate a situation, and "de-escalating" means pointing your gun directly at civilians
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this mr. krabs hannibal buress picture is even funnier now that we know he's a landlord
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perhaps he will use his wealth to construct the longest car you have ever seen
George Lucas is the richest celebrity of 2024 with $5.5 billion.
(Source: )
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one little m&m in each compartment to be employed strategically throughout my day to reward good behavior
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"We must start grouping our layers!" cried Toad as he made another Copy of Layer 5.
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by popular demand, here it is. may it serve us well over the next 4 years
America has entered a pandemic-inspired baby bust.
Guess not even locking couples up and obliterating their social calendars could convince more Americans to have babies.
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A Cruel Angel's Graduate Dissertation
A Cruel Angel's Peer-Reviewed Study
A Cruel Angel's Accredited Journal Publication
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it's 2019, almost 2020, and i still invoke the name of Ass Expansion Todd whenever i see a character design that's clearly kink-adjacent
disney exec: we need a short to go before moana
ass expansion todd: i have an idea
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panera has apparently discovered the fifth loko
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ALSO! If you're interested in reading more about the actual design history of The Cheesecake Factory, this article does a far better job than I did at breaking it down!
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shoutout to family video, the last crusader in the noble field of video rental stores, complete with the highly innovative concept of an in-store window to an adjacent marco's pizza
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we could be doing this nowadays but we lost the beat somewhere. gotta fix this
Love & Destroy is really cute this is such a cool way to start a level
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fun video game UI trivia:
i am 99% sure that the "tile flip transition" effect from the Mario 64 file screen was inspired by the menus from SGI Performer, which would have been preloaded onto the SGI workstations that Mario 64 was developed with
here the two are, side by side!
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it's important to humanize artists so here's a picture of mf doom making what you damn well know is probably the best mac n cheese you'll never have a chance to eat
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wonder how it feels just getting texts from wario
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can we officially mark the american telephone system as "murdered by grifters"?
Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number
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this is perhaps the most powerful image I have ever composed. be careful with it.
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