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@AlHendiify

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@AlHendiify
David AttenBruh
2 years
As always, if you see someone stealing baby supplies no you didnt
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Most people aren’t even qualified to have a dog
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𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎
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what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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3 months
LAPD just spent $3,000 (per flight hour/$127,000 per day) to “protect” a building abandoned by the international developers from cans of spray paint.
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Film The Police LA
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Great, now they’re using police helicopters on the graffiti skyscraper. Why is this abandoned building a fucking priority?
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Evergreen reminder of why indigenous communities and biologists hide cool shit from y’all monkey motherfuckers.
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Daily Mail Online
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World's largest snake is 'shot dead' by 'sick' hunters in the Amazon rainforest - just a month after biologists discovered the 26ft-long anaconda
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Whenever I hear folks suggest introducing a novel species to an ecosystem to fix an ecological/economic problem I think of this silly headline
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David AttenBruh
2 years
A lot of cishet people started saying “partner” in this context because queer folks advocated for that as a means of cover and protection and it’s finally been becoming mainstream over the last 5 years. It is not appropriation, for the love of god.
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David AttenBruh
2 months
Racism and xenophobia are killing people and our planet.
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2 months
Wildlife against the wall at the U.S.-Mexico border. 🎥: @Sky_Islands & @wildlandsnetwrk
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David AttenBruh
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What is funny about working class whites supporting slavery is this: let’s say they reinstate the slavery tomorrow. Not only would this man never afford to own a slave, he’d also lose the wage labor him and his family relies on for survival, likely falling into debt-peonage.
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"Are you pro-slavery,... or against slavery?"
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David AttenBruh
6 months
Hold on hold on hold on So you mean to tell me the Democratic Party could have literally censured House Republicans for promoting false narratives (around CoVID, climate change, etc) this whole time and just…didn’t
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
6 months
NEWS The House has voted 234-188 to censure Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib for “promoting false narratives” about the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel and for her use of the phrase "from the river to the sea.” 22 Democrats voted to censure the Congresswoman. 4 Republicans…
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David AttenBruh
27 days
Folks really leave their cats outside and expect it to be there
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odwin
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MY CAT GOT STOLEN BY MY DOORDASH DRIVER!!??!
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Since we’re talkin about petty ass elephants: a handful of years back I was workin at a zoo that had a handful of female African elephants. The most dominant one was named Leah (or Lea. Who cares she ain’t readin this)
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David AttenBruh
1 month
Gabrielle Confederacy, if you will
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Cleotis (Big Menace)
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They can never make me like you Evil Gabrielle Union
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Unpopular opinion: we actually need laws that hold public facing, elected members of government accountable for language like this, particularly surrounding emergencies, disasters, mass tragedies.
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Anthony Sabatini
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DEI did this
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David AttenBruh
4 months
Folks in here tweeting "the way the world is goin we're gonna have to learn skills like this" when the majority of rivers the majority of us have access to (and counting) are straight-up poisonous water sources
@destroynectar
sea✰
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wilderness cooking videos are the greatest thing this generation has to offer
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David AttenBruh
8 months
Reading aside I want the men in the audience to look closely at how he, despite immense frustration, recognizes how he feels and why, then look at how speaks to himself to help regulate & manage his feelings. This dude is incredibly emotionally literate and that’s worth so much.
@colorfullstory
colorfullstory
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I constantly reference the study that came out about the avg American adult reading on the 6th grade level. This gentleman has been showing the vulnerability of learning to read as an adult. He says he should know this but he should’ve been taught please send him encouragement
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Leah readin these tweet like
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David AttenBruh
6 months
From jail??
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MaЯii ❦
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my cat came back home 🥳
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Y’ALL DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WE ALREADY LIVE IN A WORLD OF MAGIC AND WONDER
@chadenelsen
Dr. Chad Nelsen 🌊
2 years
On a hike and stuck my phone in Harding Creek and saw this little guy! 🦎
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David AttenBruh
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Look at this fucked up, not the momma ass gator. These deformities are consistent with three decades of improper care. This is what “loved to death” it looks like and is exactly why y’all (yes you, motherfucker) shouldn’t be keeping wild animals. Do not give Albert back.
@usatodayvideo
USA TODAY Video
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Albert, a massive alligator, was removed from its home in New York after the owner's permits to keep a wild animal expired.
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David AttenBruh
3 months
Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.
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David AttenBruh
2 years
@ElixExotic @Variety @queenmarajesty Walk me thru your thought process
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David AttenBruh
4 months
There’s your tuition-free public universities There’s your public option for healthcare There’s your fully funded public education system There’s your municipal public transit There’s your lead-free drinking water
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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Americans worth more than $100 million sat on $8.5 trillion in untaxed profits in 2022, a report found — money that may never be taxed unless Congress closes a loophole shielding the investments of the ultrarich
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David AttenBruh
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Wild how every Western leader is like "The world is dangerous for Jewish people and that place way over there will be the only safe place for them" rather than making their own countries a materially safe place for Jewish people to exist.
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Y'all gonna keep raisin sea levels and wonderin why your lil vacay spots are gettin all fucked up
@WonderW97800751
Woman of Wonder
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When you ask for an ocean view suite.. Doesn’t get any closer than that 😳
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Moral of the story: elephants stay ready so some of y’all better get ready.
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David AttenBruh
3 months
Imagine seeing one of the coolest things possible and thinking “nature must be stopped”
@PeteStauber
Pete Stauber
3 months
A logger from northern St. Louis County just sent me this video of a wolf running through his job site and taking down a whitetail deer. As you can see, wolves lost any fear of humans and are increasingly dangerous to livestock & pets and decimating our deer herd. Delist!
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David AttenBruh
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- The unprotected contact of OP in the enclosure - The extreme obesity - The the cohabitation with another big cat - That other big cat bein a hybrid or a recessive morph - the thumb/digit suckling behavior - the filming of it all and posting it to social media
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cats being weird little guys
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that’s a baby
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Paleontologists out there like pspspspspspsps
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Leah had this MEAN ass throw. If she found a stone she could bop it from 20-30 yards away with that rude ass underhand toss elephants do.
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David AttenBruh
4 months
WHY DO I GOTTA HOP ON MY PERSONAL PHONE TO USE THE APP TO VERIFY THAT I WANNA CHECK MY EMAIL ON THE WORK COMPUTER????
@IBJIYONGI
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein
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Our campus moved to an all @microsoft environment and it has diminished my work life so much that it actually had me in tears recently I just want to get work done, not go in loops with badly written and deployed Microsoft security
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David AttenBruh
2 years
So Leah is like “fine.” And doesn’t throw it at the dog Instead she knocks his ass out with a headshot for 20 ft away. Turns out she’s been holdin onto that rock for just this occasion.
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David AttenBruh
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Home girl Leah HATED dogs. Like she beefed hard with em. And no one quite knew why. Was it trauma? Was it racism? Who’s to say Well any time her ass saw a service dog she’s start touchin the ground with her trunk A passerby wouldn’t know but the keepers knew what’s up
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David AttenBruh
3 years
Me, successfully pretending to be sick in 7th grade
@MonterosArchive
𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙤'𝙨 𝘼𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙫𝙚‏
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David AttenBruh
2 years
@EJ9797 @Nixvn He looked at the camera like it was the camera that said that shit
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David AttenBruh
2 years
BBC said “this is fatherless behavior” 💀
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2 years
One afternoon the head keeper of their team is talkin to some people outside their exhibit and notices a service dog down the way. Dude looked at Leah and sees her doin her unruly thing He is like “don’t do it, ma’am” By nah Leah’s on her bullshit
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Someone in the comments said she’s a Scorpio 😭
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Leah’s on her bullshit again
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David AttenBruh
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Bro, capturing potentially historical footage of a unique behavior in a rarely seen marine mammal: "Gotcha."
@delphindae
Amity 🦎
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Some amazing footage of a Northern Bottlenose Whale off Greenland! I've never heard of this sort of opportunistic scavenging behaviour documented from any Beaked Whales before, and CERTAINLY never seen footage of it!
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Every day or so when the keepers maintained her exhibit they had a special side project: Checking the mud Checking the dirt For what? For stones.
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Nah cause that crew of elephants were wild. Apparently one of Lea/h roommates, Megan (I think it was), would spend all her time sharpening her tusks so they had to keep sawing them off or else she’d stab Lea/h 😭
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David AttenBruh
2 years
He suffered a mildish concussion and a black eye or something. But was otherwise fine.
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David AttenBruh
3 years
This is not a face shield or a mask. This mf a rona ramp
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David AttenBruh
3 years
Who is responsible for this 💀
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David AttenBruh
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Working class white folks would quickly become pseudo-slaves themselves within these systems, but they hate us so they’ll gladly support their masters’ pursuit of free labor and unlimited profits.
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David AttenBruh
3 years
@honeyfrybread Man some of these folks got pets that could unlock their phone’s Face ID
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David AttenBruh
1 month
Y'all see that lil comment where they say they just need the state to bail them out every year? They don't want small government. They want services and resources. They just want us to pay for it and for the services to be exclusively for them.
@AKBrews
QENNY DOT
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The level of delusion in this video is astonishing
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David AttenBruh
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Today is Day 2 of #BlackBirdersWeek where y’all #PostABird to the TL to spread some avian love! Since my skills birding skills are introductory here is a picture of me and Rowl. We were born on the same day three hours away from each other. This year we both turned 31
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@ruemcclammyhand Just sittin there all regular lookin
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David AttenBruh
2 years
@6lackhottie @LRNROSE She cleans, plans, plans and edits menus, shops for the family There is more than just cooking
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David AttenBruh
2 years
@PaperWhispers “Thanks for havin me-“
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David AttenBruh
2 months
Do we really believe that the continued existence of the United States is compatible with a habitable planet and long futures for humanity?
@PeccaryNotPig
Russ McSpadden
2 months
Breaking: A federal court ruled 6-5 that multinational mining giant Resolution Copper’s proposed destruction of Oak Flat, an Apache sacred site, is not subject to fed laws protecting religious freedom. Apache Stronghold plans to appeal to Supreme Court.
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If your lookin at this thinking “well it depends on _____” ask yourself: am I subconsciously trying to justify the impulse to act in the defense of a system that has trained me from birth to defend capital rather than my community and it’s members.
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Nobody Anime Villainess:
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@1199twister If your cats are free roaming and without a collar one should not be surprised if someone assumes they're a stray and tries to give them a home.
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2 years
Don’t ask me “wyd” when you know I’m in my eel pit w the boys
@deep_dab
Caramel skin ass dude!
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I …why do you …WTF GOING ON
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Y’all familiar with cordyceps, right? This is like a spider version. This little dude is controlled by the white fungus and staggers around infecting other spiders in the area as the fungus slowly consumes its body. Real nightmare shit.
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
2 months
What is this creature?
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David AttenBruh
2 years
Hey babe
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David AttenBruh
6 months
“It’s symbolic” yeah. They don’t even be doin symbolic shit that costs them nothing.
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David AttenBruh
4 years
The amount of violent suggestions in the replies of those cougar video tweets is exactly why wildlife professionals are desperately trying to the video framed correctly: He had stalked her and her cubs for a vid and she was responding. Not the other way around.
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David AttenBruh
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How can y’all look at this infant fruitbat and tell me you hate bats
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David AttenBruh
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Despite lookin kinda crazy hornbills are remarkably intelligent and inquisitive birds. The reality is a grip of em are endangered due to deforestation. One of the drivers of the deforestation in SEA is expansion of rubber plantations as more cars—particularly EVs—hit the roads.
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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What in the world 😭😭
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David AttenBruh
4 years
Folks. We need to have a talk about mammals adapted for digging and eating insects because frankly they’re otherworldly.
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David AttenBruh
3 years
That mf looked back like it wasn’t his own tail that gave him away 😭
@Saket_Badola
Saket Badola
3 years
Hint: Even a rock can move in jungle.🙂 #Forward
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David AttenBruh
2 years
The comments are a mess so let’s have a thread of the extinctions zoos helped prevent.
@galeonsworld
Youtube : galeon’s world🌏
2 years
Zoo's are really insane as hell, ain't no way a polar bear supposed to be in Memphis , Tennessee
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David AttenBruh
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No one Cicadas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
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@vvividlyyy its not like sayin that, but i'm not in the business of arguing with teenagers.
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David AttenBruh
2 months
THIS GOES UNREASONABLY HARD
@brettachapman
Brett Chapman
2 months
I love seeing modern Indigenous art because it is creative and also a reminder to others that we are still here today!
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I’m afraid we’re never solving climate change
why doesn't florida build any housing here?
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Something that I’m starting to realize is that the Democratic Party platform boils down to “we’ll treat you better than republicans but you have be okay with us abusing those other people” and I’m just not cool with that shit.
@MeetThePress
Meet the Press
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NEW: Among voters 18-34, 70% disapprove of Pres. Biden’s handling of the Israel-Hamas war in the @NBCNews national poll. @SteveKornacki : “He is 50 points underwater with the youngest group of voters.” @kwelkernbc : “It’s a critical group he needs in order to win re-election.”
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“We need to learn to live with covid” then why the hell are you not stocking/distributing tests and PPE like it, mandating paid sick leave especially for PT food handlers, setting up plans for seasonal field hospitals, and expanding disability benefits and funding ???
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@insiderfood If you have naturally straight hair oxtail (particularly the oils) can cause hair loss. It is striking
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Y’all wanna know a little secret? Scientists are intentionally not describing species or reptiles because as soon as new species drops hobbyists start lookin for smugglers to buy the rare new thing from.
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“Americans have never experienced the fear of being bombed” is a breathtaking take ignorant of Black history including Black Wall street, MOVE, and the experience of Black churches throughout the 20th (and even 21st) century.
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@DoctorMacArthur Your big opinion in 2023 is that the GOP’s position on climate change and CoVID was genuine and accurate? Wild.
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3 years
Notice how they didn’t try and touch the whale? You love to see it
@MoSalhan
Mohamud Salhan
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This is why I don’t do ocean activities.
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David AttenBruh
3 years
“Listen to women” has two core meanings: 1) listen to victims 2) listen to women when they fucking say no. It’s as simple as that.
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@CookTheGreat “Sick of these mfs”
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63 types of organisms no longer exist and may never exist ever again thanks to feral house cats. Keep your cats indoors
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@CookTheGreat This is when I lost it. That cry came all the way from the bottom💀
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“I’d rather see a species cease to exist forever than for them to be bred in a zoo for eventual release” is not some brave, virtuous position.
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@SurfRobotOrange I take my cat outside on a lead. Cause i'm not a shit pet owner.
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David AttenBruh
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Listen guys. Queen Elizabeth may not see your joke about her marrying her cousin, silently observing apartheid and genocide in in the Briton common wealth, producing pedophile heirs, and leeching resources away from everyone in the UK but her family might. Keep it up.
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@fkaLuna_ You know what? Shouts out to him for sayin he loves is bruhusband
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David AttenBruh
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That zookeepers love all their animals. It’s like yeah we love them n shit but sometimes it’s like “ooo and who’s this lil guy 😍” “that’s Bill. Don’t talk to Bill.”
@AcademicChatter
Academic Chatter™
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What's the funniest misconception you've heard about your field of study?
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"Oh no tiny ass bugs exist that you have to use a microscope to see" we don't care bro.
@Humanbydesign3
Humanbydesign
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Something for tea lovers who drink it from tea bags👇👇👇
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You can’t see it but the one in the beanie is also wearin black air forces
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Kolamide
3 years
Lol the video of these babies communicating without words is everything
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Okay yeah that’s hard as fuck
@awkwardgoogle
Tips & Tricks
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This pretty cool beetle tattoo
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@isoqha Because a given porch deco neither has sentience nor the capacity to destroy an entire, hundreds-deep colony of ground-nesting birds.
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@probablypersian “Here is how I would destroy what makes a person’s face special”
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