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the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.

he | floridian NOT quebecois
Joined March 2022
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captain brian
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meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life
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get meowtta of here =^_^=
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this is 97 year old apples best high school incident 😭
@WildSentences
Wild Sentences
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Dutch is not a serious language
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is that a fucking yellow cardinal
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@ItsBizabizow
🍂Bizabizow / Ty 🍂
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Oooonnnne pill makes you homer and one pilll makes you bart And the onesss that lisaaaa gives you Don't dooooo anything for marge
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when you forget about a costume all year and you get invited to a halloween party last minute
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Pop Crave
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Quenlin Blackwell as the Girl with Headphones Meme for Halloween.
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water is so amazing
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people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this
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first topster since that guy had a schizophrenic breakdown, peak or weak?? 🔥 🔥 😎
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@francisthechud
chudfrancis
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Mamdani meets with the megajews
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Mamdani meets with the Megajews
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama announces that his AI minister, Diella, is “pregnant” and will “give birth” to 83 AI “kids.” The AI “kids” will serve as assistants to each of the 83 members of the Socialist Party of Albania.
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is dan hentschel alive and well?
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Wow, he really let himself go.
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Pop Base
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Happy 52nd birthday to the talented Seth MacFarlane.
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@js_film_nyc
Japan Society Film
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R.I.P. actor Björn Andrésen (1955-2025), known for his role Tadzio in Luchino Visconti's DEATH IN VENICE (1971)—a role which garnered the actor the title of "most beautiful boy in the world" and catapulted him into stardom in Japan.
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yall gotta tap in before they go mainstream 👀
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you are racist
@SVG__Collection
Melodies & Masterpieces
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The Anatomy of Songs
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just saw this bird
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wait how old
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captain brian
1 year
67 years old btw
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The kinda lengths Caillou’s parents were grounding him for
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Pop Base
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Park Bom has sued YG Entertainment and their CEO Yang Min-suk for 1002003004006007001000034'64272e trillion won for alleged financial fraud and embezzlement. ( https://t.co/vmenJSuTeG)
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how do you say dab pen in spanish
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