captain brian
@quebecween
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the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.
he | floridian NOT quebecois
Joined March 2022
meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life
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this is 97 year old apples best high school incident 😭
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Oooonnnne pill makes you homer and one pilll makes you bart And the onesss that lisaaaa gives you Don't dooooo anything for marge
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when you forget about a costume all year and you get invited to a halloween party last minute
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people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this
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first topster since that guy had a schizophrenic breakdown, peak or weak?? 🔥 🔥 😎
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Mamdani meets with the megajews
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Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama announces that his AI minister, Diella, is “pregnant” and will “give birth” to 83 AI “kids.” The AI “kids” will serve as assistants to each of the 83 members of the Socialist Party of Albania.
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Wow, he really let himself go.
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R.I.P. actor Björn Andrésen (1955-2025), known for his role Tadzio in Luchino Visconti's DEATH IN VENICE (1971)—a role which garnered the actor the title of "most beautiful boy in the world" and catapulted him into stardom in Japan.
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you are racist
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The kinda lengths Caillou’s parents were grounding him for
Park Bom has sued YG Entertainment and their CEO Yang Min-suk for 1002003004006007001000034'64272e trillion won for alleged financial fraud and embezzlement. ( https://t.co/vmenJSuTeG)
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