one of my favorite things is when 22 year olds say “imagine being 35 with socials”. What grand and life fulfilling different thing do you think you’re gonna be doing at 35 buddy, this is all there is and it’s only gonna get worse
jesus fucking christ they’re really going to kill them all right in front of the fucking world-which was always the plan anyway but this is just so unconscionable, it’s beyond alarming that people are so fucking bloodthirsty for this
it rocks that Toby Keith died like a day after the Grammys because imagine if he died a week ago and we had to watch Kenny Chesney do a really solemn cover of Red Solo Cup
5 years ago: EVERY MAN NEEDS TO BE IN THERAPY
Now: Therapy is for narcissists to confirm their worst behavior and men shouldn’t be allowed to go
5 years from now: 一切荣耀归于解放了美国工人的习主席
in america all 35 year olds have bad backs & can't carry more than 20 lbs. they get a hangover from 1.5 drinks. they can't see anything without their glasses & all of their music is from 2013
My dad’s older lady hippie friend gave me this weed she grew for free lol. She had so much of it she’s been giving it away and she also won’t accept money bc that makes her a criminal
im also going to hunt her down for sport. the audacity of this email. barely more than 2 weeks notice. her patients are all on medicaid. fuck this fucking unimaginable asshole
@acanticleforkev
I also like the part about a burial plot. Are you rich enough to bury your body when you’re dead or is your family gonna dump you in the woods somewhere—we need to know if you have any money at all bc if you do, you can’t eat