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@BAFTA winning screenwriter who also sells books ✨✨
toronto
Joined July 2012
Cicely and her extensive Issey Miyake wardrobe.
— oprah winfrey’s legends ball, celebrating black women in art, entertainment & civil rights (2005). a thread. 👸🏾💐 📸 by: kwaku alston
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noah wyle i’ve run the numbers and robby being bi would solve everything actually
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wearing a leafs jersey to game 7, please this has to be a sick twisted joke
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“You gotta be sick cheering on the Jays when the Mariners have never had a World Series appearance”
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need the doctor who did john mulaney’s jawline implant in jail thanks
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i’m probably so inured to the current state of twitter because i was on this app in the mid-aughts when misogynoir ran so rampant and was really coming from literally everyone
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okay glad i saw all that cool royal jewelry at the louvre this summer now that it’s been stolen
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People talking about how twitter is full of Nazi incels now would not have survived twitter in 2010-2014. Black women were the butt of literally every single viral joke on this app. There were entire pages with large followings dedicated to hating black women. I will never forget
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like he’s been weird, but that photo in the klan robes is wild why was that not scrubbed from the internet
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tyler the creator’s team not deleting his old tweets before this is crazy
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obsessed with how dated/uninspired this meal is…salmon with dill sauce on sundried tomato orzo in the year of our lord 2025
Usha and I truly enjoyed having Prime Minister of Canada @MarkJCarney over for dinner at the Vice President's Residence last night. And we ALL enjoyed the "Miramisu" that was served for dessert, handcrafted by the world's youngest pastry chef, Mirabel Vance! 🇺🇸🇨🇦
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god she looks fantastic
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big fan of alexander skarsgard wearing leather during the pillion promo
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having a few small beers while i make chili and watch bran stoker’s dracula
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ended up buying a peach pie at the farmer’s market will be serving it with some ice cream
making chili this weekend and wondering what’s a desert that pairs well with chili
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making chili this weekend and wondering what’s a desert that pairs well with chili
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reality show about eric adam’s return to collegiate life would fix my problems
What’s next for @NYCMayor? The new thing this morning is he said he wants to go back to school to get his doctorate.
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