Jaketropolis
@jaketropolis
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paper shuffling jackass
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2018
You've all heard of theater in the round? You're looking at the man who invented theater in the square! NOBODY had a good seat!.
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Whatever. In 30 years *I'll* be the guy with another woman at a concert for a band nobody likes.
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RT @boxfan17: Baked as shit to the point of shivering paranoia. You reach out of your THC induced psychosis and place an order for pizza, "….
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Just started Hinge. Going really well. First and only match is a woman who wanted to know why I thought she'd go out with me.
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"why do i have so many mutuals with this person" - someone a mere six degrees of separation from Hitler.
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Had they not immediately freaked out, nobody would've thought to look them up.
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
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I used to sigh and mope and pant. I was a loooooove-sick boy.
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Lingerie.
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Someone who has had me blocked for a long time has unblocked and followed me. My agents are everywhere.
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Avoided the Chernobyl disaster in Crisis in the Kremlin by researching NPP modernization by April 86.
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I like the way Peter Sellers says "gomputers" in Dr. Strangelove.
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Haldeman: We're going to need to sort out staffing on the '72 campaign. Nixon:.
i hate when lesbians act like misogynistic men like wtf do you mean you’re going to strip clubs….
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RT @hw97karbine: Italian Bersagliere demonstrates the technique for clambering on to an enemy tank approaching one's foxhole, represented i….
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