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David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

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"Before him, the party lost four consecutive elections. Under him, the party won three in a row, two by landslides. Since him, the party has reverted to its losing ways ... another four defeats... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL BLAIR BLAIR BLAIR FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL."
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@michaelcurzi You left this out: Michel Vaujour "forced his way onto the prison's roof by wielding nectarines that were painted to look like grenades."
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@christapeterso No, itโ€™s the opposite. It was originally a riddle to which the solution was โ€œan eggโ€, thatโ€™s why itโ€™s not explicitly stated nor obvious.
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@bambipotf Have you considered just scattering your cash on the street, for people to make use of it?
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@ashleylynch These are equally heteronormative. Lots of working moms wear the shoe on the right.
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@DougJBalloon He's pointing out that you were aiming for satire but you inadvertently hit the truth head on.
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@mileshuman @katiedimartin Honestly I think he really thought Elon would appreciate the straight talk. I still had hopes for Elon until this.
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2 years
@donmoyn OMG you can't make this stuff up. "White man spends 15 hours on job application that he doesn't get." Alert the Media!!
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@SauloLondono @530BruceRoss GPA at different schools are completely incomparable. 4.65 could be low for his school and 3.55 could be high somewhere else. He needs to grow up and get a grip on his entitlement.
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@kjhealy Actually he was fired for coercing the student he slept with not to file a complaint, and then lying about it. It's like the trifecta of misconduct.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @SenatorSinema @JoeManchinWV That's not really a good reason, because we already know that if the GOP has the majority they will freely eliminate any aspects of the filibuster than inconvenience them.
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@focusfronting 99% chance he is gay, right?
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3 years
@spakhm Well-known fact: US universities have an academic discipline called "economics" and most of it is bullshit too.
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@focusfronting I don't get it. What format does he want instead?
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@christapeterso It seems you have a very peculiar definition of โ€œindigenousโ€. One that seems to single out Jews and treat them differently than others.
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@evolscientist @thecrimson @DrAndrewThaler The government agreed to completely withdraw the July policy statement and guidance and revert to the previous position from April. I was on the Zoom hearing and heard it directly from the judge.
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@donmoyn Correction: the private jet not owned by Peter Thiel but owned in an entirely aboveboard and legal way by Peter Thiel's Roth IRA.
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@rauchway The Germans seem to remember it better than the Americans, these days.
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3 years
@TomfooleryTM @jason_koebler Inability to write satire seems what's going on here.
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4 years
@RJPilkenton @dailytarheel But the situation didn't change. The plan that UNC put together couldn't possibly have succeeded in the situation as it existed in both the spring and summer. They did completely ignore the warnings. In particular, they had almost zero testing. That couldn't possibly work.
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@rspagz Now I'm really curious where you DID think it was???
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@christapeterso What are you talking about? This looks nothing at all like an airstrike.
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3 years
@donmoyn My guess is that he was on Peter Thielโ€™s private jet with six other โ€œRationalistsโ€.
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@focusfronting โ€œFully understand philosophyโ€? WTF does this even mean?
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@tszzl @paulg Preventing bad features from shipping. If thatโ€™s all he does thatโ€™s worth double his pay. I mean, you could imagine Twitter becoming like Facebook, if you want to have nightmares.
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@__apf__ Why do you care if they are angry? Are you planning to return?
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2 years
@DarrenRosenblum I'm super confused. What are you complaining about? Are you saying they should look up your email address on the internet? I think it's completely appropriate for them to ask you where to email you. You might prefer something different from your public contact info.
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3 years
Anyone want to give odds on a member of the Trump family marrying into the House of Windsor in the next few years? That's the traditional way to cement alliances among rival empires.
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@ripx4nutmeg Sometimes itโ€™s more of an honor to have the honor withdrawn than it was to receive it in the first place.
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@whitherutopia The semantics are actually "Doing things that most people disapprove of makes those people less sympathetic to your cause."
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@pschofie79 That's better.
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@stareaskesis @lastpositivist It's 50-50, because there are only two outcomes. Either you're shot or you're not.
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@Dragynwing @AustinJamesMink @hailzfitz444 It makes sense that his wife would expect people to cheat.
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@DrFrankRoberts It's certainly a reasonable request. In many cases, the professor will have it, especially if they have taught the class before. In that case, why not send it? If you don't have it, then of course that's a good reason not to send it. I don't understand your issue.
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@ronawang More than half of admitted MIT students have 800 Math SAT scores. It's just not much of an accomplishment.
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2 years
@functi0nZer0 Of course there's a proof. It's easy to compute 1/30 = \lim_{n\to\infty} \Gamma(n+1)^6 \exp(6n) n^{-6n} \pi^{-3} - 8n^3 - 4n^2 - n In fact, \lim_{n\to\infty} \Gamma(n+1)^6 \exp(6n) n^{-6n} \pi^{-3} = 8n^3 + 4n^2 + n + 1/30 - (11/240)/n + (79/3360)/n^2 + (3539/201600)/n^3 +...
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3 years
@deonteleologist By the way, he's not a mathematician. He didn't even write an actual PhD dissertation. He just wrote a survey paper explaining other people's results. Normally a dissertation solves some problem or advances mathematical research. He didn't do that.
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5 years
@neeratanden Macronโ€™s policy didnโ€™t fail because it taxed carbon. It failed because it was a bad, regressive policy that hit the poorest hardest.
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@DougJBalloon You need to specify โ€œโ€ฆ blue-check Twitter user @Muskfan1488 โ€.
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I guess the Trumpists have gone from taking the side of the Confederacy that we defeated to taking the side of the King of England whom we defeated. Which loser are they going to side with next?
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@texasbookman1 @profannieoakley I did get a professor to raise my grade on a paper in college by convincing him that I had correctly understood the author I was citing and he had misread the passage. Any teacher should probably recognize that they might be wrong sometimes.
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@johnjhorton Probably literally damaging the mechanism, lol.
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@ijbailey It's easy to understand why the Black student might make a mistake. The problem comes when they post falsehoods about staff who are far less powerful than they are. Is it really too much to expect an apology for that?
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5 years
@freedlander @AOC The students are what makes the school good. The reason the schools aren't all that good is because the students aren't all that good.
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@yhdistyminen Because of declining utility of greater wealth, we should use the median of log-income rather than the median of income as our standard.
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@julesaroscoe "Amazon delivery drivers" is correct -- they make Amazon deliveries. "Amazon drivers" is incorrect -- they don't work for Amazon. You seem to conflate these two in your article.
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3 years
@justinamash I feel like Iโ€™ve got some right to travel without the passengers who have a history of assaulting the flight crew on the plane.
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@jhig67 @briantylercohen What is the purpose of sports in school? It's recreation and exercise. It's not fair that taller students have a better change to win at basketball than shorter students. So what?
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3 years
@JeffDean She says she threatened to resign and then Google fired her. That's really quite different than if she actually resigned. To me this is at the heart of the issue. If she wants to resign, she should resign. But if she's just frustrated and venting, I wouldn't fire her for that.
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@thisishannahkim Thinking about this, *maybe* he thinks itโ€™s a joke and itโ€™s funny. Which is still not good, but better than if heโ€™s serious.
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@MJtheProphet @charlesmurray No, I think he's saying his positions have been controversial in the past but in the near future they will no longer be controversial because everyone will know they are wrong.
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1 year
@katiedimartin He responded directly to Elon. I don't think "snitchtagging" is an issue here.
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@allpointsnorth I thought Ligma was the build engineer.
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@geofflangdale People are capable of lots of things, but why do you feel the need to control them?
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2 years
@chrmanning @Stanford Are you *really* boasting that Stanford hoards vast resources for a few students, while UC Berkeley has to educate lots more students with much less resources?
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@arthur_spirling As a professor at Princeton University, you are SO far from the *average* of US faculty that your experiences and those of all of your peers are completely immaterial to that average.
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4 years
@lapointe67 @thehill She's just answering the question the interviewer asked.
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5 years
@neeratanden The fact that you donโ€™t understand that amply illustrates why Hillary lost to a clown.
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@rspagz I think the route of the Titanic wasn't farther north because of ... icebergs.
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@nearcyan Actually, "research team and five years" turned out to be exactly correct?
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@bambipotf Do you decide how much to give them, or do you delegate that authority to them?
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@christapeterso Seems more of a request than a demand.
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@UticaEric Also 12 Monkeys, so Orwell's lifetime contribution is 1984 + 451 + 12 = 2447.
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@MrSebguer @whet @jbouie What are the odds he fell asleep as opposed to passed out drunk?
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@dhoytinaz @henryrodgersdc There's nothing that Trump believes in except Trump.
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David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
@PradyuPrasad But at least it did the job
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@Korinke @ShaneGoldmacher Is Shane arguing that some Dems are going to switch parties to the GOP in order to save 30 cents per contribution??
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
Literally no one can figure out what this tweet is even supposed to mean.
@jonathanchait
Jonathan Chait
2 years
Sinema has the policy agenda of a woke CEO but she has a personal style that is also of a woke CEO
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@EricBoehm87 Congress literally passed the Clean Air Act. SCOTUS says "what Congress passed don't count if we don't like the result."
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@vinn_ayy But not a full human, only a woman. See the difference? The tiny embryo has more rights because we can't tell yet whether it's a full human, or only a female human, so we have to accord it the rights of the former.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
@jakebonfante @jonathanchait Sanders has exactly the same "unique problems" that go beyond his platform as Corbyn does.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@DougJBalloon They are making themselves satire-proof. It's like if the Irish served up a few babies just to defuse the rhetoric of Jonathan Swift.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
@yhdistyminen Probably just going bankrupt first? Paying interest on credit cards to finance a speculative rental property?
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
@rowyourbot @focusfronting The article doesn't say they will be charged as adults. That's almost inconceivable here. They will have all of the protections afforded any other young person who commits a serious crime.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@ApeironEz @MarvelMultive The "smartest man alive" is like "we can handle the Scarlet Witch, we aren't worried about that". :-/
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
@jbarro The most important factor you omitted is the standard deviation of the travel time from your origin to Penn Station. The right value of expected arrival time depends a lot on the standard deviation of the travel time.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
@dancow Do you need consent to make an offer? How does that work exactly? Do you ask, "I'm thinking of offering you something, is that ok?" Do you need to ask for consent before you make the request for consent?
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
@MdBreathe They are focused on medicine for humans, not for horses.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@paulg @MattAlhonte @joshuaackerman You're usually more logical than this, Paul. The fact that it's a good predictor of who will become an entrepreneur doesn't make it useful as an insight as to whom you should invest in.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@paulg Actually, being able to compute the answer several different ways and see that you get the same answer each time is what math is really about. If you just know a trick but you don't know how to confirm it in other ways then you really don't know enough.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@paulg If you're "writing for effect" and the effect is that people who read it think you're a vile human being whom they don't want to work with, then you did sort of bring that on yourself.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
@HotForMoot @greg_trimboli I don't get it. Why didn't the 3 of you just go without him?
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@donmoyn Also, if you have the first idea how a vaccine works you would *already know* that obviously the disease is more likely to cause myocarditis than the vaccine is. It couldnโ€™t possibly be otherwise.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
@kane "The profit to the developer will be enormous." If it's highly profitable, I guess there's lots of demand for this, so we should do a lot more of it.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@paulg Not sure if you're joking here. How can writing a petition be a bad thing? Like free speech and expressing opinions is the core of open society. You depend on it yourself.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
@infogulch @ASFleischman The Covid vaccines were literally approved after large double blind studies comparing them to placebos. Literally.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@AlSweigart I hope this is irony but I can't really tell.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@AshHardell Clearly people need to start putting not just their preferred 3rd person pronouns in their bio, but also their preferred 2nd person pronouns.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@donmoyn Taibbi and Greenwald are exhausting. That's where it comes from.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@GFrancis420 Performing linear regression between two ordinal rank indices is peak philosophy.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@IainArchaeolog @thebirdmaniac "My honorifics are Thy Wisdom and Your Magnificence."
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
@alexrossmusic @NewYorker @JaneMayerNYer Wealthy people stand up when he enters the room. That's what animates people like Mitch McConnell.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
@rweingarten School closures *do* help kids in all schools, because by reducing the fixed overhead costs in half-full schools you increase the dollars per student available for actual education. Your position is equivalent to saying they could just open twice as many schools with no cost.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
@primpker @christapeterso The article does say that โ€œbecause nobody can walk three-quarters of a block to get a beerโ€ is literally a joke.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@LH @AndyGrewal OK, I'm embarrassed because I'm an MIT grad and a member of the MIT Corporation and no MIT PhD should be making such dumb, uninformed "guesses" about things they know nothing about.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@rwlesq @RepRosendale @dcexaminer The article is even dumber than I could have imagined. "In theory the freeing of the slaves should be celebrated, but in practice the left wants to celebrate it so it's actually not good to celebrate."
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@ben_golub Btw, I havenโ€™t done much queuing theory but your analysis probably assumes arrivals are Poisson and in reality they are probably a lot clumpier than that.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
@jbouie The point is to intimidate pedestrians and people in smaller vehicles.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@nisslbodies Fortunately, I already was aware that exposure to Burning Man attendees can be extraordinarily unpleasant.
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
@Jusrangers @rweingarten I can't BELIEVE that Randi is saying "test scores aren't the best way to evaluate schools and teaching" and ALSO "test scores prove no harm was done"!!!
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@David_desJ
David desJardins ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
@rowyourbot @focusfronting If you don't have any idea what happens, then just guessing that it will be bad, and decrying the entire idea of prosecution, as Thrasher does, on that basis, is Trump level dishonesty.
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