Liam Bright
@lastpositivist
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Aspiring philosopher; tolerable human; "amusing combination of sardonic detachment & literally all the feelings felt entirely unironically all at once" [he/his]
Joined May 2011
I appear to have lost my previous pinned tweet with the Kant monster. Alas, all good things and cetera. So I'm going to pin this tweet linking to a paper of mine in a fancy venue, to establish my academic credibility and intellectually intimidate my foes https://t.co/orkdKkGfAJ
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Twitter has now done the thing to make posts visible to people who block you. Who knows what discipline I'll have, but I'm going to try and drastically cut down on posting here for as long as this remains. Am on 💙🌌 under the same username if you wanna keep in touch. Adieu!
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It feels kinda like when I learned about the battle for Tollense valley, something once felt worth killing and dying for en masse now utterly opaque. https://t.co/Rul3Zl0SAu
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Only now all these years later have I started to wonder: who were the combatants in the bob-bob battle from whence the bob-bob battlefield earned its name?
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There's this level of surreal anti-humour both episodes achieve. I think it has to be a bit deliberate; if you just got random social media users in a room and asked them to roast the Dems I do think they would do better than this. You have to try to "fail" this bad.
The @SouthPark of đť•Ź - watch on #Election2024 at #CasaBonitaMiAmor #SouthPark #ParamountPlus @DEEPVOODOO
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this was how I found out about the new new norm https://t.co/K8LU6PCzLh
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Because Martin Luther called out the corruption of selling indulgences
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@lastpositivist Logically consistent news headlines is a genre of things I need more of
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Even for those of us in the peripheral satellite-states American elections are super stressful. At least if Trump wins we'll never have to worry about elections in America again.
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The guy who shot Bin Laden is saying he would sexually enslave Kamala Harris Twinks on my timeline...wtf is going on man...
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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The Evening - Naila Hazell British , b. 1981 - Acrylic on cardboard
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Please. The syllabus, will no one think of poor @nrduford 's syllabus!?
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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pure distilled 2016 posting and I'm injecting it directly into my veins
Everyone in America has an aunt like Ann Selzer and an uncle like Nate Silver. Nate talks loudly all night long until Ann chimes in with a totally brilliant point to undermine him. (Also, Nate talks with his mouth full and Ann made all the desserts)
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@jpbrammer Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the arrogant uncle Nate Silver because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "uncle Nate" for almost 20 years.
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I am shocked, shocked to hear that the “infinite monkey theorem” smuggles in the assumption that there are infinitely many monkeys.
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