A dude has a meticulous 2 year plan to include a backdoor into almost every system in the world
Only to fail because a guy started to notice that his ssh login is 0.5 seconds slow for some reason
Study autistic byte-wizards
I was laid off by Twitter today. I’m an algorithmicist and psychological operations specialist looking to possibly transition into nation-state level disinformation broadcasting roles. Please DM me if you have any leads!
I will never find it anything less than hilarious that Ramanujan noclipped through numbers like no one else who came before him to the point where he felt a need to add a 1/30 to his factorial approximation algo for precision
And there's no proof for it
It just fucking works
Okay, rare serious post for a minute because I have a bunch of non/anti-crypto followers and I’m getting lots of DMs.
The FTX collapse will be pushed as “a failure of crypto”. It was not: it was - and is - a failure of an opaque shadow bank.
My wife is furious at me for discovering that the absolutely undefeated way to get my little one to calm down from a screaming fit is just to toss her up and down in the air five or six times
Ten years of paediatric knowledge upended by someone yeeting a baby
Skill issue
BREAKING: Shock rippled across Solana today as everyone realised that their secret sauce for increasing transactions per second was to just make seconds last longer
I would like to preemptively frontrun the inevitable by announcing that I once accidentally walked out of a Waitrose with a pack of smoked salmon I forgot to pay for
> transfer 5 ETH from FTX
> put it into dog coin that rugs 20 minutes later
> transfer another 42 ETH from FTX
> buy WTF and get sandwiched for well over 99%
> at 7,618 gwei
Are... are you okay, anon?
I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my party because of the Genesis withdrawal freeze today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This lender has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.
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Nah, nah, you wanted to use court as a weapon, you get to see court used as a weapon
You wanted to vindictively doxx someone and now you’ve found out that everyone here that actually matters thinks you’re a complete clown
You’re doing great sweetheart, keep it up
I know it’s been spoken about so, so much, but I still find it mind-breaking how Elizabeth Warren - someone who I actively cheered on 12 years ago during Occupy Wall Street, became what she is today: the ultimate water carrier for American banking interests
Just *fascinating*
New TV show idea
Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, Alex Jones, Lex Fridman and Nassim Taleb live in a house together and have to compete in collaborative tasks to get the right to tweet for a day
Sometimes in life you make mistakes you can't undo. Sad to tell you all that
@Bethanyliterary
and I are getting a divorce. She filed divorce papers to me today.
To get it out of the way so there are no questions, yes, I am with
@DuchessOfDeFi
.
Introducing the impossibly dynastically named Marian Aerin Nichola Day
Born 15:33 on Valentine’s Day weighing 7lb 15oz
Mother is well
Procedure went perfectly
She is wonderful
Gary Gensler will now be remembered as the head of the organisation responsible for the greatest Bitcoin-related pump and dump of the last ten years
How poetic
Wife has been asking me to choose some art to hang up in the house, because everything we have she either painted or bought herself
Just got a print of this for the living room
Historically, $ETH has retraced -72% and -94% in previous Bear Markets
That's an average Bear Market correction of -83%
Thus far,
#ETH
has retraced -82%
This is officially an average ETH Bear Market correction
#Crypto
#Ethereum
No real point to this thread, but wanted to say my piece into the void.
Fuck Sam Bankman-Fried.
Fuck Caroline Ellison.
Fuck Zhu Su.
Fuck Kyle Davies.
Fuck Alex Mashinsky.
Fuck your shadow banks.
Stay wiped out. Don't come back.
My daughter turned one today
The lives of both my wife and I are immeasurably better for her being in it, she’s a total joy
It’s been the privilege of a lifetime to watch her clue herself in about how the world works
I’ve posted her a lot in this last year, mostly because all…
If my wife cheated on me I wouldn’t fight the guy, I would take him out for a drink and LEARN from him. Find out what makes him BETTER than me and grow. It’s all about growth and HUSTLE, never stop grinding, 24/7, ALPHA SHIT.
The xz backdoor is, well, setting a fire under the entire Linux ecosystem... but I'm also so impressed with how it was set up: 2-yr maintainership, oss-fuzz, etc.
...and who knows how long it would've stayed undetected if the injected sshd code ran faster (<600ms)
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