Andrew Fleischman
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I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman.
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I asked some cops to read to kids but they waited outside the door for an hour without checking to see if it was locked
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Why do our children live in constant fear of dehydration? I spent my entire childhood without carrying an ounce of water on my person but my kids are treated like beached orcas.
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Who would you rather take physics advice from?
Who would you rather take health advice from?
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"Did you know that your lawyers messed up and sent me your entire cell phone texting history 12 days ago and that's how I know you lied to me about having text messages about Sandy Hook?"
Holy shit.
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Good luck sitting next to him on the subway in 20 years ladies
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As a free speech absolutist, I have prepared the following list of unacceptable phrases:
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I'll never forget the time our cat killed a bunny in the yard and my daughter, 5 watched stone faced while I buried him.
"That will stop him from eating the cilantro," she said.
It was the first moment I worried she might grow up to be a prosecutor
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Police officers literally framed a barista in a story about how we unfairly criticize them.
Wait so people started pointing out that it looked like the cop may have lied about the name “PIG” being printed on his Starbucks order, and now suddenly — after going to the press with the story — the cops are done talking b/c they “have more important things to worry about.” 🤔
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Georgia makes it a crime to move or eliminate monuments to the fight for slavery
So my hometown, left with no other option, put up this sign for context.
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Don't go limp. It stacks a misdemeanor obstruction charge which makes it hard to get out on a signature bond and it doesn't bother the cop that much.
Corn feed here don’t have time for your rich girl hippy nonsense…
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When we say that reporters are often stenographers for police, this is what we mean.
Here's a story of a woman's whose money was taken without due process or any allegation of a crime. And the focus of the story is... a cute dog?
High praise for a K-9 officer at Dallas Love Field Airport after more than $100,000 was found in a passenger's luggage.
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@JaredRyanSears
@EliseStefanik
Republicans do not have a House majority because of gerrymandering. They have a majority because Democrats live bunched together, making their majorities slightly bigger, but giving Republicans a few more seats.
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My takeaway from the most recent scary, terrible thing to happen during a traffic stop is the same as it's always been.
There's no good reason to have 90% of traffic stops in a world where the police can run your tags and text a ticket to the owner of the car.
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James Madison: Now I'm going to put this 9th Amendment here to remind you that people have some rights that we haven't specifically listed here. Obviously we couldn't cover everything.
SCOTUS: Got it just the list
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Being gay was literally a crime until 2003. And Scalia wrote in dissent that if we made being gay legal we'd have to make fucking dogs legal.
Pride was never such a controversial thing when it was gay men and lesbians. Sure, there were issues, but no major public backlash till Pride also meant celebrating people with mental health disorders who bully those who disagree with them.
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Georgia has passed a law forbidding bail funds from contributing to people's bonds.
It is worth noting that when MLK was bailed out of Birminghan jail, he didn't fund his own bond. The United Auto Workers, and others, pooled tens of thousands of dollars to liberate him.
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A Georgia man has been in jail without trial for ten years. He was 22 when he was arrested. He is 32 now. His codefendants have been acquitted.
And the GPDC has not given him a new lawyer nearly a year after his contract attorney withdrew.
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Being a police officer means ramming your car into a building and arresting the owner for getting mad at you
Breaking: St. Louis Police have now filed felony assault charges against a Bar:PM co-owner. The incident began when police crashed their SUV into the LGBTQ bar in the early hours this morning
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I am tired of reading articles by Bethany Mandel what I want are articles by literally any person in the service industry who has interacted with her.
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Scott Adams has the best Twitter job in the world where he is just like "why have we never seen any evidence that trees exist?" and then is like "seems i really touched a nerve with so called botanists"
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I literally can't think of three people who've had a worse month, reputationally.
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I think it is a mistake for any member of the federal judiciary to appear in a campaign commercial.
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This is a little rich from a woman who keeps telling me to shoot Ronald Reagan
Jodie Foster: Gen Z Can Be "Really Annoying To Work With"
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a good friend of mine noticed that every elon musk quote looks at home next to dwight schrute
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"far too many children have been surviving to adulthood and we've come to put a stop to it"
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Gosh why had no one thought of a law to punish people for having the wrong ideas before
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Alex Jones absolutely got the lawyers he deserved.
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A Michigan judge has denied the Trump campaign's motion to cease certification of the vote in Detroit, noting that if the election challengers had attended orientation, they would know that what they were witnessing was routine.
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Let me help you.
It's dumb as shit. Illegal immigrants can't vote. We don't even have a path to citizenship for people who came here illegally as children and never committed a crime.
Musk's claim relies on you being fucking stupid.
@bernybelvedere
Every single tweet like this today is about how bad Elon is for saying it, not about how it's incorrect
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I wonder what happens to a state's economy when young professionals move away and people past working age keep moving in.
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The Daily Caller has discovered the first ever case of police lying about an arrest and they are shook.
We have video and audio evidence of your guys beating the shit out of our reporters. What the fuck is this?
Who are the officers responsible?
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Police used text messages to investigate a miscarriage and are now charging a 17 year old as an adult for getting an abortion.
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When George Orwell wrote that the future was a boot stamping on a human face forever, I don't think he knew how many people would identify with the boot.
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Never thought I'd say this but Matt Gaetz is not as smart as I thought he was.
BREAKING: I'm filing an ethics complaint against
@SpeakerPelosi
for destroying
@realDonaldTrump
's State of the Union speech.
Her conduct was beneath the dignity of the House, and a potential violation of law (18 USC 2071).
Nobody is above the law. She must be held accountable.
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Every Elon Musk tweet is like "why are people complaining about a water shortage when there is an ocean of delicious seawater around us" and then responding to criticism by vowing to shoot otters
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OJ Simpson's biggest legacy was giving people the impression that guilty people are acquitted due to shifty defense lawyers, when the lesson should have been that many prosecutions do not hold up to public scrutiny.
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"so suddenly it's a crime to buy a plane ticket with ten of your best friends on 9/11?"
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Ted Cruz literally fought to ban dildos in Texas.
All jokes aside,
@Sethrogen
is a moron.
It’s your party that believes in govt power: to shut your business, to oppress your faith & to censor your speech.
Anyone who disagrees, they try to cancel.
BTW, a lot of folks in Hollywood are conservative—& muzzled by the fascist Left.
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If one of my clients posted pictures of a judge's children on social media he'd probably have his bond revoked.
It's a seriously fucking crazy thing to do.
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One good reason not to mock people having power outages is that it tends to look an awful lot like this:
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Oh shit, we didn't know you were trying your best.
Border Patrol chief "extremely offended" over concentration camp comments and says agency is doing its best
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Twitter is censoring a certain name, and if you say it, your account will be banned.
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There are an amazing number of people who believe that 800,000 children are kidnapped each year and also that we're exaggerating covid deaths.
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Listen, it's fine. Nobody is actually a free speech absolutist and we all draw the line somewhere.
It's just that Musk is cool with batshit conspiracy theories or blaming society's ills on particular minority groups and not ok with people being scolded for those things.
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No one has tried "go back to Africa" as a campaign slogan for a while.
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The classic libertarian urge to put someone in prison for disagreeing with you about vaccines
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If saying that a dude from your own party has a "death wish" because you think one of your supporters might kill him and calling his wife "coco chow" doesn't strike you as a fairly major breach of decorum, then I am skeptical you're really all that into the sanctity of flutes.
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@april_harding
Taibbi released exchanges showing he promised not to criticize Elon Musk. His audience is mostly right leaning.
He doesn't criticize Republicans because it would upset his readers. This other stuff is just palaver.
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If Republicans really want a more moderate choice, it will take only five of them to vote for Hakeem Jeffries.
What's that you say, it's insane to expect people to vote for the other party to be speaker?
Right.
Remember, Democrats may say they want more responsible Republican leadership, but they will side against that every chance they get - and then complain if anyone tries to hold them responsible for their own choices.
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Say what you will about the Russian army their new uniform for generals is very snazzy
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New York juries are so biased they will find a dude liable based on nothing more than eyewitness testimony, contemporaneous accounts of that testimony, other victims, failure to testify, a disastrous deposition, and a taped admission to doing the thing he's accused of.
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This is the most boomer shit ever.
Were kids in the 1950's more respectful in public or is everyone who could remember what a pain in the ass they were dead?
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The GOP appointed a pedophile as speaker of the House and most people don't even know his name.
No Republican president could have someone pose topless on the White House lawn at an official event FOLLOWED BY cocaine being found in the White House and not have the media just go absolutely bat shit insane.
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Trying to make sure I understand how government coercion works
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They're focusing on Clarence Thomas because he accepted and failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars of gifts.
That's a big story.
They are focusing on Justice Thomas because he is going to write the majority opinion striking down Affirmative Action on college campuses - something a vast majority of Americans support, including latinos and Asians - and they want to get him to tamper it down.
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Refusing to grant visas to young adults who have just completed their advanced degrees is economic self harm.
I graduated from Rutgers University with my PharmD degree and have been working at an oncology research company. My company applied for the H1B visa lottery - my fate in this country was left to chance, and sadly, I was not selected.
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I liked Stephen Colbert better when he was a hilarious parody of a clueless right wing pundit rather than a hilarious parody of a clueless left wing pundit
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New York juries are so biased they will find a dude liable based on nothing more than eyewitness testimony, contemporaneous accounts of that testimony, other victims, failure to testify, a disastrous deposition, and a taped admission to doing the thing he's accused of.
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The prosecutors who sent this man to prison for 110 years because his brakes failed are more irredeemable than any murderer I've ever met.
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A lot of cops putting this meme on their Facebook but I'm sure there's no reason to be nervous.
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MLK routinely requested permits and court orders before marching, he marched in the places where the injustice was occurring, and he paired those matches, boycotts, and protests with concrete, actionable proposals.
Other than that you're identical.
This is the white liberal. These are the things that the white liberal says. These are the people that Dr. king, writing 60 years ago, said are more devoted to order than justice; to the absence of tension than presence of peace.
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It is sad that, as a society, reading a good book has become so unusual that the other drivers on the highway yell at me
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One crow can be a murder
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To be clear: Ben Shapiro is arguing that it should be illegal to discuss the existence of gay people in schools, because a small, vocal minority of people believe being gay is wrong. And he says opposition to this law is tyrannical.
Tim Miller demands that he decide how and in what context your 6-year-old child is taught about same-sex marriage. Your opinions and your children are of no consequence to him. And if you don't let him have his way, he will be very hurt. Because he is the priority, not your kids.
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Lawyer: Obviously you didn't tell him that you wanted someone with a white complexion for his job, right?
Client: Actually I texted him
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A lot of people are responding with statistics showing that crime is down, but the article itself is far funnier.
"Ok technically it is one of the safest cities in America and yes I guess crime is declining"
Crime in Austin has soared under a progressive DA. Tomorrow, Democrats will decide: Is it time to put a moderate in charge?
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Criminal defense lawyer here no it is not legal to shoot people for looking mexican
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If someone wanted to create a twitter account that was just accidental dril tweets this would be the first entry
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Police smelled marijuana at a house party. They entered and searched, found less than am ounce, and arrested 70 people inside.
Mass arrest over a tiny amount of pot will cost Georgia police agency $900K
#Cartersville70
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The notion that indigenous people lived in some kind of special harmony with nature and each other
Tell me about a common historical myth that makes your hackles rise. I don't mean actual disinformation like Holocaust denial; I mean stuff like "Napoleon was short!"
For me it's probably "corsets were torture devices for the rich" and "romantic love is a very modern concept."
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I can understand the concerns with Amazon removing hosting for Parler.
I just wish they weren't coming from people who approved of the government charging Amazon more for postage to punish it for the Washington Post.
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A knowingly unlawful stop is a crime.
Police pull over drivers to give turkeys, not tickets, for Thanksgiving
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Libertarian party coming out strong against the tyranny of voting for things
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As this Powerline blog post shows, that expert confused Minnesota and Michigan. He was counting the population of towns in Minnesota, seeing they did not match Michigan towns, and finding fraud.
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I cross examined a cop about what probable cause meant. The state objected he couldn't be expected to know. Sustained
As part of my grand jury empanelments, I ask the groups about probable cause. Everyone knows the term but no one has any idea what it means. At least not when they arrive -- they all can when they leave!
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Traffic stops make police officers nervous, because they're constantly told that they could be shot at any moment.
And they make citizens nervous, for kind of the same reason.
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The statute is so rarely used and long-forgotten that it's only been used at least 78 times in the last 20 years.
You don’t want U.S. law enforcement dusting off some rarely used, long-forgotten statute and apply it in some way that it has never been applied before.
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When the Constitution was ratified we had open borders.
If the Constitution really made states powerless to defend themselves against an invasion, it wouldn’t have been ratified in the first place and Texas would have never joined the union when it did.
TX is upholding the law while Biden is flouting it.
FL will keep assisting…
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This is an argument for making all forms of contraception, including abstinence, illegal.
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Nobody in the world who supports qualified immunity is ever actually asked the difficult question: why should it be legal for police officers to break the law?
I told you they're trying to turn Ohio into California. Now they're coming after our police...
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Dan Crenshaw is a liar. The request he signed onto was to prevent states from voting in the electoral college or, in the alternative, to simply ignore the popular vote and have state legislators decide who will be President.
The left-wing outrage is predictably over the top. The request here is simple: allow this case to be elevated to the Supreme Court, and let the Supreme Court make a determination. All cases should be heard, all investigations should be thorough. It is that simple.
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Japan killed literally millions of civilians. They bayoneted Filipino babies and raped tens of thousands of Korean and Chinese women. Millions more were conscripted into labor.
Also, they declared war on us.
Japan only killed sub 100 civilians on December 7th, 1941. In response, we killed over 100,000 people in Tokyo in one night and nuked cities.
Yes, we actually did overreact. It wasn't a just reaction.
And comparing the Gaza Strip to Imperial Japan is incredibly dishonest.
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If you are ever arrested, the two biggest things you can do to help yourself:
1. Be polite and reasonable with the officer. If he responds by acting like a jerk, that just helps you more when a jury looks at the video.
2. Politely decline to answer questions.
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Brad Coker with Mason-Dixon Polling nails it on the visual contrast a DeSantis-Biden showdown would project.
DeSantis projects a youthful vitality that would stand in stark contrast to Joe zbiden’s carcass-like appearance.
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Why is it that anecdotal evidence is sufficient to prove systemic bias against conservatives, but insufficient to prove it against racial minorities, even when combined with reams of data?
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You know what would really piss off the authorities? Getting arrested and raising a strong 1a general demurrer.
Which you can't do if you keep getting caught doing arrestable stuff on camera.
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