dan nguyen 🐮
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data and journalism, Chicago and elsewhere.
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Since when are millennials being included in this type of shit? im not working in a factory im too busy inventing new types of soy milk. Hang yourself playboy
This image single-handedly scares Gen z & alpha Millennials and boomers know dirty hands equal clean money
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Never a good sign when your school needs to put this on their website
@MidtownMadPod Diploma mill argument is old af, get sum new 😂😂😂
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she ruined season 3 of Succession, why the hell would you hire her anyway
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I wonder who else has made this terrible/insane argument before
Glad that we’re finally shifting into the “it’s not really pedophilia when you’re talking about teenagers” phase of conservative defenses of Trump and Epstein
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You absolutely must become post-laptop. Everything of value can be accomplished on your phone
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"single-handedly--?"
Joyce Carol Oates single-handedly demonstrating the worth and relevance of the humanities
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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s
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Is this a bit where Mr. Beast is going undercover
My name is Brady Penfield, I am 22 years old and a lifelong Wisconsinite. I come from a family of Dane County Democrats. However, I became a conservative during my junior year of high school in 2020 in the peak of the COVID lockdowns I recently graduated from the University of
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Maybe cuz you are a grown man filming at a HS girls game
Skyline High School, which has a trans-identifying male on its girls volleyball team, is currently playing for a spot in the Michigan state tournament. The principal of Skyline is following me everywhere I go inside the gym.
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Not an Iranian chess grandmaster posting this acting like we don’t eat kaleh pacheh and kabab with our hands
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The uber driver who almost killed me genuinely said he couldn’t see the traffic lights in the sun so he just “went for it” and he was kinda funny for that in hindsight 😂😂😂😂
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Jon, I was with you. You told me you didn't submit any RSVP. You probably should've?
I was not allowed into Mamdani's event (for obvious reasons) — but Al-Jazeera was standing behind me and I overheard them crowing that "we had no trouble getting in — they like us"
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I really want to know how tall she is
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my firefighter dad was there that day; my very first memory is seeing these images on television and not knowing where he was. today he is happily retired and thinks zohran is "stellar." fuck you and keep new york out of your mouth
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btw everyone who trolled me for this tweet can suck a fuck because i got to be part of a winning mayoral campaign at 18 yrs old and you all were just lying in your beds tweeting at me. i was getting up at 4AM to canvass at 6AM in freezing cold weather. y'all r old AND lazy
canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!!
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how is/was virginia “deep blue”
The Democratic establishment loves to say the party needs to move to the center, as if they're not already there. In New Jersey and Virginia, deep blue states, they managed to nominate two national-security Dems who aggressively stand for nothing beyond poll-tested platitudes. So
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Unfortunately very funny
College-age boy at the gym asked for my snap, I told him I don’t use Snapchat he asked why, I said probably bc I’m 30 years old. He said “damn okay can I get your AOL?”Bitch. 😭
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Im laughing so hard at this I pulled something in my neck
Emerald Fennell Updates will be taking the day off to grieve. Although we disagreed on topics such as foreign policy in the Middle East, I always respected Mr Cheney’s hardline stance on the radical communist left lunatics and their sodomite agenda. Rest in Peace, Dick Cheney
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