Riley Read-Only
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I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2022
As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word.
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I’m gonna arrange all the shoes at my next sf party into a swastika and then get big mad about it and cause a scene asking who did it.
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Marriage pact but it’s for when we’re 80 and both of our first spouses have passed away.
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If you don’t have kids, the only big life events you will ever have again are funerals.
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There’s only so many drugs and foreign countries, I’ve literally maxed it out. Anyways, time for kids.
why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries.
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My friend (after both of us discussing bad shit we’ve done): well I support women’s rights *and* women’s wrongs.
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I saw a tiktok that was like there are 2 types of men in this world, men who are like “I want a wife, I want kids” and men who are like “I want to be a husband, I want to be a father”. Anyways, you incels should think about that.
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They should have a Twitter that’s just puppies and kittens and cute kids, for when people are going through it.
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The flight attendant having to read off the advertisement of whatever the airline is currently shilling seems like a humiliation ritual.
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Each chrome tab I have open is using 500mb of memory.
Hot take:. Chrome literally has zero problems, you don’t need a new browser. Just use Chrome like a normal person.
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Guy on the plane refreshing the available WiFi networks (waiting for the in-flight one to come up) like a bug flying into a lightbulb.
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The song “Rhythm of the night” activates my millennial brain like a supersoldier.
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BJ pulling out the important studies.
Don’t choke your partner during sex. A study tested 32 college-aged women: half had been choked during sex 4+ times in the past month, the other half hadn’t. Women who were frequently choked had significantly higher levels of S100B (brain injury marker, p = .002). This marker
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For years I’ve had a group chat where we send each other will blunderfield videos. It’s called Will Blunderfriends.
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Guy next to me on the plane has provided a lot of entertainment to me this flight.
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Guy next to me on the plane is scrolling his Robinhood saying “oh shi oh shi oh shi” in a heavy Chinese accent.
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