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Norwood patriot in San Francisco

Joined July 2023
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@RichardHanania are you inferring to the kid being attracted to his own mother, why would you infer that.
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@ebitmom this is beautiful.
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@la_balita_ everyone wanna do a menial labor job until you're stacking funko pops to look nice for the customer at your struggling corner book store.
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@MurrayHillGuy1 the 9 and 10's that shes talking about in SF
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5 months
@alxfazio dating app scammers are about to go crazy with these.
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@squirtstain schlawg doesnt know.
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9 months
@danghentschel youre getting too good at making these.
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@lucy_guo you should prob do a wellness check on ur bestie cuz hes prob feeling a bit sui after being dunked on 2k times.
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11 months
@HyperHyper0 you could have it allllll my empire of chud
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7 months
@0xluffyb no one came in fluffer. research disregarded.
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2 months
@coldhealing This is the white nationalist version of “when capitalism falls what will your job be in the communist commune”.
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1 year
@albfresco @asdkfjasdlfjd I would use a postgres database to solve this problem.
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6 months
@obiwormkenobi I just know the RUTHKANDA FOREVER lady is on there.
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10 months
@anpaure he won't make 200k tc and be able to cry on blind about not getting a date saddest story ever.
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3 months
Just saw someone my age being loved for who they are despite not being perfect yet
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6 months
@crust333 its unaffordable to do cool shit that isnt do fentanyl in california.
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2 months
@tomieinlove If I had to spend 12 hours in that thing I’d rope.
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9 months
@anpaure Rookie numbers. 15 a day minimum if you're serious about landing a role.
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@amruthapotnuru I’ll still bang the lesbian. I won’t have sex with the gay guy.
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@unusual_whales They're right about this one. Who cares that they're 10 mins late for their retail or office job. No one's gonna die.
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7 months
@MarmotRespecter id be nice if each Coast had a serious high speed rail. A cross country one would be retarded. But it would be nice to have a functional rail to get from SF to LA in 4 hours.
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@1owroller Not the globohomo style bruh 🤡.
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1 year
@Ali243s careful now you might hurt some VC or ex-apple design team devs feelings. You should apologize by buying 4 humane pins.
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9 months
@chinesegon if i made that for one year i would never post online again.
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6 months
@TheRoyalSerf Literally the post under this
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5 months
@unusual_whales return to work has meant sit in silence at your desk for 8 hours and answer emails so we can justify our commercial lease.
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@Babygravy9 love when I play a video game character with type 2 diabetes.
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@Ryanair this might just be the best corpo post ever.
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@FeralPHunter When she fumbles unlocking the chastity cage.
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@returntohegel is the aura in the room with us currently.
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@Howlingmutant0 I looooove clicking on their accounts and finding out they post on some wack ass subreddit like witchesvspatriarchy or whatever.
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6 months
@CityBureaucrat I think more billionaires should do cool shit like this instead of gay shit like forcing vaccines on everyone.
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@coldhealing when i grow up i wanna be that guy.
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@enggirlfriend Because I didn't get enough attention as a child and I want a wife.
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8 months
@rabois @mattsilv @cory you deserve to be slapped with a age discrimination lawsuit, you wet towel.
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6 months
@danghentschel i keep falling for it.
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@McDonalds we all already know the answer to this McDonalds
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11 months
@oxa11ce get a hobby. Any hobby. Show up to hobby and talk about hobby. Repeat for 3 months. You now have friends.
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@coldhealing each one of those slop bowls belongs to a person that decides whether or not the s&p goes up.
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@uncledoomer oh no what are we gonna do with out more landfill garbage from temu. the American economy will never recover.
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@BorealBaron the left will never do a land acknowledgement ever again.
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@hayasaka_aryan I think the terf with hips makes some good points.
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@Howlingmutant0 Thank you for your service
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@nixonist brother that is NOT FLOYD lmao.
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@FFmpeg @isostandards GET THEIR ASS FFMPEG FUCK ISO STANDARDS.
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8 months
@zack_overflow unironically agree. less productivity hacks. more fun animations.
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@tiovikram @n0w00j Put the laptop away and do a fucking line.
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11 months
@anpaure Need this job rn.
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6 months
@bfhwwy actually makes my blood boil. everyone hating wouldn't even be able to make something a 1/10th as good.
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@jimdrunknmiller you've got the great American novel to write don't dew yourself in kid.
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@hopes_revenge Stims keep an empire going.
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@coldhealing shes in a crystal and will not be let out.
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@keljej AHHHH THE PEAK ABOO MAN IS GONNA GET ME AHHHHH
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@vengefulamb kinda fat.
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@nedsore men love GOSSIP.
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@cocainehitler39 how did you get this pic of me with my ex.
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@MrYGuy2 none of them were stuffing wack issues into people's faces either. At some point when millennials took over they started making the cartoons to get back at their parents/theater kid arguments they can't go back and fix.
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@skooookum If Stanley tucci can't find happiness what hope do the rest of us have.
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@CartoonsHateHer buy like 30 advent calendars. Also Legos.
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@coldhealing my reaction to this information
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@Scearpo Id read more about a retarded helium miner escaping his gray tube ar slop prison.
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@anpaure this man needs to pay a dominatrix like 20k a month to slap his balls back to reality.
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@skooookum Woke is dead.
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@KILLTOPARTY Redditors least disguised fetish writing.
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@tonyhawktruther they become a delicious stir fry.
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@chinesegon I have a gut feeling that more posting= more money. But more posting= lower quality of life.
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@chinesegon Where is he trying to retire? The tenderloin? Good luck with ONLY 1m brokie.
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@shrampmannne really captures the feel of Jewish neuroticism and makes you experience it through howies desperate need to gamble it all.
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@yacineMTB @RadishHarmers "you should love it when your family has to dodge a dirty shit covered needle on a crowded bus, he's adding diversity you GHOUL".
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@growing_daniel ppl treat hard psychedelics way too casually, they aren't meant for b2b saas.
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@Rabbi_Melon I wanna be a dad so badly it's unreal.
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@bozohar bozo you know that this meme is now older than like more than half of the people seeing it right now.
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@rats7 you're out of her league king she can't keep up.
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@sailaunderscore ok but what about having to deal with the ramifications of missing out on a whole majority of adult life in abstinece, esp if not married, thats a whole can of worms.
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@coldhealing Would life even be that different if they had kids.
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@shanhorandraws I miss when Pokemon models felt more like field drawings rather than the clean cut style they do now.
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@TonySneedprano what if he was Chinese?.
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@BLOODSPlTTER You give someone a microphone for a 3 min set and they call themselves a comedian where the comedy is how much of a drug sniffing whore they are.
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@chinesegon They're all on fent is why.
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@aNULLz_ @jodekko @GreenTextRepost @forskinquotes It's haruhi you dumb zoomer.
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@MarmotRespecter too bad it would cost more money than earths total GDP.
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@bronzeagemantis They always fail to mention you work those full 40+ hours and it wears away at your body unlike effeminate email job where you can larp outside the 40 hours salaried window. Anyone over the age of 35 telling you to go into trades is giving you the middle finger.
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@draziwizard weed is for teenagers and 20s. 30s is for crippling caffeine addiction and alcoholism and ❄️ habits.
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@thechosenberg there's no third space to meet people outside of college. Offices are dead. That leaves the only way to find a relationship is online dating, go work some min wage job to interact with people, or overload your self with thousands of events with lots of people but nothing long trm.
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@Howlingmutant0 they missed the easiest shot in human history. Mandate of heaven. No mercy.
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@coldhealing Yes I was a slave girl for the past 4 years at Zeustopia that’s why I think I’d be perfect for the role of project manger at Salesforce.
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@CrisprChild It's even more magical that way it feels so comfy.
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@growing_daniel i actually think i am more than just a shareholder value generator but whatever.
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@sunnysbunnys @pissvortex the prostitute selling her butthole online has issues with a family. Hmmm.
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@lethalrejection dudes werent good looking enough for him.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 And stick their dick in. Never forget this key component.
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@Rodri7567 caseoh is incredibly funny and has a great personality. he's gonna win it.
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@IterIntellectus the most annoying glib Kamala supporters will spend the next 4 years going "LOOOK AT HOW EMBARASSING WE ARE ON A WORLD STAGE" . Who the fuck cares? Groceries and gas are so expensive, not what some dumb shit in London thinks.
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@stone_toss bloons td6 in every scenario.
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@SaladBarFan its neat when it's a sport chant done by massive 200lb rugby players. it's lame when you see a bunch of tiny skinny fat politicians do it.
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@milkrabbi @Igi_POLCOM Every single clip of Ishowspeed is him being so pleasant and friendly and upbeat. There’s a reason he generates views while Johnny Somali is stuck on 4th tier platforms begging for scraps.
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