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@RichardHanania are you inferring to the kid being attracted to his own mother, why would you infer that.
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@la_balita_ everyone wanna do a menial labor job until you're stacking funko pops to look nice for the customer at your struggling corner book store.
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@lucy_guo you should prob do a wellness check on ur bestie cuz hes prob feeling a bit sui after being dunked on 2k times.
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@coldhealing This is the white nationalist version of “when capitalism falls what will your job be in the communist commune”.
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@anpaure he won't make 200k tc and be able to cry on blind about not getting a date saddest story ever.
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@unusual_whales They're right about this one. Who cares that they're 10 mins late for their retail or office job. No one's gonna die.
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@MarmotRespecter id be nice if each Coast had a serious high speed rail. A cross country one would be retarded. But it would be nice to have a functional rail to get from SF to LA in 4 hours.
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@Ali243s careful now you might hurt some VC or ex-apple design team devs feelings. You should apologize by buying 4 humane pins.
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@unusual_whales return to work has meant sit in silence at your desk for 8 hours and answer emails so we can justify our commercial lease.
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@Howlingmutant0 I looooove clicking on their accounts and finding out they post on some wack ass subreddit like witchesvspatriarchy or whatever.
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@CityBureaucrat I think more billionaires should do cool shit like this instead of gay shit like forcing vaccines on everyone.
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@oxa11ce get a hobby. Any hobby. Show up to hobby and talk about hobby. Repeat for 3 months. You now have friends.
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@coldhealing each one of those slop bowls belongs to a person that decides whether or not the s&p goes up.
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@uncledoomer oh no what are we gonna do with out more landfill garbage from temu. the American economy will never recover.
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@bfhwwy actually makes my blood boil. everyone hating wouldn't even be able to make something a 1/10th as good.
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@MrYGuy2 none of them were stuffing wack issues into people's faces either. At some point when millennials took over they started making the cartoons to get back at their parents/theater kid arguments they can't go back and fix.
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@anpaure this man needs to pay a dominatrix like 20k a month to slap his balls back to reality.
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@chinesegon I have a gut feeling that more posting= more money. But more posting= lower quality of life.
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@shrampmannne really captures the feel of Jewish neuroticism and makes you experience it through howies desperate need to gamble it all.
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@yacineMTB @RadishHarmers "you should love it when your family has to dodge a dirty shit covered needle on a crowded bus, he's adding diversity you GHOUL".
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@growing_daniel ppl treat hard psychedelics way too casually, they aren't meant for b2b saas.
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@bozohar bozo you know that this meme is now older than like more than half of the people seeing it right now.
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@sailaunderscore ok but what about having to deal with the ramifications of missing out on a whole majority of adult life in abstinece, esp if not married, thats a whole can of worms.
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@shanhorandraws I miss when Pokemon models felt more like field drawings rather than the clean cut style they do now.
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@BLOODSPlTTER You give someone a microphone for a 3 min set and they call themselves a comedian where the comedy is how much of a drug sniffing whore they are.
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@bronzeagemantis They always fail to mention you work those full 40+ hours and it wears away at your body unlike effeminate email job where you can larp outside the 40 hours salaried window. Anyone over the age of 35 telling you to go into trades is giving you the middle finger.
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@draziwizard weed is for teenagers and 20s. 30s is for crippling caffeine addiction and alcoholism and ❄️ habits.
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@thechosenberg there's no third space to meet people outside of college. Offices are dead. That leaves the only way to find a relationship is online dating, go work some min wage job to interact with people, or overload your self with thousands of events with lots of people but nothing long trm.
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@coldhealing Yes I was a slave girl for the past 4 years at Zeustopia that’s why I think I’d be perfect for the role of project manger at Salesforce.
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@growing_daniel i actually think i am more than just a shareholder value generator but whatever.
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@sunnysbunnys @pissvortex the prostitute selling her butthole online has issues with a family. Hmmm.
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@IterIntellectus the most annoying glib Kamala supporters will spend the next 4 years going "LOOOK AT HOW EMBARASSING WE ARE ON A WORLD STAGE" . Who the fuck cares? Groceries and gas are so expensive, not what some dumb shit in London thinks.
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@SaladBarFan its neat when it's a sport chant done by massive 200lb rugby players. it's lame when you see a bunch of tiny skinny fat politicians do it.
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@milkrabbi @Igi_POLCOM Every single clip of Ishowspeed is him being so pleasant and friendly and upbeat. There’s a reason he generates views while Johnny Somali is stuck on 4th tier platforms begging for scraps.
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