My debut poetry collection DEATH EGG is officially out. It contains ~60 poems about love, loss, giant mecha, lobsters, beam attacks, the blood beam, jellyfish, and the samurai-like wandering loneliness of McDonald's drive-thrus. Buy it now:

The moon is dead -- Dead Moon Theory.

The primary villain of most Donkey Kong games seems to be industrialization

Things I've enjoyed 'bookmarking' on this website

Do any mutuals have charity recommendations for the Gaza crisis? I've heard the Sameer Project tossed out, was leaning toward that.

I feel the emotion expressed here in this Pokemon Red video game toward children in Gaza. Why are they starving, why are they being shot, why are they dead -- just complete, profound confusion. Why. ?

Mortgaging 12 beers.

By age 31, every man should have a miscellaneous ziploc bag of shit and crap

Updating my diet due to backlash on here from my previous food posts. Tonight's dinner: eggs and soy sauce, a traditional light Japanese-style 'bento' meal, garnished with spring onion and fresh carrots

You are extremely upset about Sydney Sweeney and want to go online and have an opinion about her. You do not care about the mass starvation of children or the economy or having healthcare

Prescribing myself 10,000 beers.

*giddy with triumph* That's right, dude. I cloned you.

RT @PaulSkallas: people used to get put in insane asylums for a few years and then bounce back.

Took my Switch 2 to Hooters. In the mood for seafood

They call me The Laughing Clown. My farcical veneer hides a deeper, nihilistic darkness.

I'm all strapped in and ready to post!

I personally think my account on here is enjoyable and funny. A lot of people want to destroy and sleight me over my posts -- they want to commit their lives to obliterating me. I don't know why, I truly don't know why. All I did was post my poetry on the internet.

I still refuse to know what 'The Longhouse' is.

Normalize starting over at age 31.

GAZA belongs to ISRAEL!!!

Hey, dude. Let's get 'fucked up' on some beer 🤭.