Daniel
@growing_daniel
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I’m asking you to do something well
San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2021
"Five years ago doctors gave me one year to live" yeah it's called a prank.
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Advice for all of my followers who are dealing with depression: cheer up!.
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"b-b-but weed is legal now" oh really? Did God's Law change?.
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I'm gonna do some coding if that's okay with you guys. If that's still legal in this maga fascist country.
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Dating a girl I met on reddit and calling her my little bacon bit.
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Gunman: put the money in the bag and don’t try anything cute. Me: ☺️ . Gunman: awwww haha. I guess that’s not so bad actually ☺️.
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No, I don’t subscribe to OnlyFans. I’m someone’s future husband.
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This is a wise investment because football sucks in person and you spend half the time just watching replays on these screens.
The new 4K video boards at Levi’s Stadium are massive — largest 4K display in the NFL. 71% larger than the old ones. Makes the stadium feel way more enclosed
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It’s $0. That’s how much they’re throwing. Zero.
I think most folks couldn't comprehend the amount of money AI companies are throwing towards big accounts right now for a tweet, or even just a quote tweet. Like it would legitimately make you question everything you see on this platform.
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It’s interesting that for some people changing their mind is incredibly hard and for other people it’s tremendously easy.
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A dog that knows how to work a hand gun but also is a moron in normal dog ways. So like he shoots you because he’s excited you’re home.
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I wish I could recognize I love a song on the first listen instead of the third.
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Someone should make a twitter account where they just tell it how it is.
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I truly do not understand how scoring in tennis works. Ask anyone who’s played for years and they genuinely don’t understand either.
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