RT @supertrucker: Home Depot does this to their 2x4s for free as a courtesy.

You can’t save a woman who has gone to vaping. She belongs to the streets now.

Weirdest account bit maybe ever.

.@nikitabier app still broken. Nikita the app is still broken fix it.

This dogs face is really giving concerned college leftist, amazing image

Paris Hilton and her chihuahua, 2025

Waking up after 13 beers with no hangover

Taylor swift could run an alt on here with her face as the pfp and we’d never know. I hope she does.

RT @paperchungus:

Courtesy of the red white and blue really was a generational banger.

The best thing about tech is all the women are perfect 10s.

Retvrn to tradition by jumping into a miserable marriage that slumps your shoulders and drains you of all energy until you die.

Rule followers love sitting at red lights saying stuff like Ooooh I Hope We Get To Go Soon.

Happy Fourth of July all I want for my freedom gift this year is Greenland liberated.

talking to engineers vs. talking to sales

Lying is wrong unless you're about to lose an argument and you really hate losing arguments and the person seems somewhat gullible.

#NewProfilePic

Only having sex with my wife October 4 every year to try and get babies born on the Fourth of July.

Do you guys think @JeffBezos is mad that the @jeff82874662 username is taken.

"Bro stop scaring the hoes" is a phrase that betrays the speaker's own fears. Fear of rejection, fear of abandonment, fear of a life alone. The hoes aren't even scared - they're just not feeling the vibe. It is the bros who are afraid. And nothing will make them feel better.