Eli
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are there any lawyers on here that can tell me if its legal for my work to do this to me?
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so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
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they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to
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whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
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i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
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never been to lowes because i live in an apartment so i went just to feel what its like. these tiles were only 30 cents so i grabbed a few
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I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral
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The coolest thing about art is that you can really just make whatever you want
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guys stop saying i should get twitter/x blue. i can't get it because my parents have my debit card set to only work at restaurants and grocery stores.
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well at this point its still coming out after i thought i cleaned it and all i know is that its bad stuff and its getting all over my weird place and it fucking hurts. looks like im gonna have to trash the laptop.
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i did what you guys said to do but i don't know how i'm gonna get the stuff back in the computer??
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honestly combined with the glare of the window i think this is pretty convincing
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@forever_anonFA i guess it's just because the strawberries are more expensive? idk it's definitely misleading when you look at how many there are on the box.
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@outlookpark i don't know it was here when i got hired. i can't think of anything else to use it for besides plugging both ends into the outlets as pictured.
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i have nothing to sell to you. instead check out this clip of me eating an MRE on my good friend jubeigaaaa's twitch stream
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i've been watching northernlion in the tub on sundays and i look forward to it every week
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being a designer on twitter sucks. i encounter people like this all the time. really discouraging. ☹️
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whenever i crave something i draw it first and if i still want to eat it after i draw it then i eat it.
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not gonna lie i spend my entire week looking forward to northernlion sunday. its a great way to unwind and i highly recommend it to all. have a great day everyone!
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@T0bias_Jay in between the ribbon cable of the "lens" and the connector on the board. gotta keep moving it around until it doesn't crash the camera and glitches. i don't think you'll ever fry the board and it's super low voltage so you can mess with it while it's on and you'll be fine.
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how did i not know that this existed.this is the most stacked first 5 songs of an album of all time
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most game prices:. Release: $60. 3 months later: $50. 6 months later: $30. super mario brothers:. super mario brothers 1 on the nintendo: $60. super mario brothers remastered 2: $150. mario brothers 3 (remake): $200. A year and a half after that: $300. the next day after: $500.
most game prices:. Release: $60. 3 months later: $50. 6 months later: $30. Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze:. Release on WiiU: $60. Nobody bought the WiiU: $30. Re-release 4 years later on the Switch but this time with Funky Kong: $60. A year and a half after that: $60.
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this is gamer cat. if you retweet this image you will receive 100 gamer points™ instantly
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to everyone replying me:. 1. i dont trust lawyers.2. i dont smoke drugs.3. im not married so s*x is off the table so thats not an issue. hope this helps.
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thanks for censoring the f word. my mom definitely would have grounded me if she found out i saw that word. 👍.
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can someone who is way smarter than me tell me if it's okay that my fridge looks like this
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Armada is right. Fuck Nintendo and fuck Ninja Kiwi for not saying that they weren't gonna announce a new Bloons Tower Defense game. These companies should be boycotted.
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alright alright fine mother fuckers. and yes it's great value because honestly fuck you
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@gordon_schaper when i was a kid the kids in gym class made a rule for dodgeball that hitting me hard enough to make me fall would bring back all of your teams players and my own teams players could do it too.
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@FieldExplores this is the best analysis of super mario sunshine goop flavors i've ever seen.
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speedrunner: hey whats up. not a speedrunner: nothing much. speedrunner: i like super mario. not a speedrunner: thats cool. speedrunner: i do speedruns. not a speedrunner: ok. speedrunner: yep.
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