Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1
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Murray Chill, NYC. 5 feet, 6 figures, 7 inches. Fitness enthusiast. Dating app menace. Aspiring DILF. Bet on @PlayProphetX (code MHG). DM “MHG” for 1:1 coaching
Joined June 2024
Testing my followers true ball knowledge (in any sport): who is one player who you thought would be amazing, but was mid/trash. I’ll start: Michael Kidd-Gilchrist.
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Summer is approaching. Finally locking in. Time for a wife
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Trump Voter Starter Pack:. • Bench press 225+.• 6-fig job.• Played sports in HS.• Minimal mental illness.• Good relationship w/ fam.• Loves red meat.• Can crush beers.• Doesn’t use condoms.• Owns MAGA hat.• Believes in "alternative facts".• Listens to Jocko religiously.
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It’s March 4th, 2018 6:42 PM and you’re on your phone waiting for this mf to pop up
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Election Day Schedule:. 8:30 - morning lift sesh.9:00 - sex with 8/10 gf.11:30 - protein shake.1:00 - pop a Zyn.3:00 - vote for Trump.4:30 - afternoon lift sesh.6:00 - steak dinner with rich, attractive friends.9:00 - break out the champagne.
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“We’re all 9 out of 10’s, why can’t we find anyone?”
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*opens LinkedIn* . would x 3… is this LinkedIn appropriate?
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Work a desk job.Grind 9–6.Lift weights to feel something.Marry someone beautiful enough.Move to suburbs.Get a dog.Have 2 kids.Drive an American SUV to Costco on weekends.Buy a house you’ll never finish paying off.Call it happiness. Is this the dream? or just a life we were sold?.
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Average guys dating history:.- High school girlfriend.- Division 3 field hockey player.- 7/10 marketing girlie from Hinge. Average girls dating history:.- 42yo multimillionaire.- Professional athlete.- Fortune 500 executive.- Grammy-nominated musician.- Brain surgeon.
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7.5 guy vs a 5.5 girl experiences on dating apps:. 7.5 guy:.– 2 likes this week.– One was a bot.– Other unmatched after “hey”.– Got told he’s “too nice”.– Thought he had a connection, she said “Sorry not feeling a connection, but best of luck!”. 5.5 girl:.– 143 likes in 24 hours.
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The girlfriend effect is REAL:. Was out with my boy last night, who I have gone out with hundreds of times in my life. He’s very recently joined the girlfriend crew. Very happy for him. Not even 30 seconds after we enter the bar, a 9/10 approaches him to initiate a.
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I tried to set up one of my female friends with one of my guy friends, who’s a nice guy with a good job but average looking. I sent her a pic of him and she said “actually I’m taking a break from dating!”. A few days later, I sent her a picture of a random male model, who I said.
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Been in Miami for about 6 hours. I’ve had 2 espresso martinis, 3 outfit changes, and did a full body workout at muscle beach. Met a guy named “Flexx” who sells steroids and runs crypto courses. Got invited to his yacht. This city runs on delusion/fakeness and I feel incredible.
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Never been so pumped up for a date… real ones remember
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Average Hinge Date experience in NYC:. •Male picks bar for Thursday .•Know within 3 seconds if you like each other.•If no, 1 drink start talking about yourself.•If yes, proceed to drink 2.•Connect on one thing/niche commonality.•Pretend how busy you are for next few weeks.
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Saw a skinny guy in the gym doing preacher curls with legit tears in his eyes. Looked no older than 22. Whatever she did… she made him stronger. Can’t wait to see this kid’s arc. Real man.
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Been on 3 dates with this girl, all been very fun. So, last night I ask if she’s free Thursday. She says no, but she’s free Friday. I say I’m not. I ask what she’s up to Thursday and she hits me with “Can I FT you?”. She just wanted to see my reaction before telling me she’s.
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“Back in our day, having a burner used to mean something.”
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To truly date someone in NYC, you have to battle:. - 15 hinge matches.- 5 bar guys.- 2 coworkers.- hometown friend.- “the ex”.- the girls GC.- the 2-month ick moment. It's like navigating an obstacle course, but instead of a trophy, you get a collection of great date stories.
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My friend got so drunk in NYC last night (he lives in NYC) that he couldn’t use his phone correctly. A random stranger asked for his ID and called an Uber home for him. The address on his ID is his family’s in NJ. He woke up and was very confused about why he was in his.
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This shouldn’t be allowed. We live in a world of lies and deceit! This is why we all have trust issues!
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Just learned you could do this… absolute gamechanger for planning texts. 2:56 AM text incoming
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NYC best bars to get laid at:. The Spaniard — NYC’s sex factory . Phebes — summer only for obvious reasons. Chelsea Bell — Thursdays post-Volo, don’t ask why . Hair of the Dog — you may have to travel back to NJ, but you know why you’re here. The Red Lion — live band, lowered.
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Gonna tell Katie Feeney I’m on top of the Brooklyn bridge and if she doesn’t match I’m jumping… she can’t afford that type kind of bad publicity and has no choice but to match
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Helping out a friend…. What’s someone supposed to do at 28 who just broke off a 11 year relationship and she was the only girl he’s ever been with? (They did HS and college together, live in NYC). Dude is heartbroken and won’t listen to me on coming to the gym/going out with me.
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I love when beat chicks like this think they got a right to be picky :)
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Thanksgiving Eve Starter Pack:. • Text the hometown chat “what’s moves tonight”.• Pregame in your bro’s basement who still lives at home.• Svedka or Smirnoff.• Make fun of one friend with recent gf.• Hit the local watering hole, Uber XL.• See your ex.• Awkwardly hug, have.
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If my account disappears just know I went down fighting a dance team (hey), 40 cousins and middle schoolers. 🫡🫡
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I'm seeing a lot of more-attractive-dude-with-less-attractive-chick pairings lately, and I have a hypothesis as to why. Girls who are 8s & 9s aren't on dating apps to actually date; they meet men via irl social networks (NYC/city social scene, college, friends of friends, etc).
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First date in NYC checklist:. – $22 cocktail martini (she pays).– Talk about work for 30 min, neither care.– Overshare.– Light trauma.– Brief eye contact.– Awkward kiss on street.– Never speak again.- Repeat.
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Bi chicks (aka every chick) think their sexuality makes them unique, but if pressed about it they cry foul and clutch their little pearls
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Just asked a girl, who is somehow always busy, if she's free on Feb 30th as a joke, and she said she's busy. FML.
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My boy wore a bright red shirt to the NYC “all-singles-wear-black” run club last night and said he pulled more numbers than anyone. Lesson in that.
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If a guy did this to a girl he would be reported for harasssment…is this not weird as hell?
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Was with my female friend last night who is 6.5/7 beautiful mid. She was swiping through legit 100+ app matches/IG messages/random # texts. Every guy messaging exact same beta messages. (How was wknd?). If you don’t stand out, you’re just another notification she’s ignoring.
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Average Saturday for mid-late 20’s man in NYC:. • Wake up 9 am.• Check phone, regret last night's texts.• Nice walk outside, grab bagel/coffee.• Sweat out the hangover: gym/run/sauna.• Start texting the group chat “what’s the move?”.• Hit alumni college bar and place bets.
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Sunday routine for NYC millenial yuppie.• wake up hungover .• try to piece together what you did ln.• quick goon sesh.• coffee & bagel run.• gym time.• shower.• set up hinge dates for next wk.• scroll on couch for 2 hrs.• Sunday scaries set in.• pop gummie.• bedtime.
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Ladies n Gents I’m asking the public… find me Miss Murray Hill Gal 💍
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Getting a third date in NYC is like dating for 5+ years in the Midwest/suburbs.
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Rebound Bosh… back out to Allen. BANGGGGGG!
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My friend’s dating way out of his league. She bosses him around, dresses him, he ties her shoe’s and she spends his money like it’s hers. He’s glowing and very happy. Is this the dream?.
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You will go to the public university. You will live in the $500k home in the white suburban school district . You will eat the Trader Joe’s and the occasional fast food. You will marry a beautiful mid. You will work the white-collar wagie office job. You will own a husky.
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Every NYC guy’s Saturday is just:. • Morning walk, grab a coffee .• Gym into day drinking.• “we should hang soon” text to 5 girls.• Never respond to 4 of them.• Go out in the West Village.• Talk about stocks and side hustles to a few chicks.• Pretend he’s “just vibing”.
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Unpopular opinion: the “open to work” banner on LinkedIn doesn’t help you, it actually screams desperation. The best jobs go to people who look like they don’t need them. Harsh truth.
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Daniel Penny sipping on a Matcha Latte with a smoke show at St Jardim and you are blackpilling?. 🫵🏻🤡🤡 #Expand
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Does anyone else find it crazy how when you break up with someone and go no-contact, you simply never talk to them again. It’s like they never existed in the first place. Sort of wild.
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Most horny bars in NYC:. - The Spaniard: Top dog, sex factory.- Le Bain: During the day rooftop, elite.- Williamsburg Hotel: On a Sunday in the summer. Sunday Funday, take Monday off.- Brass Monkey: You’re under 24, but 3 floors of horniness.- Rays: Film-type kids who will move.
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It’s so sad when these expired women (>24) lash out
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Dating in NYC is having the best date of your life and then never speaking again.
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NYC Girl Body Count Calculator. Uses a dating app: +7 bodies.Been to The Spaniard: +6 bodies.Has a twitter burner: +22 bodies.Owns a Yankees hat: +3 bodies.Went to Big Ten college: +8 bodies.Attended a run club: +5 bodies .Owns Lululemon bike shorts: +4 bodies.IG DMs with pro.
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Just saw a girl doing the walk of shame home at 12 PM in a full-blown Teletubbies costume, makeup everywhere. Man, at least give her a sweatshirt to wear home lol. I love NYC, absolutely no shame.
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Holy shit… chat help!!. Met this past weekend, pre game date swiping on hinge. can’t make this up 😭
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Enjoy my night folks: . Met a girl last night at a bar in the West Village, we were vibing and having a good time. She took like 5 tequila shots (knew the bartender), and started getting super flirty. Ended up going back to hers near by the bar. She says she has to use the.
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If you go on a date and she hits you with “I have to be up sooo early” before you even order… just leave. She’s already mentally checked out and thinks you’re ugly.
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GENTS LISTEN UP:. Dating 9’s and 10’s is exhausting. I once dated a “10” at the peak of my life, was making bank, top physique, living the dream. She left me for a celebrity and I was heartbroken. Now I stay in my lane, dating 7 or 8’s . Life’s WAY better. Confidence through.
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Met a gorgeous, chill girl last night. We were vibing heavy—banter flowing, eye contact locked… then she casually drops, “I smoke weed every day.”. Had to end it right there. Am I shallow? Maybe. But I’ve seen how that movie ends.
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Cute chick sent me her number off Hinge last Friday so I waited a few days to text yesterday:. “Hey, it’s your favorite man from Hinge. You free Thursday for a drink?”. She just replied: “Hey, (not my name) yes I’m free!”. Do I block OR go with the plot in being someone else lol.
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My name is not Sean, she EDITED it to my actual name 😂😂… chat what’s the play?
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My first college roommate got engaged over the weekend. I was there the first night they met and lived through their relationship for all of college. Many nights I heard them fighting and she would cry to him after she cheated and he always said “just please don’t do it again.”.
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Most men are now adjusting to the changing dating scene by settling down earlier or lowering their expectations, often valuing stability and kindness over ambition or looks. For women, the situation is different. They can wait longer, are encouraged by society to “not settle,”.
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Happy Short King Spring! Proud to announce my new girlfriend that I met on Twitter!
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Typical Sunday in NYC:. - Wake up.- Walk around, grab coffee at a shop you haven’t tried (pending hangover).- Gym, Arm day, Sauna.- Lunch, egg white veggie omelette .- Hour bike ride in Central Park.- Trader Joe’s for meal prep and snack hunting.- Hinge swiping, text girls you.
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I have two friends who are both unemployed. One’s a Chad, the other’s a fat slob. Both in finance. The slob has a resume 10x better than the Chad (Chad didn’t even have a job for 2+ years). In our group chat, the slob’s losing it over getting zero interviews. Meanwhile, the Chad.
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If I get SWATed, I want you all to know who did it
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Guys 29 and under:. Don't take these days for granted when you can hang out at a bar (Plug Uglies), watching college hoops all day with your boys. Grab a nice dinner (San Marzano), then go out at night and rizz (Bleecker Street Bar). Enjoy your youth. It won’t last forever.
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If your date in NYC starts with “I’ve just been so busy lately,” congrats, you’re the Monday/Tuesday option.
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3 dates in one day for my female friend…is she cooked?
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Nothing is less attractive and more off-putting than when a woman talks too knowledgeably about sports.
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Having a roster is lame. You should only be talking to one girl/guy at a time
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As a social experiment, I made myself 6’4 as a joke on Hinge and got 43 inbound likes today. Reported them all for prostitution.
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A friend from high school just found out that his girlfriend cheated on him last weekend. They’ve been in a relationship for about five years, and he was planning to propose to her this fall. He’s uncertain about what course of action to take. I’m trying to convey to him that.
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There are 100x more 30+ year old women in NYC waiting for love than supply of men who would actually want them.
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5am - Wake up, still dark.6:30am - Walk to office, still dark.Crunch numbers, lunch by 12, some light.5:30pm - Leave office, dark again.6:30pm - Gym, dark.Asleep by 10pm. This is life for the next 5 months?.
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Girls walking dogs are the easiest pulls. Either single and lonely or got the dog because they hate their boyfriend. There is no third option.
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You can waste her time, ruin her life, sleep with her friend, lie about it, then text her at 2am like nothing happened. But one thing she will not forgive you for, is being boring. Never be boring.
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If “she’s” hot, “she’s” hot. Welcome to 2025, folks.
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If you're over the age of 25 and going to any of these bars in NYC, you should be kicked out on the spot:. - Hair of the Dog.- One and One.- Phebes.- Niagara.- Fiddlesticks.- Bella Union.- Penny Farthing.- The DL.- Gem Saloon.
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Types of girls you’ll date in NYC:. • JAP from LI/NJ: Probably has dated half the city and will settle for you. • Exploring herself: Needs more time to explore herself and only goes out in the West Village. • The foodie: Will only talk about her Beli and the next.
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If you date someone you’re not actually attracted to, everything they do will start to piss you off. Save yourself the misery.
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