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Midwesterner in exile, TikTok anthropologist, feminist, loneliness epidemic superspreader, dark statistician
Joined March 2017
Being 72 years old and having a gf who wears her jacket like this is kind of crazy
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as a result of new taylor swift song "mastermind" girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok
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being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work.
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losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation
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the look in barron's eyes is unmistakeable. an nyu tisch girl is ruining his life.
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cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation
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When I was anthropologizing the "old money aesthetic" I followed Rothschild descendants on Instagram and it's funny how different true elites post from roleplayed elites. They never post curated photos of a tea set, they post their cousins and blurry pics of European hills.
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men hit the wall at 33. not biologically, but unmarried men over the age of 33 are just too mentally weird for anyone to ever date.
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you can just look at them and know they absolutely would have loved fortnite stream highlights splitscreened with family guy.
Kids on the streets of England, 123 years ago in the year 1901.
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Tiffany Fong excitedly buying dinner for her parents after her $21,000 payout only to learn shortly later that the only reason she got that much money was because the site's owner wanted to impregnate her out of wedlock feels like a Jane Austen subplot.
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4th of july being a permanent thursday holiday with a four day weekend every year like thanksgiving would strengthen the american national identity to levels not seen since the 1980s.
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failson rite of passage. three months after moving in he must learn he can't use liquid dish soap as a replacement for the dish soap pods mom got for him at the grocery store on the day she helped him unpack.
i’m done living by myself i can’t take this shit anymore i’m about to fucking crash out bro
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things are so bad nowadays kids actually want to be catholic.
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Living around corn made me crazy. There is an evil energy coming from the endless rows of green that cover the former prairie.
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this reads like a tweet from a side character in white lotus season 2.
spent 3 days starving and eating low volume meals to look good for the beach this morning just to find a dead body on the sand so i am having steak😐
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thinking about how next monday is mlk day + tiktok ban day + trump inauguration day + college football championship day
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the entire USA "healthcare system" is 50,000 guys exactly like this stacked on top of each other
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this type of white person is nearly extinct since benedict cumberbatch doesn't do sherlock anymore. we should cherish every specimen we have.
this type of white person should be illegal
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study moodboard girls are out there typing "why did alot of african american liked the jazz singer" into chatgpt :/.
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It’s 70 degrees in New York in the first week of November. Please vote.
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i think coffee is a vacation drug. not worth it spending your tolerance to fill out spreadsheets 15% faster. use it like healthy cocaine to be more attentive at the museum.
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this is what's in a 16 year old girl's brain when she sets her sights upon majoring in biology.
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rewatching 2016 and 2020 election night coverage at 2x speed, to catch up with the first two in the trilogy before the finale drops tomorrow.
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personally i think people with billions should be frequently and visibly blowing it on giant events like this instead of endless hoarding of real estate and stock. the peasants deserve to see images of something beautiful.
tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok???
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lmfao at this girl selling her shopping cart that she clearly loves because she's embarrassed to be filming with it. gen-z is so cute
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yeah that 16 month gap in my resume is the time i spent in the woods in new hampshire where eventually god revealed to me that my purpose in life is to be a wealth manager here at wells fargo :).
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@PaulSkallas i think these locations do decent volume relatively. people like to spend when they're on vacation. luxury stores in general are pretty empty, but the margins are high so they make it up.
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biden being restored to lucid thought after the advisor poisoning his ice cream flees the country in the wake of trump's election
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casinos have largely failed to consider the "come back the next day to reset your luck" strategy
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my girlfriend is so fertile from avoiding seed oils and living a high metabolism lifestyle that she got hot tub pregnant on her cryptocurrency convention trip to el salvador.
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charli xcx makes music for people who want to do cocaine, not people who actually do it, the same way vampire weekend makes music for people who wish they went to prep school not ones who actually did. art is always aspirational.
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"your ancestors ate red meat not seed oils" no, your ancestors could not afford meat, we didn't have slaughterhouses killing millions of cows annually to facilitate modern meat consumption rates in 1400. your ancestors ate bread and porridge and lentils.
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discord is far more developmentally dangerous to america's youth than 4chan ever was.
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can't even imagine being a czech girl exposed to the warmth of the american south and then having to go home to the cold embrace of the european union
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emailed a european and got hit with the "i will be out of office until august 28th" autoreply
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Girl do that cocaine. Your future husband might be at the 3:30am afters.
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obviously this is not what actual rich people are doing but i think it's very beautiful that airbnb rentals and cameras allow people to make fantasies like this about their own lives.
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it's 9pm on election night and you're on a rooftop in williamsburg. ann selzer was right about everything. electric feel by mgmt is blasting and you're sipping an ice cold pbr. your heart is full once again
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the vvitch (2015) is an allegory for a family struggling in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis in a small decaying house in williamsport pennsylvania. the twin babbies playing with the goat are a metaphor for the nintendo wii. at the end anya taylor-joy goes to nyu
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there was guy at my job who had an ambiguous role where no one knew what he did. he would leave at like 11am on fridays with all the lights on in his office and the radio going so people thought he was there. he was finally let go from the company today
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i'm a centrist on the obama gay sex claims. i believe obama had gay sex but that particular guy is making it up for clout.
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tiktok is amazing because you can see suburban denver captured with the fresh-eyed romanticism of a european exchange student
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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-nyc finance bro.-cancelled by the left for relationships with sex workers.-got shot in new jersey/pennsylvania . welcome back alexander hamilton
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when i was 18 years old feeling really alone i would go on the 4chan wallpaper board /wg/'s thread for cozy wallpapers and it made me feel better. it was sort of like pinterest for existentially depressed boys. this image was in there almost every day
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The 1920s Nashville city government building a scale replica of the Parthenon in concrete is one of the coolest things any government has ever done
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i'm sick from exposing myself to blue light information overload all day but i need to scroll the infinite collective consciousness for five more minutes to find the divine light of truth before i go to bed. and if i don't find it in five minutes i'll need five more.
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i try to be nice but i've had a couple drinks so i started uncontrollably laughing when i saw this video of husband playing catch after cheating on his wife in the identical giant white house sprawl with winter yellow grass and tiny leafless trees. what can be done about america
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There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?.
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Harvard got the ick because you used a GPT amount of em dashes.
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hey babe i know you want to make out in the back of this uber but i need to ask the driver what's happening on the ground in senegal.
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about to "did you just feel that earthquake" my way back into her life.
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@thechosenberg both of them are at fault for even thinking they could maybe make friends from anime.
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