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laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, teva brand ambassador, dark statistician. modernity has failed us and i'd love it if we made it
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as a result of new taylor swift song "mastermind" girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok
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losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation
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cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation
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the entire USA "healthcare system" is 50,000 guys exactly like this stacked on top of each other
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this type of white person is nearly extinct since benedict cumberbatch doesn't do sherlock anymore. we should cherish every specimen we have
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i think coffee is a vacation drug. not worth it spending your tolerance to fill out spreadsheets 15% faster. use it like healthy cocaine to be more attentive at the museum
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this is what's in a 16 year old girl's brain when she sets her sights upon majoring in biology
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personally i think people with billions should be frequently and visibly blowing it on giant events like this instead of endless hoarding of real estate and stock. the peasants deserve to see images of something beautiful
tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok???
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casinos have largely failed to consider the "come back the next day to reset your luck" strategy
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emailed a european and got hit with the "i will be out of office until august 28th" autoreply
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i'm a centrist on the obama gay sex claims. i believe obama had gay sex but that particular guy is making it up for clout
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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i'm sick from exposing myself to blue light information overload all day but i need to scroll the infinite collective consciousness for five more minutes to find the divine light of truth before i go to bed. and if i don't find it in five minutes i'll need five more
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i try to be nice but i've had a couple drinks so i started uncontrollably laughing when i saw this video of husband playing catch after cheating on his wife in the identical giant white house sprawl with winter yellow grass and tiny leafless trees. what can be done about america
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about to "did you just feel that earthquake" my way back into her life
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@thechosenberg
both of them are at fault for even thinking they could maybe make friends from anime
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life should be lived in 4 year cycles i think
13-17: high school
18-22: college
22-25: four years in your hometown post-college wfhing and doing vision quests
26-30: new york city
31-34: four years in a cabin in michigan returning to reality from the new york bubble
34+: ???
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we should make every country across the globe remake the office one-by-one as a humiliation ritual for acceptance into the global american empire
crying at the Saudi version of The Office’s fire drill scene 😭😭
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it's a 45-acre greenhouse outside of delta ohio that grows organic tomatoes bell peppers and cucumbers
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you can save yourself $100 by taking public transit instead of uber from the new york airports it just entails subjecting yourself to one of the 24 books of the odyssey. and you never know which one
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people are being really mean to this guy but he's from singapore, the dating meta there is at least 15 years behind. it's sweet that he's like this totally sincerely. you're ridiculing an uncontacted tribe for not knowing your sophisticated social manners
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in 2040 tripp traxx and tredd are going to run arizona state university sigma chi
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my product manager just sent me this. bro we're about to have another recession
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update: the product manager pool girls got trapped on the side of a mountain and airlifted out
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@hfyi53ko
i saw a tumblr post that said she was dating the prince of lichtenstein but it seems fake
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how my grandpa monitors the weather app of all the cities his grandchildren live in
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i have never met someone who can converse in a language as a result of their use of duolingo
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the humanities are so watered down that any sufficiently motivated stem student could wander into a 400 level english class and easily pubstomp the liberal arts noobs and as a society i think we need that for both the good of humanities and stem
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