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If you live anywhere near DC, claim you work for a gov entity in your tinder profile and drown in grade a Chinese cat
High-end sex ring in Boston and D.C. areas was 'honeypot' scheme by Russia, China, South Korea or even Israel - to ensnare US officials, intelligence experts believe
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sir excuse me sir
sir
you need to put on your science glasses
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"Just remember to put me in the Little Dark Age edit, yeah?"
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"Basing your life around an identity you created in high school" physiognomy
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"But I ate breakfast this morning."
"I understand that, but what if you didn't?"
"..."
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Everyone wants to paint Julius Caesar as a tyrant but then John Milius was like "He was Chad, also I'm gonna portray the senate as soyjaks."
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the best time to make a meme is when you're really really mad thats when people are most funny
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>Journalist watches a woman get gang r*ped and mutilated
>gets horny
There is no common ground with these subhumans.
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The message of Hellraiser is eventually deviants get so gross they have to summon demons to satisfy themselves
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Every mincing urbanite taking a photo in front of a big scary truck for clout is standing between you and a Series 70 Land Cruiser
2023 Toyota Land Cruiser "Series 70", as available internationally. $41,000 US Dollars, brand new.
It is unavailable for sale in the US because of safety and emissions regulations.
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this is honestly really inappropriate and creepy dude. a selfie at Outer Heaven several years ago does not mean we are friends. also the fact that I have tried to kill you and your sons like six times and you always come after me is creepy. take the hint and please leave me alone
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dudes gonna be teaching gym class in his home town Kenny Powers style 5 years from now like "I used to date taylor swift back when that meant something"
Travis Kelce was NOT happy he was taken out on the play Isiah Pacheco fumbled 😳
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I cry for all the young men who end up imprisoned in the Chinese milking dungeon...
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The Bodega was out of creamer so the clerk gave me a mouthful of milk to spit into my coffee at home! DATS DA BIG APPLE BADA BING!
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"Kids these days won't work for free"
Me: really enjoyed the call. Please see attached financial modeling test
Gen Z applicant: this looks like a lot of work. Without knowing where I stand in the process, I’m not comfortable spending 90 minutes in Excel
Me:…well…I can tell you where you stand now
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None of this is food lmao
You want to boycott Hershey? Good luck avoiding all their brands.
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@AuronMacintyre
If you say his name into a mirror 3 times, FBI crime stats get slid under the door
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Imagine being the intern sent to search every Wawa in the Susquehanna valley for a Fetterman lookalike and then one day you find him, grabbing his dinner off the rollergrill
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Sitting in line like this is npc behavior, the man cutting is a lion, he is a pirate commanding a volley on a British frigate, he is Alexander crossing the gates of a new city, he is Gagarin viewing the curvature of the earth
If you are filming him, you will be late.
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If I tell you to go inside and you don't comply, I will call air support and they'll hit the area you were in 1 hour ago while you safely return to your cave and then I'll go home and develope a substance abuse problem
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Lib Big 10 grads so thoroughly gentrified NYC that "im walkin' here!" Became this catty passive aggressive "Woowwww really?"
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New CoD game where you defend franchise restaurants frequented by wealthy urban liberals from riots egged on by wealthy urban liberals
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@yesyyyr
@fuccboihermit2
There was a club around here that would advertise on the EDM station for "creep free fridays" where they would block anyone over 29 from getting in
the commercial was like "30 and over? THE GAMES OVER"
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Glad to see garbage ass reddit water filling up clearance racks everywhere
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My baby just woke up crying so I picked him up and he immediately started giggling and I guess i'm supposed to "enjoy" this because he's showing "love"?
But I don't care, I'd rather be doing a wake n bake with my brotendos.
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@CityBureaucrat
Richard Spencer is now 45 minutes into his explanation of the tonal differences between Depeche Mode's 'Music for the Masses' and 'Violator'
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@EvanPlatinum
Why do they all talk with the same Pixar character cadence/tone/face & hand movements?
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@ures_aliit
Imagine getting like $250 an hour to say "yes queen!" To whatever deranged trash your patients come up with
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gacked off the Hitler shneef
Update: they allegedly wrote “Hitler” in the Nazi wrapped cocaine they found in Peru 🤯
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Minimum 500 credit score for auto loans would kill the Nissan Altima overnight
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I didn't make the investors stupid, that's on the parents, that's on the government.
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Its 2005; stocks are up, retirement is near, you need something to cruise around Boca with the 3rd wife. Must have a good sound system to blast Forty Licks
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She's gonna beat her girlfriend over this
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SIR! SIR! YOU GOTTA PUT THE CART IN THE CORRAL!
This is the most satisfying video on the planet. I watch it at least once a week. The premise of some dork going around slapping magnets on peoples cars and waving a camera in their face as a “public service” for shopping cart returns absolutely demanded this happening…
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Remember when they tried to con you into hating this woman?
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@empathyhaver
@Lady_Astor
Joe Biden is now the PRESIDENT,
So he gets to be the -RESIDENT-
Of the white house.
Its not a LIGHThouse
but it's worth the FIGHT-house
*libs sobbing, pissing themselves*
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A lot of yall niggas need to just be humble and settle for a big girl lmfaooo
It's zero hope for many of you niggas outside of that.
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Every 10 years we get a g*y beatles movie nobody asked for
4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027.
Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV.
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