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Joined January 2021
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@milkrabbi
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@ashleysbored its the balls.
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@basedalexandoor New recession indicator.
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Ear buds and phone usage is low T behavior. What to do at gym between sets?.
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@Rejuicedmango 20 years ago the internet didn't have as many photos of boobs.
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@Cluffalo Who do you think writes reviews on the internet?
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@memeticsisyphus We should have zoos where us civilized men can go watch the Neolithic having sex and going fishing.
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@Empty_America This is your own internal bias at play. Go to your local marina and have a chat with people.
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@10x_er Only weird thing is that my dad isn't an alcoholic.
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@Igi_POLCOM Black people are cool it's Arabs who suck.
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@datepsych is this a racist tweet or is my brain fucked.
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@siegfriedmuell Was it covid or was it being perpetually online.
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@TheRoyalSerf I thought I had sole ownership of viral African dry sex tweets.
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@sucolorfavorito Just a regular boy.
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@DailyClassicArt Everything reminds me of her.
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Lord miles loves tweeting but some people actually do stuff
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I'm going to start blocking Indians I'm so sorry.
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@kpac_15 PPC bros are the only ones who didn't vote for globalist or zionist funding politicians.
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@yesyyyr @DJPOOLHOUSE Post physique.
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why did she block me for this? am i wrong?
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@milkrabbi
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Walk today
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@milkrabbi
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100 likes and I get someone pregnant this year.
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@mister_shroom_2 @memeticsisyphus Do you want to fuck the zebras in Africa too?.
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@rebeccaverse They aren't getting by fine and getting diagnosed gives them benefits.
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@milkrabbi
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If I start a face account and follow you guys will you keep it a secret.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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@productmommy_ back when 4chan was popular we used to settle things like this with a sharpie in the pooper pic.
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@notyaboi777 Start drinking.
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@milkrabbi
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@yacineMTB I was hired as a "consultant" once. Essentially government employees do nothing all day, and then when their is a huge backlog of work and things are on the verge of collapsing they bring "consultants" in to do everything.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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Imagine this but you get to listen to Rogan on your airpods and a fat Latina wife.
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Hat making factory, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1927. Employed 100.
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@garlic0ne Is that allowed?.
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@BossDuffi @Rejuicedmango Thanks for correcting me.
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I can't believe this app is free
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@lauriewired Half of that is just kids who download the jvm so they can practice for their AP exam.
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I think I'm going to leave Judaism fuck it.
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ol’ stocky ⛳️
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@milkrabbi
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I've been doxxing myself in the DMs a lot this week. I'm in a vulnerable phase of life if you wanna take advantage of me.
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of course the two biggest yappers on earth talked for 5 hours
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@Uxberg Maybe I'm not gay.
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@showedpony Please message next time you ovulate.
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I think I should start a new account where I'm not blocked by half of the internet.
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@milkrabbi
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Now that I graduated what the fuck was all that about, why did I go to school.
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@milkrabbi
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@MidnightJoneser Yeah she cheated on me too.
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Everyone at the gym has earbuds in. Ji jitsu is a gay man's sport. I'm too competitive for co-ed volleyball. What sport/gym should I sign up for so I can meet my future wife and maybe a new friend or two?.
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@animegfz youre not too smart are you.
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As a smoker I would live for the next cigarette. As a non smoker I have no reason to live for.
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@GabrielPeterss4 Can't wait for you to finish puberty and eat shit and face reality for once.
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Just mass followed lmk if you were accidently followed and I'll un-follow.
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@redrose_anna all work is fake so it doesnt matter if you have 1 week of vacation or 12.
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I took creatine and I am no longer gay.
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@jiratickets How do you tweet without a phone.
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Why does every hobby cost $30,000/yr.
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first date idea: sex.
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@KnaughtyKnancy @ajmg__ @botticellibimbo It took me 5 years to do my undergrad cause I had to work so I can pay rent and eat.
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What's it like being jewish? .Told my dad I'm dropping out of college to do meth. He said it's a wonderful idea. He put me in touch with my third cousin moishe (the largest fentanyl importer in north dakota) that did the same thing in '08. And he said that he loves me.
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Since I was young I dreamed of making algorithms that are so addictive that people will stop procreating.
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Chatgpt won't generate images if jews
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Being middle aged sucks. I wish I could have died in a noble manner when I was a 22 year old twink. If i die now everyone will remember me fat and broken.
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@_masterofwolves 90% of PhDs are like this. Megalomaniacs with a rich dad who payed their rent for 10 years so they can fake their way into seeming intelligent. It's a real shame because they make a bad name for some truly amazing people.
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Pen and paper
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Should I follow back
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One day I will no longer be desirable I need to make children before that happens.
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Milkrabbi is now following the retarded whore.
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Never hornyposting again
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@Jiankui_He Jesus suffered for us already.
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@Jetskigrizzly You're a bum who hangs out around bums. Get off the internet and stop smoking weed and drinking beer all day. Pick up an extra shift on Friday nights at the movie theater instead of playing Catan. Move to the prairies and grow a pair.
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The biggest threat to a jewish nation is not Palestine or Islam, it's asian women.
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This is the first time in my life I've been exposed to the fact that Christianity is a real religion.
@JeremyTate41
Jeremy Wayne Tate
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Easter traditions from around the world 🧵. 1. Good Friday at the Amalfi Cathedral, Italy
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i subscribed to the down syndrome girls onlyfans and turns out shes just a regular pron star. it was just a filter 💀💀💀.
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@rachelplntgnt gayest thing ive seen this week.
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The only affordable hobby is lifting weights and it's probably the gayest and loneliest hobby.
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Blocking everyone from SF.
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@ruslanjabari Is cover letter required? You need my transcripts too?.
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Is there a job that allows you to drink before noon?.
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new profile picture
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@milkrabbi
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How many of you are dudes.
@NotGreenGooner
Not Greenwich Gooner
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this shit aint even hard anymore, straight into google lens lmfao
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@yacineMTB They did it to keep the housing market afloat, not for jobs.
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@milkrabbi
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I'm going to become ultra religous soon.
@heirofascania
Christian Ascania
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Which way Western Man?
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@afhasbara I just bumped your rent up by $100 you prick.
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Couch-human relations will unlock new scientific frontiers
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@DanClarkSports interesting how he seems to waddle. i thought you were supposed to keep a tight core and rigid "free fall" motion with upper body.
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@wigger They took me out of my homogenous jewish neighborhood and made me become friends with Asians and Indians 🤢.
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@fleshsimulator She's not jewish.
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Abrakadabra.
@GenericSnarky
Mr. Reply Guy
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What are some examples of "Jewish magic"?.Give me spell names
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It makes me feel anxious when you guys like my tweets.
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You think you made a friend on here and then this
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@delillostan Sleep with local women.
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did the LSAT and they put me in a room with no phone, no distractions, no option to leave for 2.5 hours. It was magical.
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@MelGlbsonFan81 They aren't even cute.
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POV: chatgpt just did all your homework for you, trump fixed the economy with a single tweet, the sun is out.
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milkrabbi
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Mining silicone was a mistake. Put it back in the ground.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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Between stone and sand, our brotherhood roars. Awaken it, and face the storm.
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Helscom
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Every girl at the gym and the bookstore is a 10. Why do I never see them outside of the gym or the bookstore.
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I'm pregnant.
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@yacineMTB In canada you can teach ap cs without ever having touched a computer before, as long as you know how to be a government propaganda shill. There is no streamlined way for a normal person to end up as a teacher. All teachers did a 4 year bachelor's in woke and then masters in ed.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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shopify's careers page is gayest shit ever.
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Why do girls like homeless dudes who live in a van.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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Literally no one cares about anything. People just clock in to get payed. If you decide to do something seriously for six months you will change the world.
@WillManidis
Will Manidis
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the yankees hired a single smart guy to think about baseball bats for a year and he fundamentally changed the game forever. the efficient market hypothesis is an total lie. the most important problems in the world go unsolved because no one spends the time to think about them.
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@DanManCarney Hahaha 😆 😂 😆.
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i think we are all going to die.
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@milkrabbi
milkrabbi
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⚠️N E T W O R K I N G ⚠️. Our community is growing, It’s time for us to connect. Drop a ⚡️in the comments & follow everyone else .who does!. ♻️Repost to spread the word ♻️
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its my birthday and all i can think of is african dry sex.
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