Sridhar Ramesh
@RadishHarmers
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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Manhattan
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I have got to spend less time tweeting and more time searching for my missing daughter.
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Woody Allen makes the same joke about Freudian penis envy being extended from girls to men in Annie Hall (1977), Zelig (1983), and Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993). I could make a film every year too if only people let me repeat jokes like that and if only I had a penis like that.
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Woody Allen makes the same joke about Freudian penis envy being extended from girls to men in Annie Hall (1977), Zelig (1983), and Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993). I could make a film every year too if only people let me repeat jokes like that and if only I had a penis like that.
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I suspect my dog's dyslexic. She has difficulty following written commands.
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I have been awarded the lesser-known MacArthur pathetic dumbass grant. Whatever, dudes. You're the ones giving me money.
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I suspect my dog's dyslexic. She has difficulty following written commands.
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Entering year 3.
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Pedantic correction: The solution from 2017 was flawed, but was updated to a correct solution by April 2023 at the latest.
@nasqret @littmath Note that this archived argument from 2017-09-07 is flawed. This is likely why the argument was changed sometime before 2023-04-14 to the current version of https://t.co/BT3rlAkjMU, which is correct (though it has a small typo) and essentially identical to what GPT-5 gave.
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They're going to find bullet casings with "I'm trans" engraved on them, and no one's going to question why there would be bullet casings in an arson in the first place.
BREAKING: Liberal South Carolina Judge Diane Goodstein's home is burning to the ground after an explosion. SLED is investigation as arson and refer attack as Judge Goodstein had been receiving multiple threats. Her husband, a former state senator is in the hospital.
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Man, I'm doing worse than even the bottom 50%.
The top 1% in the US have now a record $52 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
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Dismantle the Democrats
@adamjohnsonCHI @mehdirhasan Do you think this is a good use of your platform right now?
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Man, I'm doing worse than even the bottom 50%.
The top 1% in the US have now a record $52 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
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Huh. He destroyed not only Twitter, but the entire category of social media.
"It has gone largely unnoticed that time spent on social media peaked in 2022 and has since gone into steady decline." By @jburnmurdoch
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I'm bad with names. In my head, I refer to everyone by a unique numeric ID. That unique numeric ID is 27844.
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My brain is where my golden ideas are stored, but it yields them so slowly. If we crack it open, we can get them all at once.
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A lightyear is the amount of time light takes in a year.
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Never have sex when you're horny. It's like going to the grocery store when you're hungry.
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My parents gave me a girl's name to fuck with white people. Haha, you dumb idiots. This whole time, you had no idea.
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I’m not impressed by rich people donating money unless it results in them being poorer than me
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