Sridhar Ramesh
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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
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I have got to spend less time tweeting and more time searching for my missing daughter.
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It turns out it was staged. I've reverse Google image searched him and the guy who punched Chris Rock is a professional actor.
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You are holding onto a receipt from October 2019. Are you still paying it off?
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Johnson & Johnson used their experience making 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner to design their vaccine.
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No more Suez canal jokes. That ship has sailed. You missed the boat.
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You're not supposed to drink water. It makes you pee. Listen to your body. It's trying desperately to get rid of it.
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I sympathize with their complaints but this rowdy threatening behavior solves nothing. The way to make their voices heard is at the ballot box.
Really tense situation in Louisville with the Booker campaign saying injunction has been granted till 9, but doors locked again after 6:30.
When doors were locked initially at 6 voters started banging on the doors demanding to be allowed to vote.
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I don't want Twitter to add a dislike button. I like this site's atmosphere of positivity and support.
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It makes sense Jeff Bezos is quitting. I've heard Amazon is brutal to work for.
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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.
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Phoebe Bridgers was valiantly trying to destroy the SNL stage, ending the program once and for all. She is a comedy hero.
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Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.
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This is a jarring way for me to find out I am Vladimir Putin.
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The misinformation on Elon Musk's Twitter is out of control. Ketchup does exist.
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Prince Andrew must be heartbroken. Sounds of sobbing like a little girl were reported from his chambers.
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Everything is "secret code" when you fire all the people who were familiar with the code.
JUST IN: Elon Musk said Twitter found secret code that shadowbanned accounts and prevented them from trending.
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My god, they've done it. They've finally invented a machine that can print images.
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You criticize Noam Chomsky, yet you do so using language, which he invented.
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The world is actually markedly different from 2007. Just not in a way seen so easily in the aesthetics of fashion or music. E.g., one big difference is no smartphones back then. Another big difference was my life being full of open potential instead of squandered irreparably.
Dazed and Confused came out in 1993 and was based in 1976.
A comparable movie today would be based in 2007 🙃
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Huh. I could swear I remember South Africa being pro-apartheid. Mandela effect?
BREAKING: South Africa’s parliament votes (248 vs 91) to close the Israeli embassy in South Africa, send the Israeli ambassador home, and suspend diplomatic relations with Israel.
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Oh, for Christ's sake. Well, isn't this just fucking great. At my new job, there's already a white guy named Sridhar, so now everyone refers to me as "Indian Sridhar".
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Never have sex when you're horny. It's like going to the grocery store when you're hungry.
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I'm voting for Biden to make sure what's going on doesn't happen.
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If one is going to make a tacky clock like this, they should at least pick distinctive interesting properties of each number. Of course you can make up completely random boring calculations that come to any particular result. Choosing 102 - 101 for 1 is insane.
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Beheading babies is very bad. If anyone does it, I am against it. It is horrific. Quick question: When a bomb hits a child, does their head stay affixed?
I feel like I'm going mad, every politician is like "the killing of civilians is never acceptable and that's why we must stand with Israel as it drops apartment blocks on children."
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I would hate if my wife did this to me, as my family and I do not speak Korean.
He secretly learned Korean for a year to surprise his wife and her family at their wedding, if that isn't true love idk what is 🥹🥹🥹
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Everyone always talks about where they were on 9/11. We get it, you have an alibi.
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Every Buttigieg sentence is just him saying some word and its opposite in close succession, to simulate the feeling of poetry, not that of prose. The man is an empty suit, and full of shit.
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All the jokes about his sexuality had me looking up Madison Cawthorn's homophobic past, and it's pretty disturbing. He once slammed a gay man into a concrete barrier, crippling him for life.
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It is almost like it is some kind of high school.
NYC students going to school high ‘every day,’ as drug incidents rise
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It is foolish to lump all Jews worldwide into one monolith, as though they all support Israel steadfastly. You are thinking of Indians.
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The most brilliant legal minds, the cream risen to the top.
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Pacino gets an Arab girlfriend and suddenly starts going by Al Pacino.
82-year-old Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child with 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah, TMZ reports.
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It's true. I'm a lifelong vegetarian, and I'm still on my first erection.
The more meat you eat, the shorter your erections last: study
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@yeetgenstein
They opened the books, read them, absorbed the ethics of the categorical imperative, rewrapped them, and gave them back.
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I condemn Hamas killing 1400 Israelis.
I condemn Israel killing 1400 Gazans.
I condemn Israel killing 1400 Gazans.
I condemn Israel killing 1400 Gazans.
I condemn Israel killing 1400 Gazans.
I condemn Israel killing 1400 Gazans.
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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was.
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I think you misunderstand why people pay money for coffee. If coffee were free but it cost $8 to have my name on it, I would take it without my name on it.
People will pay $8 for a coffee every morning to have their name on it, $10 a month for a streaming service to watch repeats of an old show, $50 a day on weed, but won’t pay for verification of their own identity on Twitter without acting like it’s costing them their life.
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Police also killed her brother. Horrible.
NEW: A Mississippi mother spent 172 days searching for her adult son, only to learn that he’d been dead all along.
An off-duty officer had run him over less than an hour after he left the house.
Authorities then buried him without notifying his family.
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You shouldn't read Marx. The impact of his work is lost on the page. It must be viewed in its originally intended form, staged as plays.
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I defended my thesis yesterday, completing my PhD. How's Musk's Twitter going?
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I will be voting for Target in November.
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections?
Absolutely everything.
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There are kids now pulling off moves Tony Hawk pioneered decades ago. Tony Hawk wowed the world with his 900, and now there's an eleven year old who can do a 1080. It just goes to show what I've always said. Tony Hawk is terrible at skating. He is worse than a child.
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You should not be making fun of the rich Titanic tourists' deaths just because they spent so much money on their tickets. That is the sunk cost fallacy.
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It saddens me that Godzilla and King Kong can't get along, in a world where they are more like each other than like anyone else.
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They hid a razor. In an apple.
THEY HID A RAZOR IN AN APPLE.
THEY HID A RAZOR IN AN APPLE.
Say ceasefire one more time, you fucking child-murdering-loving ghouls.
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Chess guys get so mad when you call it a horse. Buddy, that's on you. You're the ones who chose to make it that exact shape.
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Are these TikTok kids morons? Osama bin Laden is one of the most evil people in history, responsible for the September 11 murders. To put it in figures you TikTok kids will understand, that was nearly 0.27 assaults on Gaza.
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The teacher and principal are dumb but I'd just tell my kid their teacher is wrong, and show my kid why it's wrong, and leave it at that. Nothing else will be accomplished by fighting the stubborn teacher. Teachers are often wrong, so I might as well just let my kids know that.
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Famed sniper Chris Kyle, with over 150 confirmed kills, died when he was shot with a gun. He could dish it out but he couldn't take it.
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Netflix doesn't fuck around when they cancel a show.
Keiko Nobumoto, writer for Cowboy Bebop and Tokyo Godfathers, dies at 57:
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"When Hamas kills 1400 Israeli civilians, it's intentional. When Israel kills 7000 Gazan civilians, it's unintentional. Intentionality matters. You cannot compare terrorism to accidental collateral damage".
Ah, yes. The "Israel is retarded" defense.
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We ignore Bernie Sanders' growing wealth at our peril. One more house and he can trade them in for a much higher rent hotel.
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I have a compromise solution. Let's just put all the sins of the world onto one Jewish Palestinian, kill him, and be done with it.
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An eye for an eye. Canada is now permitted to kill one Quebec separatist of their choice in India.
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For the last time, it's a medical condition. It's called alopecia. She looks fine.
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When I was a kid, there were never any comedians on TV who looked like me. Being funny felt vaguely implausible an aspiration for an Indian-American. It's different now. There are so many desi comics. Watching them, I now can be confident it is impossible for Indians to be funny.
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I was happy supporting your union until you came for mine. That's my livelihood you're threatening. No solidarity.
Bryan Cranston says a NYT article showed that rent in Los Angeles has gone up 35% since 2000 but “[actors’] wages have only gone up 6%”
“So it doesn’t take a mathematician to realise it’s untenable.”
(Source: )
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I just met God. She's black. And Her message for humanity is [I begin speaking in a horribly caricatured blaccent]
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Fine by me. Women have reassured me they wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole.
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When a painting is destroyed, it is destroyed forever. A priceless loss. When people are killed, well, we can always just make more.
BREAKING: Palestine Action spray and slash a historic painting of Lord Balfour in Trinity College, University of Cambridge.
Written in 1917, Balfour’s declaration began the ethnic cleansing of Palestine by promising the land away — which the British never had the right to do.
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How is killing some English professor who never engaged in violence a legitimate military action?
(Also killing his brother, his sister, his sister's four children, and years earlier, his other brother, his wife's grandfather, her brother, her sister, and HER three children)
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One side has an air force, the other side had some paragliders, and if you don't say the ones with the paragliders are the Fourth Reich, you lose your job.
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I don't trust the death tolls coming out of the White House.
Kamala Harris says Biden ‘very much alive and running for re-election’
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Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.
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My heart goes out to the true victims of these horrific and continuing massacres: Jewish Americans who are totally fine.
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Broken login, broken DMs, god knows what next. In earnest, I'm actually saddened seeing the decline of Twitter in the Elon era. Twitter was where I met my wife, the love of my life and the mother of my children. Now that Twitter is dying, I have no way to contact these three.
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This cart's food must be amazing, that this guy keeps coming back despite hating the vendor.
his harassment of the Halal Cart vendor at 83rd and 2nd ave has been ongoing for two weeks.
NYPD has been called multiple times, local precinct stated that “there is nothing they can do because it is free speech”.
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Who is the hottest celebrity you think would wanna date you?
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I'd rather buy a car that doesn't get shot on sight.
Any person that really cares about their safety should have this beast
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Fine, but I still don't think he should have killed a spree of adolescents and young adults in the San Francisco area in the late '60s and early '70s.
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The patient is suffering from atrial fibrillation and is in vital need of proprano
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I've never been able to get a straight answer on what iykyk means.
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
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I look forward to getting to stream this to experience it properly. When I watched it in the theater, it was ruined by some guy screaming outside. It was faint but still distracting.
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Someday you'll get that friend. Good luck.
Is LGBTIDGAFZUCKISASIMPQI+ month over yet?
Asking for a friend.
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Just saw this guy ride up to the booth and ask for one ticket to Bob Marley: One Love.
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's too late at night. Rest up and try again tomorrow.
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The gap in my resume? That's because I'm not proficient in Microsoft Word.
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Sex with someone you truly love and respect is the ideal. Please give me the number of someone you truly love and respect.
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Handy guide to whether you are the target audience of the New York Times:
Having a dispute with siblings over the family summer house? Try transformative mediation
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Last chance to post this image illegally. If you dawdle, it will be too late.
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Are you just asking me to name an Asian person? Who is one person that I feel is Asian?
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Why didn't our sex ed classes teach us how to fuck good?
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This is a disaster in the making. Almost everyone over there is foreigners.
BREAKING: Japan shuts border to all foreigners
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Teacher in kindergarten introducing counting. Student loudly complaining "Eight? Come on, when are we going to use eight?". A week later, the student goes megaviral with their post "Another day not using 8".
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So some kids threw paint at the Mona Lisa. Big deal. Have you seen the Mona Lisa? It's covered in paint already.
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The way people on this site discuss looks, it's like they imagine only some objective elite 1% of bodies are capable of being found attractive. Your parents probably found each other attractive. You've probably been attracted to people you know. "Pretty but mid" is gibberish.
Without a doubt the most overrated woman in the world right now. She's pretty but c'mon. This is the definition of mid.
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I hate being 37. Everything I do, it's like "Oh, you're a 37 year old man doing that?". Sorry, they shut down all the Elks Lodges or whatever the fuck. Let me live.
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Penny was charged for choking a man so severely he died. Do you know what death is?
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I'd be wary about linearly extrapolating if I were you.
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Horrific of you to say this. Why would you say this?
I am pleased that Zone of Interest was won the best international film at the Oscars - but as a survivor of the Holocaust I am shocked the director would slap the memory of over 1 million Jews who died because they were Jews by announcing he refutes his Jewishness. Shame on you.
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He says a lot of sweet words, but I will never forgive Roger Waters, that anti-Palestinian piece of shit. Not since I learnt he was the mastermind behind The Wall.
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