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'Current Thing' PhD. Fundamentally Unserious. “It’s the dishonesty that bothers me. That is all.”

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Joined March 2022
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@sailaunderscore
saila
6 months
"banger" yeah I know that's why I tweeted it
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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LITERAL vampire billionaire recluses are dating mids, as we speak, right now. The dating bubble is in a hyper bubble worse than dot com + 08 + ai capex boom. SHUT IT DOWN.
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Brian, she’s beautiful I’m kidding.
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Come on guys. We gotta get together and employ some group bargaining here.
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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> Low billions net-worth. > Worldwide famous billionaire vampire. > Tens of millions spent on looksmaxxing. Dating a high-mid girlfriend.
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson
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Guys…I have a girlfriend. Now I know what you��re thinking…how is it possible that anyone would want to be with me? I understand where you’re coming from. I think the answer is: her puzzle piece fits mine. In my early twenties, I read the biography of the American founding
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@dagsen
Dagsen
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@uncle_deluge
Ante D. Luvian
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I would like to adapt Singapore's "Speak Good English" campaign to other cities with incomprehensible vernacular dialects, Toronto for example
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Mutual posted straight, I kid you not, 20 banger tweets back-to-back. Either broke up or lost his job.
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@skooookum
skooks
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Investing in China: Investing in the US:
@abcampbell
Campbell
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can you see the pattern yet, anon? are you brave enough to consider the full implication?
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@sailaunderscore
saila
5 hours
I have the perfect job for some of you.
@alexbronzini
alex bronzini-vender
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Incredibile NYT story on the porn exemption to No Tax on Tips
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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No dude you don't get it, 15% of our youth isn't unemployed, it's just that 15% of our youth doesn't have a job right now. If you actually read these 3 meta-studies and understand that it's normal to take 1 class per semester for 5 years, it would all make hecking senserino!
@Swen_2017
steve burrows 🇺🇦✈️
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@sailaunderscore The figures of 18% is a ridiculous number, its not the people actually looking for full timr work, it includes people who are studying or at school who might like an hour or 2 a week but arent particularly looking. The more accurate number is registered unemployed, about 3%
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Also Will is one of the best thinkers of the new gold rush in 'deals' and the evolution of venture. Follow.
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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The best thing to sell alongside capital (the ultimate commodity) is access.
@WillManidis
Will Manidis
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the vc platforms- outside of one, maybe two- all made the wrong trade. "flexible financing solutions" and origination is over, owning the full stack doesn't matter if that same capital is an introduction away. the deal guy is the asset light platform by himself and his network
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Trump is the first person in the past 40 years of politics to break the ranks of the gerontocracy.
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Ryan likes the bankers whose cocaine doesn’t get seized. Basic competence.
@typesfast
Ryan Petersen
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Whenever someone tries to claim all the investment banks pitching us on doing our IPO are the same I show them this…
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@MeinGottNiles
Frasier Payne
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"Is it true?" "Son... I don't know why you thought-" "My own father. A fakecel." "How do I expl-"
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@tomhschmidt
Tom Schmidt >|<
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crazy how clearly you can spot trump 1 on this list ... it broke p4k writers' brains
@chartdata
chart data
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Pitchfork’s #1 song in: 2011: Midnight City 2012: Oblivion 2013: Hold On, We're Going Home 2014: Seasons (Waiting on You) 2015: Alright 2016: Ultralight Beam 2017: Bodak Yellow 2018: Love It If We Made It 2019: cellophane 2020: WAP 2021: Bunny Is a Rider 2022: Belinda Says 2023:
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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Reminder it made 1000x more sense to freak out with videos of bodybags and mass graves in Shenzhen, zero knowledge about the infectivity and severity of the virus, and it’s transmission — than when there was well-known treatment and it’s severity was known to be limited.
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@skooookum
skooks
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seeing my lowbie oomfs interact is probably not too far from what it feels like to be a grandparent
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@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
Who do you think is writing reality?
@coldhealing
cold 🥑
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Not to be fatphobic but when the most recent book in George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series came out it was literally Obama's first term
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@sailaunderscore
saila
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My odds of being born where I was, who I was, when I was, were 100%. There is an unbroken golden thread tying me back through my ancestors and descending from me further through time.
@BowTiedTetra
Tetra | ChadFish
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Your odds of being born in one of the rich places are basically nonexistent Count your blessings
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