sailaunderscore Profile Banner
saila Profile
saila

@sailaunderscore

Followers
22K
Following
99K
Media
5K
Statuses
35K

'Current Thing' PhD. Fundamentally Unserious. “It’s the dishonesty that bothers me. That is all.”

Brandy Melville Fascism
Joined March 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@sailaunderscore
saila
2 months
"banger" yeah I know that's why I tweeted it.
15
18
420
@sailaunderscore
saila
6 minutes
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@sailaunderscore
saila
31 minutes
Can’t even aura farm in the groupchat because they added Elizabeth Holmes. What the fuck.
4
0
32
@sailaunderscore
saila
3 hours
Lot of professionally unemployed types in NY/SF, interesting phenomenon.
3
0
38
@sailaunderscore
saila
6 hours
I used to be team winter and have gravitated towards team fall. What does this mean?.
6
1
16
@sailaunderscore
saila
8 hours
RT @memeticsisyphus: You guys remember the Trump 1 “fact checks?” . Which was your favorite? This one is mine:
Tweet media one
0
159
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
8 hours
RT @mualphaxi: "Get me Proctor & Gamble, Johnson & Johnson, find the Huggies stock. Triple leverage on all of it. Get a million baby stroll….
0
852
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
9 hours
240 page substack series of essays titled "confessions of a former fakecel".
0
0
5
@sailaunderscore
saila
10 hours
‘Taylor Swift’ was a 20-year program to install anti-family formation memetics in coastal upper middle class women, at this time the program has concluded. We thank you for your participation.
4
9
135
@sailaunderscore
saila
10 hours
Buy all the wedding service company stock you can, go into debt if you have to.
@PopBase
Pop Base
12 hours
🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged:. “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
3
3
94
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
RT @bitcloud: POV you're a 12 year old British girl
Tweet media one
0
5K
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
RT @youngtroon: it’s insane how you can reliably predict the future better than people who are very very intelligent by just being a little….
0
130
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
Did you forget the ‘Panicans’… The ‘tariff scare’? So quickly…
Tweet media one
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
You’re doubting me? Again… After all this?
Tweet media one
1
0
44
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
You’re doubting me? Again… After all this?
Tweet media one
3
2
66
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
RT @sailaunderscore: There are 10,000,000 dollars, a wife, and 20 racist friends from around the world inside your computer, your job is to….
0
399
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
What are they cooking at National Yang Ming Chiao Tung University?
Tweet media one
@JacobAShell
Jacob Shell
1 day
Amazon bestseller in 2018, yet only owned by 11 libraries worldwide, according to WorldCat. Something in the books world is broken.
Tweet media one
0
1
15
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
RT @Crime_Penguin: @sailaunderscore “Enough silliness, return to the classics. James. Emily. John. Elizabeth. Cody Maverick.” https://t.co/….
0
1
0
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
Publicly pretending to name your kid something retarded and to see who is honest enough to tell you it sucks.
3
2
97
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
Noumena would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.
2
0
10
@sailaunderscore
saila
1 day
We need to start shaming people for naming their kids retarded made-up soyllennial names.
4
0
22
@sailaunderscore
saila
2 days
Some shades of gray would commonly be called black, some shades of gray would commonly be called white.
@MorlockP
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
2 days
5/. In the end, I think OP is just agreeing with me. "Yes, I AM no-true-scotsmanning - if a mugger can take your wallet off of you, it was never yours . and if you even have to pull your pistol to keep it, it was also never yours". 1st part is SEMI defensible. 2nd? not at all.
1
0
5