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@lindaschaos

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Prehistory, fossils, arts, astronomy, social policy, Lego, Star Wars, Another Place, trains, blue skies, smooth trails. Forever European.

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Linda Shuttleworth
2 years
If Sue Gray is too worried about implications to release her report, she can pass it to me and I'll release it happily #JohnsonOut91
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@theAliceRoberts Just wait till you're 74. Invisible is polite 😥
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1 year
@Baddiel There's something odd about this. If you found out that your (now adult) child had been abused like this, why would you turn to The Sun? And the perpetrator's employer?
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@DMinghella The poor staff were run ragged, I remember, through the recovery haze, cursing Virginia Bottomley (MoH) and all her Tory cronies. So, yes, what a joy it was in 1997 when Labour could begin to put things right. Are we doomed to relive these cycles? Let's hope not ... (3)
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@MichaelRosenYes It isn't just schools - travel to and from, school staff, deliveries, families inc. older and vulnerable adults are all affected, and the whole system needs to be planned, not just a bit of extra cleaning and bubbles in school premises.
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@KatenCheyenne @aubreyhirsch And why do girls' feet suddenly become narrow and pointy when they grow from 13s to adult 1s? Daughter was always embarrassed that her shoes were from the boys' section. Ta @clarksshoes
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2 years
Another day, same message #JohnsonOut98
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1 year
@NadiaShireen And have you found the thread about the 5 teachers and 50 12-year-olds, also marooned at Preston last night?
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2 years
@brucemcpherson @Peter_Dowd Considering they only have to be in London 150 days p.a., they seem to claim high expenses. Why do they rent flats when it would be cheaper to stay in a Travelodge? My red wall MP has a flat in London, rents it out and rents a second one for himself.
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@hankgreen It's like when people say the average lifespan in mediaeval times was 35. Many lived to a ripe old age, but the average is pulled way down by the horrendous death rate from birth to 5.
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@PippaCrerar I expect they were fatigued. So were NHS and social care staff, so were essential shop workers, so were postal workers, so were delivery drivers etc etc. Yet this lot felt they were special and rules were only for the rest of us ...
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@SadiqKhan @thefabians I'm not clear why this discussion is playing down the importance of Liverpool's excellent International Slavery Museum @SlaveryMuseum . Could it be that ubiquitous London centricity?
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2 years
This is the way #JohnsonOut84
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2 years
@SkyNews It might be quicker to tell us which of their bills MPs actually do pay from their own wages.
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2 years
@RevRichardColes I think they should both take pot luck with Avanti, like the rest of us would have to 😂
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8 months
@zaranosaur Iceland are also still giving 10% discount to older people on Tuesdays.
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2 years
This is the way #JohnsonOut63
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5 years
@helenraw @Literature_Lady Or both arms - as if they're about to lift you out of the way ...
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3 years
@Independent Knock - a - door - run. And I'll bet that's the first time anyone's tried to write it down 😂
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@LetToysBeToys Got this out for my grandchild - Matchbox Play Track 1977. Primary colours and boy and girl on every picture!
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3 years
@DMinghella Have you read this Times article? (And it's outside their pay wall!)
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2 years
This is the way #JohnsonOut104
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3 years
@MichaelRosenYes I was an exchange student to the US in the 1960s. My host family had a great grandma born in the 1860s, who had travelled as a baby across the US in a covered wagon. She lived to see men on the moon.
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2 years
Is this the day? #JohnsonOut87
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2 years
@JENDELLA Calling your family "your people". A real give away.
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2 years
@danielgoyal @BBCPanorama It happened in Camden ten years ago. And when it wasn't sufficiently profitable, they just pulled out
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3 years
A thought for Day 51. Why don't all the MPs who accepted cash from Russians pay it back? After all, acceptance likely makes them complicit in money laundering. What, don't tell me the greedy lot have already spent it on wallpaper and duck islands? #JohnsonOut51 #ToryRussianMoney
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Linda Shuttleworth
2 years
@campbellclaret Well, I've just read it and am relieved that (like most of us ordinary folk) they have put in writing the issue that Johnson should continually argue for waiting for the result of an investigation - if he was at a party, he knew he was and there had to be witnesses ...
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2 years
@Channel4News And this is me on my birthday, the day before Johnson's. Sadly, the prime minister is ill-suited for his job. I would prefer an honest, trust-worthy person.
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2 years
@MattChorley It doesn't have to be a party to be unlawful, it just has to be a non-essential gathering
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
@paulwaugh @IanDunt Hancock's cherry picking the data to fit the government's narrative. It suits them to deflect blame onto ordinary people. If Johnson had added India to the red travel list sooner, this surge would not have happened.
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
@Kit_Yates_Maths Now I'm wondering if all the people complaining of a terrible cold, not like any cold they've ever had before, are actually false negatives
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@warwickmansell I wouldn't send my child to any school that had a ruler rule. That's how strongly I feel about the importance to the brain of being able to read ahead in order to make sense of the text.
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
Another day closer #JohnsonOut62
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3 years
@chrischirp @guardian Thank you for this thread, great read and strong evidence. I agree, not least because I live in Bolton
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Linda Shuttleworth
4 years
@nadiast33789209 @MichaelRosenYes @pastirka @feelfascination @castervaria I teach social policy to undergrads. Every year I have to cover more basics - how parliament works, how taxation works, political parties, local government - every year it takes me longer to start on the actual module content. Worrying ...
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9 months
@farmerjoefred @ShaunBaileyUK @carolvorders I recognise him, he's the bloke in the 10 Downing St photo, partying whilst the rest of us stuck to the pandemic rules. He's a dead loss. Why on earth was he made a baron? Those corrupt Tories! Just ignore him, Carol x
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2 years
I'm counting the days #JohnsonOut88
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1 year
@AndyGJBurge @Conservatives Don't forget BBC micro:bit - given free to schools
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3 years
This is the way #JohnsonOut61
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2 years
@DMinghella Several patients died, relatives were upset, we were all too ill to help. Christmas night, staff were so busy they still hadn't done the evening drug round at midnight, neon lights full on, an older lady took her duvet into the day room and made a nest so she could sleep (2)
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@wmarybeard Granary at Ribchester
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2 years
@JohnJCrace And, like every Tory Children's Minister in the past 12 years, his only qualification for having that role is that he was probably once a child himself. No wonder Children's Services and Early Years is in such a mess. So many scandals, the actual work never gets done.
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@revpaulwhite Humans aren't good at reading emotions in faces. And humans write programs for AI. What could possibly go wrong?
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1 year
@carolvorders @FT They're so close to the malpractice that they don't see it. Just like Sunak is so rich he doesn't see its implications.
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3 years
@EveryDoctorUK Done. Bolton North East.
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Why do none of them think about practicalities? These rooms are vitually uncleanable, full of fabrics that'll get dirty, cork that'll chip, plants that'll die. The skill should be in making grand design fit for purpose #interiordesignmasters
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
We need to keep saying #JohnsonOut36
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Linda Shuttleworth
8 months
@theAliceRoberts Big advice - don't retire unless housework is your thing. I taught in HE till 70, then came the pandemic, online teaching, contract not renewed. Local clubs are great but no substitute for 🧠
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@JohnWest_JAWS @mrjamesob @LBC There are no fresh baked bread shops in the centre of my Northern left behind red wall town. Since M & S closed, there is nowhere in the centre to buy an apple, salad, vegetables. This is a new 21c problem. Who would believe it?
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
This is the way (and also this is defo the correct hashtag) #JohnsonOut31
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3 years
@SamCoatesSky And how is Matt Hancock now an expert in Bolton, where I live? Public Health says vaccine compliance is high here. Our infection rate is more than 10 times the national average. Think about that. Hancock should ask Johnson why he didn't put India on the red travel list earlier ..
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2 years
Another day closer #JohnsonOut65 #StopNHSBill 💙
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@LizWebsterLD And everyone said "Never again". And so, in the 40s, the welfare state was introduced, NHS, education to 16, benefits system, free at the point of delivery, paid for by Nat Ins contributions over a lifetime. What use is govt. if it doesn't look after its voters? #JohnsonOut72
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@mikeysmith I live in a Red Wall, left behind, levelled down, dilapidated Northern town. I can't wait for Johnson to come knocking on my door. Rehearsing already!
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Linda Shuttleworth
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@theJeremyVine What's it for? It definitely won't stop Covid-19 droplets in or out. Gaps everywhere! And there need to be, or you wouldn't be able to breathe
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@MiraDreams @chrischirp No, rates in here in Bolton were 434.4 yesterday, more than 20 times the national average. Govt ministers barely mention us. It feels like we're the epicentre of an experiment.
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2 years
@RhonddaBryant It doesn't have to be a party to be unlawful, it just has to be a non-essential gathering
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@PeterStefanovi2 And timed so there'll be no questions in the House, in the hope that by the time Parliament reconvenes there'll be another new catastrophe for democracy for them to tackle (or not) #JohnsonOut124
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@BBCNewsnight @Dr_Ellie Why choose someone with non-evidence based opinions at a time when it is important to follow govt policy? Plenty of evidence that masks and ventilation work, supported by mainstream medics and epidemiologists. Also, she writes for the Mail. #Newsnight
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@DMinghella Christmas 1994, I had a ruptured appendix. Only one ward of my local hospital was open for admissions, so everyone was an emergency of one kind or another. It was an old Nightingale ward, 50 odd beds, 3 nurses. Staff were run off their feet (1)
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#Panorama Why is everyone surprised? US companies bought up Camden surgeries and couldn't make a profit. Here's an article, 20th December 2012 #SaveTheNHS
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This can't be fair for people in towns like Bolton, yet my Red Wall MP, @Mark_Logan_MP , voted for the amendment. Maybe he didn't understand? #ScrapTheBill #scrapthenhsbill
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@mrjamesob Shocking, but not surprising. I've never understood why there isn't a block of flats to provide overnight accommodation for those MPs whose constituencies are outside London. Anyone who doesn't want to stay there should fund their own place.
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@LetToysBeToys ELC Big Builder circa 1980 - a battered box, but shows 3 girls and 2 boys with a versatile construction kit. What changed?
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@archer_rs I have everything online, but I'm deaf and can't use the bank's phonelines. When I go in to see them, they're almost always unhelpful. Once they told me I needed to make an appointment and there weren't any for 3 weeks. I just have to stand my ground.
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@jayrayner1 Honestly,the backbone has been torn out of the rest of the country. Heavy industry declined + the range of jobs needed (not just entry level) to sustain life as in London, no longer exists. We need govt depts, business + charity HQs to move across the country or we're doomed 😢
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2 years
@SoVeryBritish When my dad was absolutely despairing of politicians, he called them "barm pots".
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7 years
Hi @Morrisons - just wondering why you need these signs? Couldn't you leave customers to decide what they want to wear? @letclothesbe
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@AndyGJBurge @Conservatives No wonder they can't make ends meet on their MPs' salaries. How can these people ever understand what life is like for us ordinary folk?
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@DoodleFlapper Has Allegra really got a brother called Owen Owen?
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9 months
@MitchBenn Could that have been Charlotte Owen's job? And a damehood for her silence?
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5 years
@ImLeeKyle @robinince I couldn't agree more. I live in the North and I am sick to death of "gritty Northern dramas" 🎭
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@LBFlyawayhome ITA was an interesting but misguided experiment. In the early 80s, we fostered a teenage girl who had learnt ITA and then been unable to make the switch to traditional. My guess is, it has probably affected the rest of her life.
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@MENnewsdesk More green spaces and a car free centre. Cleaning up Piccadilly Gardens and making it safe and green should be top priority.
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@centrefortowns @bbcquestiontime @BBCNWT @DavidCrausby The usual Londoncentricity! I hope the audience is being given train tickets to Dulwich ...
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
Good morning. Is today the day? #JohnsonOut21
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@ballater6 Gosh, I'd forgotten that. Most people were paid weekly in cash and had to budget really carefully. Wool shops had big shelves full of bags of reserved wool. I also remember the local haberdasher's - you could pay weekly and she would "put it away" till it was paid for 😀
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@sproooce Thank you for the link - what a superb response, and you did it off the cuff! Well done! If you've managed to put your littlies to bed, you're probably watching the Parliament channel, like me. I wonder what fresh hell they're planning for us. Best wishes for a future in the EU x
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@PaulBrandITV It doesn't have to be a party to be unlawful, it just has to be a non-essential gathering
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@LBC @mrjamesob I totally agree. And that's also why they stopped giving any recommendations specific to over-65s weeks ago. So whatever we do, we've only ourselves to blame. The worst government in my lifetime ...
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@theAliceRoberts @IndependentSage As a grandparent, I'm not even on your list. Many gpts look after their grandchildren - so parents can work and pay their bills and also where parenting is split between homes. Has any thought been given to our increased vulnerability with everyone back to school and office?
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@IMcMillan It would be at this time on a Sunday afternoon when I was a child that I would be sent to the corner shop for a block of raspberry ripple ice cream for our treat - and my heart would leap!
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@LissaKEvans How time flies! Turns out I've been chuckling about those bottles of wine on doorsteps since 1992 😂🤣😂
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@LizWFab If they've all missed a few weeks of school, who are they behind? Who decides what behind is?
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@StephenMangan Not all of them ...
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2 years
@peashen @huds8118 No. She worked for Marie Claire and the Worldwide Wrestling Entertainment. Politics seems to be the only place where you can get a top job with no experience whatsoever. Our children's future is safe in their hands - not.
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@CommsGuyMatt Churching was a service to cleanse a woman after childbirth, so goodness knows what unchurching is!
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Linda Shuttleworth
3 years
@chrischirp Here's the plan. Don't test. Let chemist shops charge ten quid for a pack of LFTs. Cases will rocket but we'll all be in blissful ignorance. Until deaths rise as boosters wear off. BTW, I note that, in the Orkneys, one in 4 is currently +ive. So many issues to tackle 😒
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@Dominic2306 Retired on tiny pension in a left behind red wall northern town where pretty well all the shops have closed. House worth peanuts because no-one wants to move here. Does it surprise you that I can't afford to subscribe?
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@HargreavesJon @AvantiWestCoast Virgin used to let people with rail cards travel at peak times. It filled the trains. Avanti has crazily long peak periods - 5.00am to 9.30 am. Any train after 7.30 gets to London too late to be regarded as a commuter train. A bit of lateral thinking needed @AvantiWestCoast
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3 years
@JolyonMaugham I don't understand why we haven't all taken to the streets. Who's up for it?
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@warwickmansell I think these academies should pick their battles more thoughtfully. They appear to be hellbent on antagonising pupils and their families over every tiny thing.
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2 years
@jessphillips Why did he have a gun at all? Why was it not kept at a gun club? Was he a farmer? Our gun laws need tightening.
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Linda Shuttleworth
4 years
@guardiannews I thought these stories about the undeserving poor were quashed in the 19c. when Booth and Roundtree's research showed that economic systems, not indolence, were the cause of poverty. What have we come to? How are these Tories not ashamed?
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Linda Shuttleworth
2 years
Good morning, and it's #JohnsonOut108 time!
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5 years
@MichaelRosenYes You very kindly signed a book for my then 4 year old grandson at the BETT exhibition, and he was delighted to receive it. A few days later, (he'd obviously been thinking), he asked his mother, "But how does Michael Rosen know my name?".
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