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Jeremy Vine
3 days
The guy in front of me loses part of his bicycle ... so it's time to be a HAVE-A-GO HERO 🦸🏼‍♂️💪🏼
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Jeremy Vine
5 years
Q. How many 93-year-olds can silence a crowd of 50,000 people seventy years younger? A. Just the one.
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5 years
This ... is incredible. American televangelist Kenneth Copeland never foresaw that buying a private jet with money raised by his church would prompt difficult questions. Reporter does an AMAZING job. The man actually looks unhinged.
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5 years
Now that's an intro.
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4 years
Well this guy is the next Prime Minister
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3 years
For those wanting to see a concession speech, this one by John McCain — congratulating Obama in 2008 — is worth watching again. See how he faces down the boos from his own supporters. Very few greater moments of humility.
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3 years
Paris 1900. Just amazing.
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4 years
How utterly British this is
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4 years
Great lesson for interviewers, this — the question so open, and so lethal
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11 months
Simon Smith — on his way to pub in Reading — bus hits him, he picks himself up, walks into the pub and orders a drink. Respect.
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6 years
Blimey. Never seen Roy Hodgson like this before. #MOTD
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4 years
This is really strange. Donald Trump announces that he is "building a wall in Colorado, a really big one, that you can't get over, you can't get under." But Colorado has no border with Mexico. WATCH THE PRESENTER'S REACTION!
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2 years
It's so ironic that in the late seventies my parents saw punk rock as dangerous, whereas the real danger was Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris.
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6 years
Brilliant
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5 years
He didn't know his dad was back in the country.
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1 year
Not the moment, mate: Mbappé and Deschamps both completely blank President Macron
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2 years
As yet another story emerges of an alleged Downing Street party, let's remember the people who DID obey the rules. This footage shows Craig and Paul Wright being told they couldn't comfort their grieving mother Barbara at their father's funeral.
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6 years
Thank-you for the kind messages about my father, who died yesterday. I can't begin to describe how much I loved him. He gave all his children the confidence to follow whatever path we wanted in life, and whatever we did, he was there applauding us. Above all he gave us his time.
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4 years
Game-changing. @BeauBoutique
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4 years
Politest cab driver in the world right here. No words for the piece of human litter on the back seat.
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Jeremy Vine
10 months
On 8 July @AndyPlumb4 libelled me by alleging that I was the BBC presenter at the heart of a story in The Sun that day. He has now acknowledged that he was wrong, and has apologised. At my request, he has also agreed to pay £1,000 to @mndassoc rather than paying damages.
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5 years
Wait. Are these schoolchildren, out marching against climate change, actually chanting "Fuck Theresa May"?
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3 years
Not with me around, you don't
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5 years
Leaving train with teenage daughter, I say: “The guy next to you. Do you know who that was?” “No.” “One of the Prime Minister's top advisors. And the reason he was so busy on his phone was probably because of Brexit.” “Dad, I saw the screen. He was playing Candy Crush.”
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6 years
The second TWAT from Danny Dyer is everything @piersmorgan @susannareid100
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4 years
Boris Johnson has refused to follow the other six leaders who have taken part in the leader interviews @BBCRadio2 . His staff constantly told my producers — until this morning — that he was "very likely" to come on. Today we were told he couldn't, and no reason was given.
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4 years
If this country reopens and all the theatres have gone bust, then it's not a country any more.
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3 years
I can see that a number of people on here don't like — maybe even loathe — the British royal family. But surely this is the very last day you should be saying it. Save your anger for another time.
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2 years
First of many.
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5 years
If Buddy Holly were alive today, he'd be 82. Instead he died in 1959 — sixty years ago today — "the day the music died." The Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens and the pilot also died. They were heading for Fargo. Holly hired the plane after heating problems developed on his tour bus.
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4 years
Wow. 👀
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6 years
On the upside, Gareth Southgate is now free to be Prime Minister #ENGCRO
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4 years
Just found this. God, the power of it. #CarolineFlackRIP
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4 years
Why Sir Nicholas Winton is trending.
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6 years
If I was a pilot, I'd want to do this on my FIRST DAY
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4 years
Oh-oh-oh Jon Snow
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4 years
My brilliant neighbour Joey is a mental health nurse. Last night her bike was stolen. It turned up on Gumtree - but when she gave police the name and address of the thief, they said they couldn't help because her investigative work would make it entrapment. This is NUTS.
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4 years
My colleague Sir John Curtice has a brain the size of Cornwall. But he also has the ability to make things really, really simple (this is unusual). So take a look at what he thinks this election is all about, because this clip makes it all clear:
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3 years
Driver has blocked farm gate with his car. Motorist has smartphone. Farmer has forklift. Who's gonna win this one?
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4 years
PLEASE CAN WE ALL JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
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1 year
Is this really the French way of dealing with people who glue themselves to the road?
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4 years
And they are trialling some socially-distant restaurant service in Amsterdam
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10 months
Just to say I'm very much looking forward to hosting my radio show on Monday — whoever the “BBC Presenter” in the news is, I have the same message for you as Rylan did earlier: it certainly ain't me.
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9 months
I never met anyone who didn’t love George Alagiah. He was compassionate, totally switched on, and really funny. He was one of the best TV reporters there’s ever been, but he had no ego. I was lucky enough to work with him in the Johannesburg bureau 25 years ago and I saw the…
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3 years
Still the best
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3 years
Oh this is brilliant
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4 years
My favourite video of the month or maybe year. Let's laugh our way out of this! (via @jobbieheid )
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7 years
When you get caught running through fields of wheat
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3 years
Dear Germany, Thank-you for a great game of football last night. But I am very sorry we booed your national anthem. That should not have happened; it was embarrassing for our country. Love from England
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4 years
Who is this couple? I love them!!!
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4 years
I swear, lockdown is discovering the geniuses among us
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2 years
She's ultra-shortsighted, and she's about to see mum and dad for the first time with these glasses. ❤️❤️❤️
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6 years
Maybe she didn't forget all that stuff after all, Mr President...
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5 years
Killing Eve Fleabag The Making of Margaret Thatcher Years and Years Bodyguard Line of Duty McMafia Keeping Faith Dynasties Our Girl Mrs Wilson FFS
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@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine @StormHuntley The BBC need to put some decent programs on, when was the last time the put a good movie on instead of east bellenders and holby city, I dont watch bbc anymore because it's crap.
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4 years
Help me understand this. £££s will be delivered to people on PAYE. Okay, but what about plumbers, plasterers, handymen, painters & decorators, electricians? The stress levels in that sector are monumental. Forgive me if I missed the detail on that. #selfemployed
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Oh, New Zealand, please let us borrow this advert in the UK. We need it so badly @newzealand @newzealandnews @HelenClarkNZ @ThreeNewZealand
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This clip now has 1.6m views, and 75% of people responding are defending the car driver. The child is FIVE. The driver MUST go dead slow, or stop. Any petrosexual who can't see this needs to cut up their driving licence and send the pieces back to the DVLA.
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How can we expect parents to let their kids ride to school if this is how their neighbours drive towards them? He's five by the way and this is 100m from his home. @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling @TheWarOnCars @London_Cycling @KingstonCycling @markandcharlie @cyclegaz
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7 years
Best. Ad. In. Shop. Window. Ever.
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5 years
Best moment of 2018? Took my daughter, 11, to see Bohemian Rhapsody. When we get home she locks herself away with the piano and then two hours later asks me to come and listen
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5 years
Best arrest ever
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I'm trying to resist naming the bully in this film — his name is all over Twitter anyway. More important, is it possible to do anything for the victim? A Syrian refugee who already had a broken wrist, apparently from a similar attack. Heartbreaking.
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Baby elephant about to drown. Mum & dad shove it to shallow end. Love this SO much (via @KattyKayBBC , @BBCJonSopel )
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200 years divided by 20 defendants = 10 years each. 10-year sentence = 5 years in jail. The man who faked his death in a canoe accident got six years.
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James Mitchinson
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PICTURED: Huddersfield grooming gang jailed for more than 200 years.
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3 years
I have no idea where this came from
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5 years
Is throwing it back in justified? RT for YES Like for NO
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4 years
I'm not impressed with people who respond to the @stormzy attack on Jacob Rees-Mogg by saying loudly "Well I've never heard of Stormzy." Ignorance is not something to be proud of. Find out about him.
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4 years
Serious question. Why do people wear masks when they are driving alone in cars?
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1 year
If you want to know why cyclists MUST ride 6ft out from parked cars, this is the reason (watch to the end).
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3 years
Amazing moment this — cancelling a live feed of the man who is still the sitting President
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3 years
Amazing how much information you can get in a pub sign
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1 year
When I see this exchange ON CHRISTMAS DAY I just think we've had it as a species
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5 years
Waiting for the @Jacob_Rees_Mogg RT on this...
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2 years
Helen Skelton's ex just got knocked out of Strictly @HelenSkelton @gorkamarquez1 @bbcstrictly
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10 months
I’m starting to think the BBC Presenter involved in the scandal should now come forward publicly. These new allegations will result in yet more vitriol being thrown at perfectly innocent colleagues of his. And the BBC, which I’m sure he loves, is on its knees with this. But it…
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4 years
I apologise for the phrase I used earlier on the radio. While interviewing Scotland's oldest bagpiper, Billy McVie, 93, I told him: “I have got plenty of puff if you run out.” I now understand that means “I’ve got a shedload of ganja if you’ve smoked all yours.”
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3 years
Sent to me by a doctor friend:
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6 years
When the hunt is over and you've killed the duck, but the duck is cleverer than you think  (via @cory_1077 )
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6 years
My dad. ❤️
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2 years
Brother and sister, both left us far too young, at 60 and 66. #janicelong #keithchegwin
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5 years
This graphic is insane. I keep staring at it and thinking there must be something wrong. The gap between people in the poorest parts of Britain, and the richest. (via @INorBY2020 )
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8 months
This morning. About an hour ago. Illegal right turn, then watch. Unbelievable.
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6 years
The preacher is doing 50 in a 30 zone and it's brilliant #RoyalWedding2018
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4 years
I'm very sad to hear that one of the Eggheads has died. Dave “Tremendous Knowledge” Rainford, famous for being banned from pub quiz machines in Manchester, was the best company after a recording: always fun and sociable. I never saw him angry or ungenerous, not once. RIP
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1 year
What an absolute disgrace to put this up. It would have been more literate if the tree had written it. Even the date is wrong.
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2 years
If I was one of the two Leeds students fined £10,000 for organising a snowball fight while the #CovidRestrictions were on, I might be feeling a little aggrieved this lunchtime
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4 years
NO YOU CANNOT TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING ON IN AUGUST
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4 years
100,000 people have flown into the UK since lockdown started on March 23, yet we are only now quarantining people who arrive. Why now, why not on March 23?
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Extraordinary takedown of a co-presenter by @toryboypierce after she said #RussellBrand was her “hero.” I have never seen anything like this before.
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10 months
Every. Second. Of this. I have never seen a cyclist-driver confrontation like this before. And towards the end it seems to jump the shark completely. Thank-you @MikeyCycling for sharing ... more details here
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2 years
What a poignant moment. Both the same age, talking about trees, laughing about a sundial. Thanks to @itvnews and @jayobtv .
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4 years
Probably the least pompous TV appearance by a Chancellor of the Exchequer in history. #BigNightIn
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3 years
Ian Buckles? IAN BLOODY BUCKLES??!!?!?
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How can this tree stump be causing so much damage when it is on the pavement?
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'Everyone is getting sick of it' - Tree stump in North Tyneside is causing 'thousands' in car damages
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2 years
RIP Valentina
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Combat doctor 🇺🇦 Valentina Pushich Sadly killed in action 💔 RIP 🙏 "Царство небесне і вічний спокій. Щирі співчуття рідним"
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I'm not down on Meghan and Harry, who in many ways I think have done a brave thing by trying to make their own way in the world. But I can't understand why any couple with a young child would want to live in this monstrosity, especially while campaigning for a cleaner planet
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10 months
Among many people tweeting lies about me, @NickyAACampbell , @GaryLineker and @Rylan yesterday was someone called @AndyPlumb4
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5 years
This is how the human race ends, everybody. We cover hedges with nets. We get permission to build flats because there are no birds. Then we live in the flats and feel pleased that no birdsong wakes us in the morning. Then we die. Sometimes I hate us.
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7 years
Gorgeous moment filmed by @bbcmtd as Anu, 7, shows friends her new sports blade at school in Birmingham
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1 year
Saying goodbye to one of the best people I've ever worked with — a pure genius of British radio. Such a fun session in the pub round the corner from @BBCRadio2 where we've spoken daily for 20 years. @RealKenBruce reunited with his travel buddy @RealLynnBowles 📻
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3 years
Just to say, if it was Scotland in the final and not England, I would be getting 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flags in, asking about a kilt, singing YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE and generally going crazy for the team. I would absolutely have loved it — so this frontpage is genuinely a sad thing to see.
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