As today marks the exact midpoint between New Year’s Day 2025 and Christmas Day, what better moment to officially unveil my new book: A Very British Christmas - your essential guide to navigating the festive season in true British style. Available to pre-order here

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We are officially in the “ber” months. It is my belief that tea and biscuits taste the best in these months.

RT @SoVeryBritish: It’s free UK delivery all weekend in the VBP shop 🎁🇬🇧 Including on all new translation tops. ht….

I’m celebrating the last day of summer by wearing a cardigan and staying indoors.

Today as I was sitting in my car at a crossing, watching a pedestrian stop in the middle of said crossing to check something in their shopping bag, I was thinking about all the ways British people have to say “hurry up!” . Let me know if I’ve missed any…. In your own time.

My wife just put a tin of posh shortbread in the kitchen cupboard with the instruction, “don’t touch them, they’re for Christmas.”. It begins. It officially begins.

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It’s free UK delivery all weekend in the VBP shop 🎁🇬🇧 Including on all new translation tops.

I call this poem “Perfect Friday Night”. No plans.Telly .Biscuits.Sofa.

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Being in a constant state of saying “sorry, I thought it would be better than this”.

Always curious and full of energy, Beagles turn every walk into an adventure 🐾🎉.

Me, with a quiet and emotionless voice, upon hearing something boring and predictable: . “Wow, that’s wild”.

When do you see it as Autumn?.

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the next bank holiday is Christmas Day.

It’s summer bank holiday and it’s actually sunny. Doesn’t feel right at all.

You know you’re British when you even find yourself saying, “Excuse me, sorry, do you mind if I just squeeze by?” to cows.

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There’s nothing like getting a thank you wave from a bus driver because you’ve quickly calculated how much room they need to turn a corner and stopped a helpful distance away. That’s one of the best thank you waves you can get on the road. It’s up there with:. - Horse rider.

How social media works. —-. You: . “I’m going to eat a biscuit 🙂”. —-. The replies:. “But I don’t like biscuits! 😡”. “You shouldn’t eat that type of biscuit, you should eat this type of biscuit instead”. “Biscuits are bad for you”. “Allow me to educate you about biscuits. You.

The most passive-aggressive phrases ever:. 1 Polite notice .2 Gentle/friendly reminder .3 As per my last email / as previously discussed .4 Thanks in advance .5 For the avoidance of doubt .6 With all due respect .7 I may have missed it, but….8 Maybe I didn’t explain it clearly.