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I just want to announce that I am not quitting YouTube.
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Everything in this image that doesn't have spikes coming off of it is a galaxy.
Every. Single. Dot.
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They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkinโs lymphoma because he knows Iโm a lil baby.
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I get a lot of graduation announcements this time each year (which is a specific and important joy in my life) so I was initially quite confused when I opened up this one.
Thanks, Joe.
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Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top.
Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!
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Annual reminder that James Franco admitted to trying to have sex with a 17 year old fan when he was 35 but then we all just forgot about it because he seems cool.
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This is the coolest I have ever looked in my lifeโฆ
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If you're wondering what happened with Elon Musk: He signed a piece of paper saying he would buy Twitter, and then he didn't want to anymore, but Twitter was like "no take backsies" and then Elon said "but you lied about how there are tons and tons of fake users, I had no idea!"
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A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.
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Just saw my oncologist and he referred to my relationship with cancer treatment as โdone.โ ๐ฅน
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On this day in 2022...Alf.
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It's not X, it's not the platform formerly known as Twitter...it's Twitter. It's just Twitter.
If some rich guy bought my whole town and renamed it, I wouldn't start calling it "The town formerly known as Missoula."
It would still be Missoula, just like this is still Twitter.
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"This is not the time for politics," the politician said politically.
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Two devastating questions from the five year old today: โAre cats made of meat?โ and โWhy do things exist?โ
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Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they donโt accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much.
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My fingers are so tired from the alt text Iโm going to take a nap.
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This is a bummer as name-changing is a pretty fun part of Twitter culture...
Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark
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My son asked me tonight before bed if โback roomsโ were real and, if you are not currently a parent of a child who watches youtube you have no idea the mistake I made in saying yes.
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I asked an AI to describe a cat and then I put the AI's description of a cat into an AI image generator.
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@elonmusk
You tweeted a conspiracy theory from a website less credible than the National Enquirer like four days ago. We all need to look inward as well as outward.
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Five year old entirely unprompted after laying quietly in bed: โDaddy, why does my mind show me the things I donโt like? My mind likes them but I donโt.โ
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Had my first post-treatment follow-up with my oncologist today and, as of right now, I am officially in complete remission.
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โHas Barbie ever gotten chemo?โ I innocently type into Google 15 seconds before weeping.
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Ten years (and 1.6 billion views) ago, when my brother and I decided that we could make videos that could substantially help people in their high school and college educations and then give them away for free, no one was there to tell us we were wrong.
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It is very weird that anything exists.
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Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?
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Imagine being this incapable of shutting tf up.
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Celebrating Dream Day in Sapnap gear ๐ฌ
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SEND ME PELICANS IM GETTING CHEMO
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I just think it's really cool that trans people exist. Humans are so neat.
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Here me outโฆGoogle Plus.
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From this moment on you will always be able to tell the difference between a Hubble image and a JWST image:
Hubble stars have four spikes in a cross. JWST stars have six in a snowflake. Thank you for your time.
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Folks who love NFTs need to recognize that there are reasons not to love them, and not just the environmental impact. I see that you are really excited about this, but it seems kinda like no one makes money unless more people are always buying in.
We have a name for that.
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Fighting the urge to do an explainer about what happens to a body during the implosion of a submarine. Itโs not good news, but itโs also not bad news as it would happen so fast it is impossible that you would notice it happening.
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I've been super confused about the actual location of this image. So come with me on this journey as I convey my confusion and how I got it resolved!
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Absolutely obsessed with Google Maps telling me I could just drive around in a neighborhood for 18 minutes if I wanted to (No tolls)
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*whispers* ...I'm not a "wife guy", am I?
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Someone suggested that I ask MidJourney to show me a cat but to keep adding โAโs until it wasnโt a cat anymore. Here is โcat.โ
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THIS IS SO DOPE
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If you're wondering, when cancer cells are killed by chemo, they break apart and then the actual atoms and molecules get filtered out by the kidneys.
So, cancer survivors, you peed your cancer into the fucking toilet and flushed it into the sewer. WHICH IS WHAT IT DESERVED.
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It is a pretty cool coincidence that the human brain contains around the same number of neurons as there are stars in the Milky Way.
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FYI Charlotte the stingray is not pregnant with shark rays (unfortunately impossible) but she is also not pregnant with clones of herself (also impossible) it's much weirder than that.
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I really strongly believe that we should be judged not by how we acted when we were ignorant, but how we responded when we were informed. By that measure, Jenna Marbles is head and shoulders beyond a great many YouTubers.
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A comedian ruining his relationship with a large portion of his fanbase because he wanted to be like all of the other boring-ass Netflix Special "You Cant Tell Jokes Anymore" crowd is actually just depressing.
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Do you know why the disease (cancer) and the star sign (cancer) share a name?
Neither does anyone else!
Hippocrates named cancer after crabs but he never said why, setting humanity up for thousands of years of debate about what the fuck he was thinking.
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Be skeptical of any research that shows the health risks / benefits of a behavior that can also be correlated to wealth.
Is quinoa good for you? Or do rich people get better healthcare?
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T Swift: โBaby now we got Bad Bloodโฆโ
Me, with blood cancer: ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป
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I hold the apparently outrageous position that the people making decision about the healthcare of a child should include:
* The kid
* Their parents / guardians
* Their doctor
And should not include:
* Me
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Absolutely wild that this is presented as something the drug companies are doing and not a law that the Biden admin passed.
Starting today, all three major insulin manufacturers are offering $35/mo caps on out-of-pocket costs.
Also today, theyโre cutting list prices by 70% or more - a move thatโs expected to *save* them hundreds of millions of dollars a year.
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What always starts with a โWโ and ends with a โTโ
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I donโt think Disney cast members can ask for selfies so I always just ask if I can take a selfie with them and post it to my Twitter so they can have it. I hope this finds them!!
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TikTok definitely remains better than Shorts at not randomly showing me transphobic / misogynistic content just because I like science stuff and video game clips.
Itโs like โweโve noticed you like physics, might I interest you in some menโs rights?โ
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IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT TAMPONS AND TOILET PAPER AREN'T EXEMPT FROM SALES TAX BUT THAT RICH PEOPLE CAN BUY THEIR FANCY-ASS CARS IN MONTANA AND DRIVE THEM BACK TO SEATTLE.
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Y'all don't need me for this one.
They are finally questioning the simulation
We are very close to breaking the Matrix
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People are like "Show me your Spotify wrapped" like I don't share my account with a six year old.
He listened to Skibidi by Little Big over 500 times, there's no way I could break through.
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Ok, might delete butโฆweโre used to thinking about explosions, not implosions. The thing is, they are the same thing, rapid changes in pressure.
An explosion is when a solid or liquid becomes a gas very fast. The gas takes up way more space, and so slams into anything nearby. ๐งต
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FORGIVING STUDENT LOANS IS GOOD, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST $5000 TO $10,000, SINCE THAT COVERS 100% OF THE DEBT OF MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT END UP GETTING DEGREES WHO ARE THE ONES THE SYSTEM MOST FAILED.
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I may have just seen a TIKTOK that contains a LEGITIMATE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY and I just EMAILED A SCIENTIST TO CHECK.
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I cannot see my six year old son but I can hear him in the other room and he just muttered โya boyโs about to get so many speeding ticketsโ to himself.
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As you may have heard The James Webb Space Telescope will be releasing "data from its first five targets" on Tuesday. I'm no astronomer but here's what I've gathered about what that means, and what we'll see.
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Too much. I need a bagel.
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I'm not sure how many times I need to repeat this statistic for it to sink in but, around 40% of Americans who take out student loans do not end up with a degree.
There is no more damning stat in all of higher ed.
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This is so fucking frustrating. Please have so so so much fun at VidCon without me.
We love you,
@hankgreen
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Due to his recent diagnosis, Hank will no longer be able to attend VidCon Anaheim 2023 next month. To our Co-Founder, go-to science guy, and only person on the internet who seems to understand where all the candle wax goes: we're sending all the loveโฆ
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I've been trying to figure out why my kind of cancer is so treatable, and it certainly is partially because of lots of very hard work by lots of people over many decades.
But also, it just seems like my particular cancer cells...suck? Like, they'll thrive if everything is goingโฆ
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I just found this screenshot in my google photos and...
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Had a meeting with my oncologist Friday and my PET scan looked very encouraging. All of the signs of disease are in โtwo adjacent nodal clustersโ with no involvement of organs outside the lymph nodes. Marrow looks clean (though itโs always very hard to know for sure, there wasโฆ
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Please...I am being earnest...if anyone knows what cookie this is, I desperately want to find it.
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To the teenager at the fair today who came up to me and asked said, โCan i get a photo? My mom loves you!โ Thank you for letting me know where Iโm at now.
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HICCUPS?!? HICCUPS ARE A CHEMO SIDE EFFECT?! THIS IS ALL SO WEIRD.
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The moral of the story seems to be, never promise to buy Twitter.
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Dr: Almost no one knows for sure why they got cancer.
Me: I do.
Dr: ๐ซค
Me: The same principle that guides all life! If something can make more of itself there will be more of it. Itโs evolution by natural selection, but for individual cells rather than the organism.
Dr:
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Today is officially the day that Joe Biden signs the Inflation Reduction Act and I would like to make the case that it is a bigger deal than anything else that happened today, or this month, and possibly this year.
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My heart goes out to the woman who said that she really loved my book โThe Fault in Out Starsโ on a business Zoom call this morning.
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Nothing prepares you for your Apple Watchโs reaction to chemo.
Like, yes, I know, Iโm not doing good.
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People say that chemo โpoisons the whole body to poison the cancerโ but this kinda misunderstands the situation. Cancer cells are differentโฆthey grow and use resources differently. Chemo drugs use those differences to poison cancer cells /dramatically more/ than healthy cells.
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I just convinced my son that 7up is only for kids 7 and up ๐ฌ
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Today my son said, "What's ten times ten times two?...two hundred?" and I literally ran away from him like he had cast an evil incantation.
THEY JUST KEEP LEARNING THINGS.
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One thing I didn't understand about cancer before I got it is that, if the doctor wants to give you treatments that are old and very much not the cutting edge, that's SUPER GOOD NEWS.
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CNN gets the prize for the first outlet to not mention John Green in the tweet or headline.
Also, Iโm legit confused on whether itโs Hodgkinโs or Hodgkin.
YouTuber, science educator, and writer Hank Green announced that he has been diagnosed with Hodgkin lymphoma, a form of blood cancer that affects the lymph system
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Uhhhhโฆthis is certainly a true Community Note, but it might be a problem for the business model of Twitter.
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This remains my favorite part of my hospital.
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You may have heard some rumors recently, so I wanted to address themโฆ
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Please tell your friends when you're proud of them.
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If you tried to figure out my address so you could order me a bunch of pizzas:
1. That was not my house
2. It was my /old/ house and the person living there is very confused.
3. Thatโs weird! Donโt do that!
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Can someone explain to me why AI generated images are so much like dreamsโฆwithout scaring the shit out of me?
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Somehow Oreo got my address and sent me some of these in the mail and NO WHERE ON THE CONTAINER did it say that they had POP ROCKS IN THEM and I was like WHAT THE GODDAMNFUCK IS WRONG WITH MY MOUTH.
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I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.
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I just got a text from a friend who works on energy policy in Montana saying the Inflation Reduction Act basically took their goals from impossible to achievable in one day.
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My unpopular opinion: If we make talking to strangers (as adults) culturally taboo, the only strangers who will talk to people are assholes and that will make us think that everyone is an asshole and that is bad, so I think striking up conversations with strangers is very good.
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My audience on TikTok is too young for me to brag to them about how I just put Baileyโs on Cheerios, so youโre getting this information instead.
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I once confided in a therapist that I was worried that having better systems for dealing with my insecurities would make me a less effective person and she said something I really really really didnโt expect: โThat is very common.โ
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Bad parts about hair loss from cancer treatment:
1. You lose your hair.
2. There is hair everywhere.
3. It physically hurts???
I had no idea my hair follicles could feel this wayโฆ
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But then they subpoenaed all his texts and they say, "In fact, I am perfectly aware that Twitter has a huge number of fake users." So that meant Elon had two choices:
1. Pay like $10B to Twitter and /not/ own it.
2. Re-sign up for the original deal and buy Twitter.
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