Helen Raw
@helenraw
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the cat & dog lady • peri-menopausal • sweats a lot • swears a lot • Poundland Poirot • probably a witch, a rabid Scottish one 🧙♀️• mostly can't be arsed 🙄
Somewhere with a fan
Joined February 2009
He's not wrong. If I was Prime Minister I would ban the big light.
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Reckon another celebrity will be discovering Jesus soon. So many utter fuckers out there - I did my best to try & 'out' them utilising journalists but there are many deep pockets hiding this shit. Aye - they've been on 'the list' for years - IYKYK Many still to come. Karma.
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I stand with you x
I’d like to wish all my Jewish friends here & abroad a Happy Chanukah & please know that so many stand with you at this appallingly heartbreaking, tragic & difficult time. You are NOT alone. Just wanted you to know…
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What a good egg he is 🥰🥰🥰
To celebrate my Mortality Tour, my Netflix Special, my Golden Globes nomination & The Spirit of Christmas, I am donating £2.43 Million to Animals. These are the lovely charities I’ve chosen. Merry Xmas Critters ❤️
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Spent the last hour researching best prices for a replacement rack for my tabletop dishwasher. Couldn't be more rock n roll if I tried.
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Yet another famous rapist is on the socials, giving it the big 'found Jesus' chat to appear to be a better rapist now than he was before. Reckon Jesus would be right pissed off at you using him to absolve yer rapey pish.
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#amberczech Appalling. I’m sure ‘lessons will be learned’ and ‘we must protect women better’ will be the slogans of the week. Again. Men are the problem. #NotAllMen but always a man 🤬💔🤬
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Fuck off @RupertLowe10 My lovely pal has said it better than me. But still, fuck off. https://t.co/hdu1PfgL8E
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Baby Raw, vet nurse. John Wayne Gacy, serial killer. Separated at birth? 😂🙈
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They're back!!! Comment with: Scary Face or Pumpkin Oz Most votes wins... VOTING CLOSES AT 5PM ON 31ST OCTOBER
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WWF joins the world in mourning the loss of Dr. Jane Goodall, a voice of hope, compassion, and courage for our planet. She reminded us that when we come together, we can shape a better future for people, wildlife, and the natural world we share. Let’s celebrate her life and
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Having a totally normal Saturday night. Decided to test my chair mounted pop up green screen for Zoom meetings but opened the dog garden tent by mistake cos I live in the dark and blue looks like green and now I hate everything🙈🤬 #TheseFuckersWillNotFold
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It's all still a bit shite so here is Barley waiting patiently* for me to fling a stick for her 😂🥰 *not really #TheCatAndDogLady
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Today has been even more horrible on here so here's another pic of my current house guest - very pleased with herself cos she was raiding the toy box 🤣🥰
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I'm making mince for tea. I had no marmalade so have put horserashish sauce in it instead... It's years since I've eaten mince without marmalade in it. Am a bit scared.
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Was so excited when her emails popped into my inbox yesterday. I love that I've had to learn a completely new IT language - nothing is called what it should be but I don't care - if calling it the 'diddly' button or the 'sausage in a glass' makes it stick in her brain, so be it😛
I'm beyond excited - the lady we moved over to GMAIL has sent her first email to me, all by herself. She is still very confused by it all but is finding it much more user friendly than Apple Mail. She's even talking about getting 'that hi-fi with the diddly box' in the house🥰
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It’s all a bit horrible out there so here is a pic of my current house guest with her new stick 🥰
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