In the mid-90s I set fire to myself. My sister and her husband arrived for dinner from the Isle of Wight. I turned up the gas on the stove and threw the pasta into the boiling water. 1/18

Love Graeme the TV dog whisperer. I know they show you how he does it, but I still don't know how he does it. #DogsBehavingBadly

As the @covidinquiryuk Test, Trace, and Isolate Module comes to a close today, here is a look at some of the shocking evidence we have heard so far. A Thread 🧵 1/12

Talk of an 'island of strangers' serves only to promote an island of xenophobes.

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Feels like Keir and co think the political capital is in alluding to cautious, grown up, backroom diplomacy and not big, bold leadership in a time of (trade and other) war. I fear the reverse is true, and an opportunity to shine, and rally the country, is being squandered.

1/7. In case you haven’t been following, here is a short summary of the misnamed Russian-American "peace process" regarding Ukraine.

thanks. will break my relucantance to use X to post this Venn Diagram since Musk features heavily. 1/2

Wow @vicderbyshire is on fire these days. (So is the world as we know it, sadly.)

Only a couple days left to book for the first of my workshop series for mutual aid! A small-scale, long-form workshop with me is a pretty rare sight so grab while you can! This is your chance to pitch your ideas to me and get feedback... https://t.co/yVTPxGZfH5

@elonmusk The Crown Prosecution Service does indeed have to give approval for police to charge suspects in serious crimes. But where is the evidence that when Keir Starmer was Director of Public Prosecutions the CPS wrongly refused such consents in rape and child grooming cases? There is

Had a 9am zoom this morning and my eyes were wet from the @MishalHusain farewell on #bbcR4Today.

Trump’s first three Cabinet meetings feature more press questions and answers than all of Biden’s

Ironically enough, it was only yesterday morning that someone who knows someone close enough to know was telling me how impressive and hard working a Transport Secretary Louise Haigh was proving to be.

THE DOG The male dog is in the enviable position of never having to worry about sexual failure or impotency. His penis is composed of tissue, as is normal among all mammals including man, but also found in the dog penis is a bone which aids in the stiffening of an erection. What

To make her bold Budget a success, I hope @RachelReevesMP will look at institutional rewiring and in particular the roles of the BoE and OBR - so that they are properly geared for growth. https://t.co/7t1ln4GFnA

Comedy drama looks easy. It isn't. I salute Ludwig, @RealDMitchell and writer Mark Brotherhood (and the army every production needs) for pulling it off so gloriously - here's to a second season.

Thank you @UofGlasgow for bestowing upon my mum the honorary degree of doctor of the University of Glasgow. This has brought her so much joy in the final beats of her life. Janey is so honoured, and I am so immensely proud of her. Congratulations Doctor Godley. Ashley Storrie

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But can you lead America if you don't love Puerto Ricans?

My brother Anthony (RIP) once met Joni Mitchell and goofily told her he had four copies of Hejira. She just said, "Why?" He didn't know what to say. I'm sorting through his old records and look - happy/sad sigh - here they are.

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How to win at analysing and reporting on the Budget. Excellent stuff.