9 Galaxies Guilted to an Ultrasonic Rocket Society
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@RealEmirHan
Can you imagine an artist of David Lynch’s stature having some vulture of a producer hanging over his shoulder criticizing him in the moment on how to make a film… If that’s not everything that’s wrong with moviemaking today, I don’t know what is.
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@TheFP
@NPR
@uberliner
This is insane…someone who is actually involved with the network at a high level, in a role with real responsibility and influence, tries to take a public stand and show some long overdue accountability for the institution he represents, and he gets suspended…this will hurt.
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@ask_aubry
I’ve never understood men wanting to fuck women who don’t want to be fucked… It makes no sense to me. The only sex that is good sex is when a woman wants it…That just seems self evident to me. I know sometimes women don’t like to be asked, but this clearly is not the time.
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@InternetH0F
So if I understand this correctly, the happiness of their marriage is due to his being shorter than average?
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@CinemaTweets1
A big part of it is that it is based on the greatest work of short fiction ever written…I’ve seen the movie and read the story 20 times each…there is something about the narrative that is absolutely timeless and eternal…I’m just glad George Lucas didn’t end up making it.
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@ask_aubry
It’s fascinating to imagine the rest of this man’s worldview… I’m sure women losing their virginities in the womb and the likelihood of a flat earth and a faked moon landing are only the tip of the iceberg. On the other hand, I do prefer my virgins debt-free whenever possible.
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@YoungLionBlog
@DragonflyJonez
I totally caught that too…that’s a dead giveaway that he’s got a confederate flag and a sheet with eyeholes cut out of it in a closet somewhere in his house. I’m a white guy from Connecticut and we can’t even say the word “boy” like that…I say it more like Willy Wonka…to…
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@timecaptales
@PicturesFoIder
I remember a bunch of guys having a moth eating contest during a night of heavy drinking down in Athens, GA… all of them threw up because many moths have a toxic substance coating their bodies that makes predators want to spit them out… seems like they got off easy.
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@timecaptales
@Morbidful
Ketoacidosis can certainly kill someone, especially if they are getting shitty care in hospitals the developing world… it requires constant monitoring and more than fluids. I’ve been to hospitals in India and Thailand and you really don’t want to get sick in these places.
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@ask_aubry
It should go without saying that any man who uses the phrase “ high-value man” to describe himself is nothing of the kind. That’s the kind of phrase a guy begins using by saying into the mirror a la Taxi Driver
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@catturd2
I’ve been watching professional athletics for more than 40 years and I’ve never seen anything like that…ever.
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@ask_aubry
It’s amazing how many of these dating profiles are men ranting about how much they hate women…at least they are saving potential dates the work of learning about it the hard way.
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@TheUnvirgin
His little brother was only five years old and already he needed to be born again? The older I get, the more organized religion in any form seems like a parody of itself… But, sadly for these children, it’s not.
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@fopminui
@Morbidful
Not many women can pull off that look but those that can are truly stunning.
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@ask_aubry
I’ve learned how to deal with sickness and germs by pretending that they don’t exist… Seems like a strategy that is likely to pay off.
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@ask_aubry
You don’t even need to finish the first sentence to know why this guy isn’t getting laid.
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@historyinmemes
It has got to be so hard-and so lonely-to be schizophrenic…to know you’re schizophrenic, to have all of these ideas communicated to you and you alone, as if you were elected and they were magical, incontrovertible Divine truths…yet also to know that it’s all confabulation.
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@sentientist
Sure but do they have to lie about it and manipulate and string along those their elevated status gives them access to?
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@ScottishToto
You’ll never hear a bad story about Coco because there aren’t any…one of the truly rare, universally beloved figures from pop culture.
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@aktshually
@powcampsurvivor
Wife’s vagina loaned out like a library book in exchange for community services…for argument’s sack (no pun intended). She can “wield her (pussy) for good”, presumably instead of evil. And I thought my town was hip for having a tool library.
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@sahilkapur
It’s funny and tragic at the same time, every so often they trot out yet another sweeping “plan”, which is always the same plan, to reduce or eradicate outright virtually every aspect of our inadequate and primitive social contract, unquestionably the most parsimonious and…
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@fakedansavage
“Of all the institutions which have an appalling, undeniable systemic record of molesting children, ours is the least appalling, although unfortunately it is no longer deniable”
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@RailroadUnderg1
The prison industrial complex is a boom industry that depends on the well oiled interrelationship between law enforcement, the courts, and the private for profit prison system. Remember that many pension funds and 401(k)s invest heavily in this industry… That means you.
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@francisxwolf
They need to form support groups to cook frozen food…my heroin habit seems suddenly much more manageable.
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@wooknponub
Jake Paul is completely forgettable but how does Iron Mike still stick and move like this? He’s approaching 60.
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@CaitlinPacific
This has to be a willful, propagandistic misrepresentation…I’ve known many polyamorous people in my life, and the women are far and away more promiscuous…and that not because men don’t want to be more promiscuous, but because women hold the keys…as they always have.
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@DannyDrinksWine
The full excerpt is actually quite profound, if you think about it. And it’s motivated by a lot of sincere anguish and spoken by someone who has made great cinema himself… So what he has to say has to be heard.
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@OctopusCaveman
As an ER nurse with many years experience, I can confirm that they are indeed very hard to extract.
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@jtrebach
Classic…it’s like when we would have snow days for school as children…As an ED nurse, I would welcome a reactor meltdown at the local nuclear power plant to grab a five minute break to gobble down some food so I didn’t have to take my break racing down the hall between rooms.
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@Independent
How long until we get the headline “Dolphin has cell phone taken away from him by dolphin parents for staying up all night texting dolphin girlfriend in scientific first”
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@RealSpikeCohen
That’s like Law
#3
: Always Double Down…it gives the illusion of having strong principles in the face of adversity or pushback…If they don’t double down, then they will seem doubly guilty, and this process endlessly repeats…That’s why so few criminals admit their wrongdoing.
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@TheeDarkCircle
@itslostplaces
You can see it doesn’t want to get up and run and engage the lions’ predatory instinct to chase…it assumes a posture of submission but one that still allows it to fight with all four of its claws and jaws. A wild animal with its back against the wall…
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@KonstantinKisin
This is irrefutably true. You can’t say this to people because they reflexively attach a value proposition to it and think they have failed in some fundamental way…but having children, like taking psychedelics or having had sex, are portals to an otherwise inaccessible reality.
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@SallyMayweather
Well you’re not allowed to acknowledge the difference between races or God forbid appreciate the difference between races and the extraordinary things that different cultures and races bring to humanity but at the same time you are expected to grovel at the feet of those who talk…
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@ingelramdecoucy
This also looks right before the explosion in cheap and ubiquitous fast and junk food in the 70s…and they weren’t stroking this little black mirror in their hands 24-7 either.
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@TheUnvirgin
Strange but that’s been the exact same forecast since the time of Christ himself
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@lionel_trolling
He had plenty of charisma in the second Dune. I was very unimpressed with him prior to that performance but he absolutely rocked that role and the dramatic speeches he was obligated to deliver…he deserves some props.
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@Rainmaker1973
Only the rabbit and the monkeys are definitively going to the river… Presumably each of the six elephants sees the same two monkeys…each monkey holds one parrot that is going to the river whether it wants to or not…so 5 animals total.
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@benshapiro
As an ER nurse since 2015, I was on the front line when fentanyl and its derivatives hit the streets in 2016-2017, and I lost count of the number of young men and women-children, really- who were brought in by ambulance, or who were often rolled out of a car onto the sidewalk by…
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@aromaladyellie
@ask_aubry
I’m not even saying this to virtue signal….There’s literally nothing on earth more uncomfortable than looking down at a woman that you’re fucking who doesn’t want to be there… all men have been there at least once and it’s absolutely something to be assiduously avoided.
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@ERshitmagnet
The dreaded whiteboards….the number of management positions in healthcare has increased 3200% since the early 80s…I guess they have to do something to make it look like they actually do any work.
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@FatherMcKennaa
It’s when you start getting the synchronicities even when you’re not actually on psychedelics, after having used psychedelics for many years, that they take on a special significance.
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@bendreyfuss
It’s comical, the lengths that people will go to to double down on their false equivalences….or any other fallacy for that matter. It’s as if they aren’t content with being merely wrong, but they have to be wrong again and again, and trumpet it from the mountaintop.
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@RhetoricalHype
How did it get past the editors at TV Guide that they confused Grover with the Cookie Monster, two characters from one of the most popular television shows, on the cover of one of the most popular publications in the country at the time?
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@fopminui
@fasc1nate
I’ve never seen these…they aren’t as stunning as some of the other famous photographs of the eruption, but they are the most visceral and poignant.
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@DougJBalloon
@gtconway3d
The same people who would have sacrificed their firstborn on the altar of their hairy goat god to have Biden implicated in the Epstein documents are now spinning his absence as a reason he is inconsequential…That’s all you need to know about modern American political discourse.
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@jmugele
At least you can leave the room...the nurse (me) has to spend the next 30 minutes trying to convince the patient that a diagnosis of “non specific abdominal pain” is actually preferable to appendicitis. Like so many children who didn’t get what they wanted for Christmas...
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@klownsswerve
@KingLibertarian
For real… me and my geek friends in high school and beyond always had a group of smart, very attractive woman hanging around, having fun and whether or not one or the other happened to be in a relationship with one of us was hardly the point… Women like intelligent, fun men who…
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@joshtpm
So we’ve had Trump University, Trump Steaks and now Trump Babies… what could possibly go wrong?
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@thebadstats
I just don’t understand the Bret Weinstein story…when he first came out of Evergreen, he seemed like a progressive but sane voice in the fake of woke hysteria and now he’s this guy…was it all some premeditated next level long con?
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@zainabqasim_
@fasc1nate
I’m an ER nurse so I do shit like this on the daily but seeing somebody seize the moment and get involved and take it upon themselves to save somebody like this is a truly heroic act.
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@jtrebach
The Transformed Man and The Stars My Destination (previously titled Tiger, Tiger) by Bester…The Lathe of Heaven, The Left Hand of Darkness, The Dispossessed, and the first three books of the Earthsea series by LeGuin, and pretty much anything Philip K. Dick wrote, although he…
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@EP_AnimalLovers
@missfacto
Those are some soft hands he’s got… I wonder how many NFL wide receivers would make that catch.
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@aromaladyellie
@ask_aubry
But if they don’t care about the woman then why are they there in the first place? The entire majesty of sex and sexuality is to be found in the miraculous power released between two people who let each other in… in the absence of that, sex is little more than masturbation.
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@Olivianuzzi
It seems that the satire of Trump and the actual Trump have become completely indistinguishable…I don’t know what that means exactly, but it seems like a landmark of some kind.
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@Jim87504388
@jeesjournal
@deaflibertarian
lol sure thing … he’s just silently standing next to this elderly man making this hideous screeching death face, very red with spittle and bulging veins but otherwise totally silent, like a cartoon… you’re right. What was I thinking?
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@Noahpinion
First they had to shame each other for ordering food delivery…then they applaud themselves for violating the imaginary social prohibition…it’s the standard human playbook…we Catholics have been employing it around sex to great effect for millennia.
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@SallyMayweather
I am literally on the edge of my seat for the next episode of the worst moments in trans film history.
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@mccrabb_will
Movie still hits hard all these many years later…this scene is one of Brad Pitt’s finest moments. He became such a celebrity, it’s easy to forget what a good actor he is.
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@ZeroSuitCamus
Seriously…my 10-year-old and I were cheering like a couple of rednecks at a WWE event when the helicopter comes down and Neo opens fire on Mr. Smith with the mini gun…if anything, it was better than when I saw it in my 20s.
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@KamVTV
@realBrandonGill
Trump will not win nationally…That seems almost trivially obvious. If I’m wrong, I’ll eat my words, but I just don’t see how he wins with a fractious Republican party and independents who aren’t jumping on board even though they have had literally years to do so.
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@TheNooticer
@Theo_TJ_Jordan
The more you define yourself as in opposition to other people or against the prevailing trends in society, the more you reveal how influenced and controlled you are by those very people and trends that you seek to dramatically, indeed ostentatiously, reject.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE
Although when they lose their shit, they really lose their shit, the aura of imperturbability that cats otherwise project is something we can all learn from.
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@DiscussingFilm
I’ve read Shogun at least 20 times since I first read it 40 years ago and I watched the original adaptation many times during my childhood…the staging, the tone, the complex emotionality, the gravitas of the Japanese language actors, all were absolutely mesmerizing…I will say…
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@joshtenet
She really gets a raw deal… I’ve got to imagine she has a large collection of vibrators to pass the time when she isn’t writing her ponderous and interminable histories. I wonder if she names them? “ I call this one Hunter Seeker, this is my Little Gom Jabbar…”
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@jmugele
It always surprises me to see how unhelpful some docs can be with other docs..I expect it as a nurse but the absence of collegiality at times is unsettling, especially when they cross swords right in front of everyone. But I do love it when the good doc vanquishes the evil one...
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@TheUnvirgin
Yeah, Jesus told me he’s not going to make it, said he’s had a bad knee since he got tackled in an intramural flag football game in college and he’s probably going to need surgery someday but anyway, rapture’s postponed for now, but keep judging everybody until we get a new date.
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@thomaschattwill
If someone had said 25 years ago that in 25 years, Donald Trump would be running for the Presidency for the third time, an office which he has already held, what sane person would have believed it? We’re already balls deep in this nihilistic dystopian evil clown…
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@north0fnorth
This is one of those dangerous clips that somehow violates the laws of physics and gets self-perpetuatingly funnier every time you watch it until you reach critical levels of hypoxic laughter and find yourself repeating snippets of it at truly inappropriate places in your life.
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@CreepyOrg
Young women make old men happy, whatever the reasons might be. Marshall may have been in his 80s but he wasn’t stupid and he clearly didn’t care what anyone thought…I’m sure he was just basking in the bright light of a beautiful young woman at the end of the line.
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@kevin_ro
I remember when my ED started using a 19 yr old tech with a month's experience as a substitute for the triage RN. When I first started, I was told an RN needed at least two years experience before they put you out there. And this was pre-covid...it's been like this a long time.
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@swoonganz
Anyone who thinks nursing requires a “love language” hasn’t had countless patients spit in their face or threaten to kill them or come in daily trying to get opiates or had a violent restrained person’s colostomy bag explode…all while their employer endlessly exploits them.
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