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Hell yes 👏
@StephHoover8
Stephanie 🇺🇸
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Anyone know if this lady is on this app? Because I think she’s my future bff. 😂❤️🇺🇸
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We were right about the lab leak. We were right about natural immunity. We were right about masks. We were right about lockdowns. We were right about the vaccines. We were right about boosters. We were right about them faking COVID numbers. We were right about the deadly…
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The real woman of the year ...
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Thank you to everyone who supports me. I was nervous AF when I was interviewed by Tucker. Put yourself in my shoes - I’ve never done a video interview in my life, and I was suddenly doing an interview, for an hour, with the number one interviewer in the world. 😂 So…
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What a filthy disgusting POS judge.
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BREAKING🚨: Trump asked for a delay in tomorrow's closing arguments due to his Mother In Law's death so he can be with Melania and the judge denied that request.
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@catturd2
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I chuckle inside when someone calls me a boomer. You know why? Because I know my pre-internet, pre-cellphone, real music, real instruments, nature loving, kick the can, skateboarding, bicycle tag, cruising the strip, bonfires, bellbottoms, muscle cars, Saturday morning…
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I’m not dumb enough to vote for the Democrat party - and I’m smart enough to know the Republican party sucks. This leaves me without a home. Anyone else feel like I do?
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@catturd2
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Why Me? by Catturd. I'm exhausted - mentally and physically. This Catturd thing has been a 5 year rollercoaster ride. I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations. I don't even know how I got here. I often ask, why me? I have no idea how I've gained such a…
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Looks like people have had enough of dictators pretending to be democratic leaders.
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Paris tonight. Soon everywhere.
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@catturd2
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Catturd Senate Bill ... - $0.00 to Ukraine. - $0.00 to Israel. - $0.00 to Taiwan. - $95 billion to the citizens of the USA in need. - Close the southern border completely down with our military. - Deport all illegals. - Term limits.
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@catturd2
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So let me get this straight … The Biden regime knew the submarine imploded Sunday - but used their media propagandists to push the "they're running out of oxygen" story all week to deflect from Hunter’s crimes? God save us from these scumbags and lowlifes. Sickening.
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If I was vaccinated - I’d be scared shitless everyday for the rest of my life.
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The vaccinated are lashing out because deep inside they're scared shitless.
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Trump was right. It's all rigged.
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@catturd2
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Arrest Barrack Obama for treason. Arrest Hillary Clinton for treason. Arrest John Brennan for treason. Arrest James Clapper for treason. Arrest James Comey for treason. Arrest everyone in the CIA, FBI, and our government who was responsible for spying and sabotaging Trump. THIS…
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@catturd2
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Breaking … Tucker Carlson has met with the leader of our biggest enemy … Oh wait.
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@catturd2
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Does it surprise anyone the Biden regime would leave a Marine behind after they abandoned Americans in Afghanistan.
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@catturd2
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Report … day one of @elonmusk owning Twitter. I’ll be doing this every day to see if anything changes. As of now, I’m still Shadowbanned, ghostbanned, searchbanned, and Twitter removed 1200 followers today - as usual. Nothing has changed - I’ll report again tomorrow.
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Imagine getting 5 vaccines in a year, catching COVID, then bragging about how great the vaccine is. 😂
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Does both the Democrat and Republican party suck or what?
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You know I'm 100% Trump 2024 but I still love DeSantis as my Governor - but if DeSantis doesn't come out soon and make a bold statement against this political witch hunt against Trump - the primary is already over. This is 1,000 times bigger than any Presidential primary. Our…
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@catturd2
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So glad everyone got to see the real Fani Willis today. - Narcissist. - Unhinged lunatic. - Trashy talking. - Dumb AF. - Entitled. - Raging. - Toddler fit throwing. - Total embarrassment. - Cheating Adulterer. - Using huge amounts of unreported cash. - and on and on and on.…
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The Left is having nuclear meltdowns because @elonmusk is dropping truth bombs and they've been insulated inside their bubble of lies and propaganda for years.
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@catturd2
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So ... according to a DC appeals court ... Barack Obama doesn't have Presidential immunity. Bill Clinton doesn't have Presidential immunity. George Bush doesn't have Presidential immunity. Joe Biden doesn't have Presidential immunity. Good to know.
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Imagine believing electric cars are good for the environment. 😂
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Seriously, I’m sorry I ever doubted Elon Musk. I hope everybody understands the historical gravity of what he did tonight. I’m speechless.
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Dear left ... If you're going to photoshop a picture ... try to give Epstein a pair of legs and don't have a girl with a 30 foot arm ... 😂😂😂
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Love him or hate him - but Twitter is a million times better and more fun since @elonmusk took over.
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I love it when 400 private jets fly to Egypt for the UN Climate Conference to tell the peasants to ride bikes and live in tents.
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I don't even know how I'm going to post this. I lost Smiles a few hours ago. I'd been doing some yard work, hauling limbs, around the ranch - Pedro and Smiles always ride in the truck with me when I do chores. I needed to get fuel so both dogs went with me to get gas (their…
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So, I was just swatted during my podcast. The caller pretended to be me and told the cops - "I've stabbed someone, had a gun, and was going to kill myself." This is the result of being doxxed over and over by leftist outlets. You can imagine how dangerous this is. I'm okay,…
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The world is on fire because we have this installed, brainless, world laughingstock, embarrassing, Iran loving, decaying bag of oatmeal for pResident.
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@catturd2
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Leave now - nobody cares.
@IanJaeger29
Ian Jaeger
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🚨BREAKING: American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.
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@catturd2
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This.
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I don’t give a damn what anybody says … If you’re a parent who proudly post pictures of you and your 12-year-old daughter with her breast cutoff … not only are you evil AF, you belong in prison for the rest of your life. Seriously, what kind of monster would butcher their…
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Just found out a few hours ago my mom died. She was a wonderful loving mom, grandmother, and great grandmother. Heartbroken.
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They’re jokes - he’s a comedian, idiots.
@TheTorontoSun
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Dave Chappelle continues to mock trans community in new Netflix special
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The anti-American USA woke women's soccer team has been eliminated and Megan Rapinoe is the cause of it. 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.
@LangmanVince
Vince Langman
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Not only did the anti-American WOKE woman's soccer team lose today. Megan Rapinoe missed a penalty kick that would have sealed the win for the USA🤣🤣🤣 Talk about a win-win
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Mel Gibson tried to warn everyone.
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Remember when Barack Obama’s personal chef drowned on his property and the Obama’s lied about being there, they refused to identify the 2nd paddle boarder, hid who made the 911 call, the local police left information blank on the police report, and the media ignored the story?
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I have 100% faith in Sidney Powell. You?
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There’s hundreds of videos and pictures of Hunter Biden on his laptop smoking crack, weighing huge amounts of crack, waving around an illegal firearm, and having sex with hundreds of girls who look “extremely” young. There’s also a mile of evidence on his and Joe Biden’s pay…
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I just asked Google AI for a picture of a polar bear.
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Un-freaking-real.
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@catturd2
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Rudy Giuliani is presenting a ton of evidence. If you ignore or refuse to look at the mountain of evidence being presented - save your breath barking to us about there being no evidence. You can’t have it both ways.
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Breaking ... 48 hours since @elonmusk reinstated President Trump's Twitter account and the world still hasn't ended.
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Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats can't win without cheating. Democrats…
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Just sat down for a long interview with this unknown guy. What a fantastic, down-to-earth person in real life with an awesome, wonderful team behind him.
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Raise your hand if you’ve supported Trump 100% since day one and you’ve never wavered.
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The Chinese Spy Ballon is currently floating over our county reminding the world how utterly worthless and weak the Biden regime is.
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Conspiracy theorists are like 68-0 right now.
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Joe Biden just got busted twice with highly classified documents - I predict a fake crisis starting any minute now to deflect.
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Dr. Fauci single-handedly destroyed people's trust in the CDC, FDA, Pharma, vaccines, doctors, and scientists.
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They never thought Trump and We the People would call bullshit and fight back hard. They were wrong.
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I hate to tell you this - but if you swim off the beaches in Florida, this happens a thousand times a day. You just don’t usually see them. Try flying in a helicopter sometime down the beach line and try to count all the sharks swimming near the swimmers. You won’t believe it.
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This shark was seen swimming by the shoreline in Miami 😳😳
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If you’re on the fence about the people who run Fox News - if you’re wondering if they’re good or bad … They just fired the most popular TV news host in the USA for speaking truth to power - and they gladly gave up half their audience just to protect the swamp. Do you hear me…
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The funniest thing I’ve ever seen in politics is Nikki Haley giving victory speeches every time she loses. 😂
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Shut the border down. Deport all illegals. Zero money to foreign wars. Why is this so hard?
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And I don't respect people on Epstein's flight list.
@brixwe
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Tom Hanks says he doesn't respect people who won't wear a mask. Thoughts?
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Watching all the old hippie musicians fight against free speech in favor of Big Government and Big Pharma is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
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The FBI interfered in the 2016 election. The FBI interfered in Trump’s entire Presidency. The FBI interfered in the 2020 election. The FBI Interfered in the 2022 election. Where TF is the GOP?
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Antifa is learning really fast that Atlanta isn’t Portland.
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Rob Reiner sure is quiet today. 😂
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Twitter is back to shadow-banning and removing followers of conservative accounts. In case you’re wondering @elonmusk
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Today's cover of the New York Post.
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In less than 3 years - the installed Biden regime has destroyed our border, destroyed our economy, destroyed our energy independence, and caused massive wars across the globe ... ... Oh yeah - and it's all on purpose.
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We were right about ivermectin. We were right about ivermectin. We were right about ivermectin. We were right about ivermectin. We were right about ivermectin. We were right about ivermectin.
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Treason.
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If Nancy Pelosi can get her hair done in person - you can vote in person. Pass it on.
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Oh no. 😢
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Just so you know … The Republican Party sold you out this week for their big money donors - then they mocked you on X after they did it. These cocky narcissists hate you. They think they’re better than you. They deserve nothing from you going forward … Not your money. Not…
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The face you make when your entire career lasted 30 minutes.
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Just so you know … They’re lying about Dianne Feinstein’s health. They’re lying about John Fetterman’s health. They’re lying about Mitch McConnell’s health. They’re lying about Joe Biden’s health.
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Jussie Smollett should’ve served a minimum of 25 years in prison for what he did. He literally tried to start a race war in America with a blatant lie. He actually went on national talk shows and faked cried while lying through his teeth just to try to stoke hatred across…
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Dr Fauci should be in prison for life.
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And I have no respect for people who visited Epstein's island.
@AntonioSabatoJr
Antonio Sabato Jr
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Tom Hanks Says He Has No Respect For People Who Will Not Wear Masks. Thoughts ?
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Our entire Government has turned against us.
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What a complete moron.
@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY
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🚨BREAKING🚨Taylor Swift comments about how she feels about Joe Biden’s presidency: "Under their leadership, I believe America has a chance to start the healing process it so desperately needs." Do you feel the same way?
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Thank you - All great reasons to vote for Trump.
@EndWokeness
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Woke influencer lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever.
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No they’re not.
@nypost
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Women are loving men who embrace ‘babygirl’ vibe — and ditch toxic masculinity
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Will the IRS be showing us all bank transactions of Congress members over $600 - so we can figure out how they all leave Washington as multi-millionaires?
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Dear Republican Party - get this through your thick skulls … We’re never going back to the RINO, warmonger, neocon, Chamber of Commerce, business round table, donor class, establishment Bush Republican Party. And you have zero chance without the millions of America first…
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Oh really - imagine that.
@_johnnymaga
johnny maga
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🚨BREAKING: One of the migrants arrested in the NYC police officer beating was just arrested AGAIN for robbing a Macy’s and beating a security guard This is Joe Biden’s legacy
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Ted Cruz fights harder for Trump than any Republican Senator. He’s earned my trust.
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Why does Hunter call Joe Biden - Pedo Pete? Why did Ashley Biden write in her diary, which has now been confirmed as real, that Joe Biden showered with her until an inappropriate age? Why are there hundreds of videos of Joe Biden inappropriately creeping on children who are…
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A different opinion than yours is not misinformation. A different opinion than yours is not disinformation. A different opinion than yours is not hate speech. A different opinion than yours is not racism. A different opinion than yours is just a different opinion than yours.
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Just so you know ... The Durham report proved the FBI, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama framed President Trump to win an election and destroy his first term after he won. If this isn't treason, nothing is.
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Fiction writer till the end.
@StephenKing
Stephen King
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The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
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@catturd2
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And that's how you do it every time.
@lak_ted
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Transgender Cyclist Booted From Women’s Championship After Female Competitors Threaten Boycott
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@catturd2
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LOL!
@PapiTrumpo
il Donaldo Trumpo
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BOOOOOOOM!!!😂😂😂
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Imagine abandoning Trump after all the shit and lies the deep traitors have done to him. He loves our country and honestly tried to fight for us against these elitist Washington D.C. corrupt traitors. But the swamp runs deep. He was backstabbed at every turn. He and his family…
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If you're wondering why they're going after Russell Brand.
@brixwe
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Bill Gates gets exposed by Russell Brand. Love Russell! How about you?
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Joe Biden is destroying our country on purpose. Joe Biden is destroying our country on purpose. Joe Biden is destroying our country on purpose. Joe Biden is destroying our country on purpose. Joe Biden is destroying our country on purpose. Joe Biden is destroying our country on…
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Dear loser Republican Party ... You have officially pushed us too far with your weakness. I, along with with millions of others, will never vote for your party again except on a very rare occasion. You are spineless, worthless, neocon, do-nothing cowards. You give zero…
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The Democrat Party has destroyed the DOJ. The Democrat Party has destroyed the FBI. The Democrat Party has destroyed every blue city. The Democrat Party has destroyed the CIA. The Democrat Party has destroyed the rule of law. The Democrat Party has destroyed the Constitution. The…
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I think it's hilarious Chicago elected a communist mayor to the left of Lori Lightfoot - and they absolutely deserve all the hell they're gonna get the next 4 years. I no longer give AF what happens in filthy, stinky, crime-infested, Democrat-run hellholes. From NYC, San…
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When did Ukraine become our 51st state?
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Retweet if you believe the entire world has gone Batshit crazy.
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