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Petrol Pessimist / bi plushic/ sick puppy / anti trash / Micheal M*use is a plague rat / everything i come up with is creditless free use / have fun!

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*makes you preggable*
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@StefanBeyron @OneRadChee GO WOKE OR GO BROKE
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@terraelise @sdlorman @acechhh Swallowing rocks is an ancient bird habit that dates back to dinosaurs. Rocks actually help digest food like a set of teeth.
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@imadieyoung Not a maoboi but this is classic
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@yedoye_ be more concerned about "boring the hoes music"
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@TheRocketRalph remember guys, bottoming for a guy just means you can top a girl too. straightest position tbh
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@jmmcarter @WimbledonFB Starving the poors is what she would have wanted
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@Nemie133 @ZEROSUlTSAMUS @viperwave Lol, shinji got morbed (trolled into trying something bad)
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@IzzyPupp_ @boygrrI the dictatives are afraid of the collaboration we are capable of
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@esjesjesj @NoiselessShadow @gaydragonretard holy shit, i thought the joke was an implied compliment as an answer to her question like "i choose you because you're above average"
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@amnahours Me when i see a colonizer
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@mycoliza i want ubi because im hobby pilled. pay back to the open sourcers somehow.
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@KPIXtv Centrism is a losing strategy
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@EnkrateAI like we can vaccine so much shit. an anti cavity vaccine, an obesity vaccine (depending on broken metabolic pathway), lung cancer vaccine. but no all we do with medicine is commit malpractice by burdening patients with life shortening medical debt stress
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@happyroadkill live photo of a CEO's brain
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@SandyFrizzle Holy sht never visit that uncle alone no matter what you wear and if you do, stay strapped
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@MichaelGAG_EIC an attck on one leads to an attack on all. dont lose sight of the right's end game.
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@YaFutureGurl @herbposting "i work today to be lazy tomorrow
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@jedwill1999 @punpunpunpun He shitposted into immortality
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@Elamimaxima i want to manually develop Cloud's chest tissue sensitivity with my hands every day
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@davidrkadler @MattLech Copy handbags is good too actually
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@doggiesnuff i think twitters working again guys
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@FiendRiver THE POKEMON WILL GET SADDER AND SADDER UNTIL THE GREEN CLIMATE DEMANDS ARE MET
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@GuardianAus not housing people is state malpractice
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@NeilDoesntKnow @OptimEth @alicialutes The answer is counter assholery SQUAT EVERY VACANT HOUSE
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@njsilvadyne @ParagonDeku every day i slide further into anti patent and open source communism
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@LexieItalia @GangofH @The_CJWilson Me and the squad when VAs get dicked over
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@WildBill3786 @GloboHomoVirus @GenZLeftScumbag @XKozy_ yes, all workers should have equal say in when they scrub those toilets. hell everybody could scrub those toilets in rotation. "welp it's my day of the month/week to scrub the toilets". you dont have to pin it all on one guy
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@Ranting_Trans respond yes so you never have to stop
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@redd_foreverr @idabeewells "But if you do this direct action the democrats will look bad in the comming election" It all makes sense now
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@_v_ital @shenanigansen no, the inverse is any boy can lift him, so by the transitive property, any boy can lift any girl through girl lifter
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@evalez_fr Braking rules is cool
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@DanPoyourow @JoshuaPotash Theft in the name of poor people from exploiters is based actually. I learned what "Just Cause" is from you dad(cia)
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@TheSesekriri So youre gonna disarm the police first right?
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@pentaghasts then help em live longer please
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@MorganLeBlank @VoicesByZane Why is she looking at the gun clip expecting to see bullets, did someone in the animation chain f up? Or is she feeling heft of the clip for bullets?
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@VoteBidenOut thats not a Dem. thats a communist bro
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@TheCrandle @bigsnugga @AdrinGuinn @hansdickie When cops roll up its shut the fk up o clock
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@bolsh3vik can we have worker owned Industrial-scale, mechanised agriculture as a treat 👉👈
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@Sabo_Cat161 democrates: hey peasant you have to wait for approval from my friend here before you can bail that water
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@fakeleny Me when the HIV vaccine comes out
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@ShinMegamiJimi nihilists after feeling the warm embrace of a lifesize plushie
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@_Asworo @__A_P_S__ @seekssss @activemuffin @fro_obsti @Tankgorl Agreed, even japanese manga artist Eiichiro Oda sees the need to open One Piece Japan's borders(wano). Pictured is named Oden, so it feels like the author's real thoughts
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@Emiiisaku @The_sigma_fem @b00tichief Robin has my fave backstory of all the strawhats
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@IrishLeftist @gayle_reuben @hotjugsbev3 based based based based basedbased
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@BTCcatalog @mayaisfiya @bocxtop Here's your free speech vro
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@Timisbackint0wn israel happens
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@timerube @coherentstates Its just a credits screen of 1 million programmers' names
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@caththesoso A little tum showing goes a lomg way fellas
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@BlackSocialists @SomeoneVeryElse Where tf is a union/coop run online aggregator like amazon that only lists collectively produced items?
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@krystalwolfy if a chair came up to me and said 'i wanna be a table' i'd help, simple as
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@Pinko69420 squating cant be stealing if paying rent for it isnt buying me in to voting rights in collective desicions over the appartment complex
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@KevinKlawitter @flieldy @MaraWilson Means testing is racist and ableist especially when it relies off of pre pandemic incomes
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@KaioshinXL @stopTHAAD Would prefer more ironic communism over ironic anti communism tbh
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Nazis have no rights
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@TTPoliceService Deleting this would be the most youve ever helped your community
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@guiltedsociety @KingLibertarian having friwnds to do dumb fun stuff with actually helps get you gfs
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@AntiWarDevil tv producers are fascist antiunionists
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@MestizoLeftist Not me arriving at wendys with some bolt cutters
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@YoungDanforth @kennedytcooper Why pay rent when you could buy a gun instead?
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@GansettPounder @36PortTampa36 @Deor Oh sht, bikies(armed bike leftists) are real Based
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@ssumingfrog @ScarletCrusad3 @Cacophonics2 @MylesLucks POV:you get no bitches and have no plushies
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@rh1bot @ValerieMarch I feel the opposite Memes are great at simplifying complex ideas into idealogically useful snippets Some need memes to resonate with complex ideas
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@devilhornsdyke @cryingpupusa Privilige and guilt implies whiteness can be reformed. It cannot as it was formed in the 1600s on the faulty premise of oppressing black people by using poor people
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@t34doll Shes a 10 but she calls herself mid /girl, stop it
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@DisertoreAvanti theyre right, the wasp nest has combs inside so its a well ordered menacing fortress that augurs destruction
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@SandyFrizzle Communities are the people, not buildings
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@communitydildo One must imagine the panopticon sleepy
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@4btillidie it's time to make men preggable
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@baha_dragon @clearSNR @LPofMN damn, slavery lost a battle of economics. good
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@Gritty20202 rent, a pyramid scheme
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@JoshuaPotash Who thought putting slave catchers in schools was a good idea?
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@zerforschung The first screenshot of hive and and its a fkn vulnerability Lmao
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@winonaparadise but T literally grows a prostate. this guy is wrong even if he did get his target right
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@nerdjpg oh heay speaking of petrochems, hexane, a light distillate from petroleum is used in mass extraction of oil from seed and 30% escapes to open air. and the kicker is, hexane gives you parkinsons earlier when your body metabolizes it
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@jaketropolis a melting pot of fightship
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@ValerieMarch That was the point Im calling the photographer a colonizer
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@Falcon87456 @neko_girl92 Now they are all "Muh Bayesian Probability" Like, yo, nukes increase the chances of human extinction on a long enough timeline to the point where we should invest in radiation poison reversing tech or blip out of existence
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@bigarms4me @hiddenhush they are punches from the punch deminsion
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@ValerieMarch Also memes are nonprofit unlike McCurry
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@SwampCommunist Call me when all tankies respect worker/council/soviet autonomy then i will care about anars statecapitalistjacketing you guys
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@the_endverse @JonahRyan4Prez @nypost It was prolly this pic that happened
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@holytranssexual Need a pink hair revo tbh
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@livelaughloot_ @dennisispeasant Richies aint allowed anything nice anymore Disrupt every awardshow, galla, and ball until the earth isnt on fire
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