🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
@DragonflyJonez
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You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
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We here! First ep is up
Spotify:
Apple:
🚨
#NBATwitter
tap in!!
@LaJethroJenkins
,
@DragonflyJonez
and
@Guardabascio
cover the important topics:
- Rodney McGruder takes an L
- Arby’s > In-N-Out?
- Is LeBron an influential hooper on and off the court?
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I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose
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I don't think there's any animal on the planet that a housecat won't slap the shit out of
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I remember in college this shit happened in my physics class and the teacher got emotional and said we didn't fail the test - she failed us. She went back over everything and then a ton of ppl got A's and B's. I still got like a 63 on that mufucka but you can't save everybody
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This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes
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High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.
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Fair.
Woman eats pasta with gravy, now people want her banned from Italy
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If you ever get in an accident you can hit this to rewind time so you can avoid it. Lots of ppl don't know this.
i have a question. what does this setting mean?
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So glad OG got to have this moment. I know that shit been festering since 1957.
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People who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal are wild as hell to me. How the hell you gonna eat a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with ice cream
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Bro could legit crack some ribs with those body shots. Phil from accounting ain't fuckin around.
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British ppl eat like German shepherds who get to eat human food as a treat. "Who's a good boy" ass cuisine. Whole nation got the pallet of an Alaskan malamute.
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😭😭😭😭 how are there not weight classes for this
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A simpler time. Before resellers ruined everything. And half the school showed up on Monday wearing the J's that dropped the previous Saturday.
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How I'd look at the homies when they'd come to McDonald's during my shift and order a McDouble and I'd hand them a bag with 80 nuggets, 14 McChickens, 8 large fries and 7 quarter pounders
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153 deliveries in a month. With an 100% satisfaction rate. Hell yeah Kadeem talk that shit, big dog
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Too much criticizing how unhealthy this is. Not enough praise of the sauces wristband.
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Wow look at all that...... core strength
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This guy is now the King Lord Emperor of the Universe of dad jokes.
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She's gone bro. And she ain't coming back.
I was raised in a different generation where men put in HARD WORK. CHOP CHOP.
Dnt mind getting dirty. 🪓🪓🪓
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Feels like something pivotal is going down in Parkland,FL. These kids refuse to be swept aside like this country always does after mass shootings. 15 year olds are burying their friends and calling the president out. And putting their names on it. Im so impressed by their bravery
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That AT ALL in all caps got me wheezing. Homie was genuinely bewildered by YOUR actions in this scenario 💀💀💀
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In a non-covid world, Tyler Herro wouldve hit South Beach after this game and been treated like a god during one of the wildest nights of his life but now this man just gotta go back to his room and eat a Nature Valley bar
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Cool thing about Mandalorian is it's Disney so you know nothing bad is gonna happen to Baby Yoda. HBO might've put that adorable fucker thru a wood chipper.
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Man that shit really will lift your spirits when you have an interaction with a weird dude who's motivationally weird and not "making shit uncomfortable" weird 😭
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Ain't see a single one wagging their tail. They ain't think that service dog was the homie. They thought he was Grubhub
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I really clicked on this because I needed to know if "chainsaw fight" meant two people, both armed with a chainsaw, were fighting. Sadly, that was not the case. It was one person. That's not a chainsaw fight. That's a fight with a chainsaw. Irresponsible journalism. I am appalled
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Ok I knew what an Adam Levine was. Even knew what a Harry Styles was. I have no idea wtf a Ned from Try Guys is & I will take no steps in fixing that. Pls do not attempt to inform me either. I followed two (2) white ppl scandals this month. Thats enough. We'll try again October
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Andre 3000 is a wandering soul who plays the flute. Big Boi is a master of owls. My favorite rap group turned into some Zelda characters and I fuckin love it.
Big Boi brought his pet owl “Hootie” to the studio 🦉
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Bro set his alarm for 4:30 AM to hop on national television and slander his sworn enemy during his lowest moment. God it hurts to see ppl living your dream
“CP can’t guard nobody man. Everybody in the NBA know that. ... He’s a cone. ... Give him the Ben Simmons slander.”
👀
@patbev21
(via
@GetUpESPN
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Man Offset been frying the fuck out this girl 😭😭😭😭😭
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Spotify recommendations: we noticed you like rap w/minimalist production centered around 70s soul samples. Heres an artist from that mold you never heard of that youre going to wind up loving the shit out of
Apple recommendations: HEY WE SEE YOU LIKE RAP HERE'S "ASS" BY BIG SEAN
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Y'all were calling Punxsutawney Phil a fraud. A system groundhog. Now look at yourselves. I hope the apologies are as loud as the disrespect was.
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Lived long enough to see the dude who first burst on the scene as a 17 year old "ringtone rapper" turn into the "you don't know nothing bout that there" oldhead
Soulja Boy Just Cooked The Shit Outta Blueface😂
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This is rivalry football. Kid will become an even bigger Raiders hater now. This is character development.
Jack Jones wins the Biggest Prick in the Entire NFL Award.
Offers a ball to a kid, then pulls it away when the kid reaches for it.
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I think about this hero all the time. The bravery to post this on LinkedIn. The courage to fight the corruption of the lying ass LinkedIn influencer industry from within. He's an inspiration.
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Me: Damn......some pizza would be fire right about now
The 13 pounds of Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge:
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Never seen a comedian actually get hit with a tomato until now. The bar has been set. And it is very high.
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Seems like the only way to not get attacked by bees is to be cool and calm around them. If you're all frantic and shit they'll light your ass up and I guess I kinda respect how they'll beat your ass for fuckin up the vibe
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Oh this man was breaking out his best jokes 😭when you hit her with that joke that makes her lose it and you still talking in her ear and clowning and cracking her up even more...thats when you in the zone brother. They arent married to other ppl. Other ppl are married to THEM 😭
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And here's a normal non NBA sized human here to give us some perspective on how this dude's dimensions just don't make sense
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This is the most Waffle House thing to ever happen at a Waffle House.
Waffle House waitress pulls her own gun when robbers threaten restaurant.
@MJohnsonWSB
reports LIVE at 5:33.
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STEM grads are growing at a rapid rate bc kids know thats where the money is. Eventually salaries for positions in those fields will see stagnation too in an employer friendly market. Classism is laughing at how capitalism eats others while not realizing youre on the menu next
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I hope Cersei dies today. Happy Mother's Day everybody.
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That "woo that was a workout!" skip at the end had me inconsolable
The Ministry of Youth and Sports should step down. It's disheartening to witness such an incompetent government. How could they select an untrained girl to represent Somalia in running? It's truly shocking and reflects poorly on our country internationally.
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You unlocked your phone with your fingerprint to tweet this on an app that knows your exact location.
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They saying the kid voice actors improvised this and I gotta quit bullshitting and go peep this movie if they had this much fun making it
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The hell type of trash ass prize is that
This Knicks fan was hyped to win $1,000 in scratchers with this half-court shot 💰🎉
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Him and the bluetooth earpiece/ponytail dude in the span of a week. The Avengers are assembling.
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MM/DD/YYYY is how ppl talk. "On January 19th 2024" is normal speech. Who the hell says "On the 19th of January 2024"? Are you writing a letter to your wife from the Civil War? "My dearest Ernestine it is the 19th of January and each day my longing grows for you immensely"
DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
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Didn't really wanna get out the house to hang with the homies but then he's glad he actually did get out the house to hang with the homies. He just like me for real.
Jokic: "I know I don't want to stay on parade but I fucking want to stay on parade, this is the best"
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It really doesn't sink in until a few seconds later that you really bagged a shorty and seeing lil bro experience this in real time was fulfilling as hell 😂 I'm happy as hell for him. And the bros were rooting for him what a win
If you didn’t smile you don’t know the feeling 🤝 (via tommytimeeee/TT)
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We had a president who died from eating cherries and milk at a party.
Y’all really think people had all these digestion problems and illnesses hundreds of years ago?
Be honest
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These are the teachers who go down as immortals. The teachers who when you're at Thanksgiving dinner with your younger cousins who are going to your old HS and you ask "Is Ms So and So still standing on that TV cart with the rollerblades" and get a resounding "OH MY GOD YES"
Newton's first law of motion, an object remains in the same state of motion unless acted upon by a force
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Y'all gonna kill em with that "How's 2020 so far", Lil Uzi "I don't know it's only my third day out here" tweet in 2 days. All 3,279 of you
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Two "There he is!" greetings in 20 seconds. Peak 38 year old white guy performance right here. Just flat out witnessing a master at his craft at work.
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Check out is at noon
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That boy ate
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Ain't no way in hell you gonna convince me a white South Florida man in his 40s doesn't know what he's doing calling a grown black man a boy. That damn Black and Decker trucker hat he's sporting ain't doing him any favors here either.
Heat fan gets kicked out after calling Russell Westbrook ‘boy’
“I paid for these seats, boy”
(h/t
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1st ring he swept 3rd year Kobe. Last ring he gentleman swept 11th year LeBron. A career.
Tim Duncan never had a losing season in 18 seasons went to the playoffs every year he was in the league and won 5 Championships in a league with Kobe and Shaq in it .
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Mason Rudolph gotta retire from the NFL if he seriously takes legal action here. This is football you can't be calling the cops. That's some lacrosse shit bro take yo ass to Johns Hopkins
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This shit look like Madden 2032
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And then had a change of heart and went to Duke for free right?
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Someone in Winterfell minding their business not bothering anybody at all:
Bran:
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Man threw his family away to play the Panthers two time a year
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Geese are assholes so there's no doubt in my mind that this was a long time coming. That lady's stroll was the stroll of somebody who decided the bullshit stops today.
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These still hard 3000 years later what a flex
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Mispronouncing a word. It means you read it somewhere -not heard it somewhere.
What is a sign of intelligence that most confuse with a sign of stupidity?
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This was way too perfect. I imagine these two rams do this every day at the same place and same time and greet each other like
"Clancy...."
"Mortimer...."
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Realized I never knew what the NFL MVP trophy looked liked but they gotta do better than this regional recognition Toyotathon shit
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High as hell courtside to watch Embiid and Book with a garbage bag full of popcorn. Living the fuckin dream
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😂😂😂 How did they get this pic? They either made him get back in or told him not to move. Idk which is funnier
A woman has been busted for trying to smuggle her lover out of prison in a suitcase
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RIP to a
#realhooper
and a
#realbeater
🫡
Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20
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That "hey" adlib after he butchered that shit got me dying 😭
People be talking about how Lebron never knows the lyrics to the songs he’s singing along to 😭😭
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Names that end in s are annoying cause where do I put this apostrophe?!?!
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Six years and I'm still not over how wild of a pic this is
I’m ready to say that Story of Adidon is the best diss record ever made. Better than Ether, better than Takeover, better than Hit Em Up🤷🏾♂️
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"Motherfuck the big 3 nigga it's just big me" - Steph Curry
Steph on the future of him, Draymond, and Klay playing together.
“I just want to win.”
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My girl opened a text to me with "Hey sorry to bother you again" and I picked up the phone and called her because we don't do that coworker email talk with each other bro what the fuck was that
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Bro y'all coordinated outfits for a photoshoot. Y'all friendship cute as hell and that's ok man
21 Savage when asked about his friendship with Drake by
@RollingStone
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"I feel like describing male friendships is zesty as hell."
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Remember the crowd's reaction at the theater you were at when T'Challa's silouhette was the first figure we saw walk thru the portals in Endgame?
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A rundown of just a handful of atrocities this country has committed and then we get to the big reveal of the host. What a ride this clip takes you on
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Idk man. Them bitemarks look like you hit that bitch with the back to back bites on one swoop. Thats when you know a sandwich is good. When you hit that mufucka with the AHGK AHGK
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Coolest bedroom in television history
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Few weeks into the 15-16 season, I knew GS was winning 73. I knew early on we were witnessing something special. I feel the same way about this Wiz squad but on the opposite end of the spectrum. They could very well be the most unserious team of all time. The potential is there.
Throwing it off the backboard down 20 is insane 😂😂😂
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on a Teams meeting yesterday I said “let her cook” out loud after one of my colleagues (a lady) made a great point during a controversial argument and now I’ve been asked to see HR on Monday for sexism allegations ???
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KAT went to the same college AD did 3 whole ass years after him and called him a little ass boy like this. Do something, Anthony
AD getting bullied on a nightly basis now, hate to see it
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Girl what he do
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Trash behavior. Good on JJ Reddick for not letting it slide tho.
𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝖿𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗁 𝖺𝗍 𝖡𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗒?
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Go to the Finals.
Steph has literally no help. Tf you supposed to do when no one else on the team can score more than 15 points
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Nipsey's mom saying she's finding comfort in the fact her ever curious son now has all the answers to life's biggest questions is the most comforting thought to me that anyone has presented about this
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That goofy smirk is some top notch 4th wall breaking😭 get this man a TV show ASAP
Rick Ross on a Camel is the funniest shit you’re gonna see today
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Bro the zoom out in the 2nd pic is psycho shit 😭😭😭😭😭
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Packers said Dallas is Wisconsin now. Wow that's crazy disrespectful
Surreal feeling leaving AT&T Stadium.
The
#Packers
upset the Cowboys, and now it’s snowing in Dallas.
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Bro fight like a GTA civilian
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Well guys Mariah read a tweet of mine and I made her laugh. Please do not ever tweet me ever again. I don't even know who any of you are anymore.
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