John Haugeland
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Programmer. Black lives matter. Trans oppression is real. Evidence or GTFO. @StoneCypher @mastodon .social Discord: StoneCypher @stonecypher .bsky.social
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@GraifYair
@davidmarcus
@PayPal
Uh, no, we didn't. And we never will.
How many decades will you spend saying "we've finally got one use case for our giant fraud and pollution system?"
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@nomanautomata
@juleepam
he didn't actually jailbreak anything
if you go and look at it, he was inheriting existing work
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@WadeNix3
the thing about well written jokes is that they don't make you look like you're trying to mock someone for something you're wrong about
if it really was a joke, maybe the problem isn't liberals, but rather that you just aren't good at telling jokes
try learning from this
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@LPGeorgia
@robbysoave
The core principle of libertarianism is self determination
You're literally cheering on control by another country
You have no idea what libertarianism is
Georgia is such a mess
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@JanWues
@davidmarcus
@PayPal
Bitcoin doesn't actually do anything for this situation, and is a giant environmental disaster
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@rophilogene
your lawsuit attempt is doing your public reputation far more damage than any offhanded comment at a conference would have
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@AzzarinneTweets
@hankgreen
why are non-artist non-programmers obsessed with hot tweeting about stealing that isn't real?
such a waste of everyone's time
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@IlhanMN
they won't.
key understanding: every time trump does bad, the emotional cost to one of his fans for admitting how long they've been duped and what they've let slide increases.
it's like a ratchet: they *need* this to be fake, or else they were wrong for more than four years
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@ComicBookNOW
@IntenseDesire
i agree, putting a nuclear powered warsuit into a teenager's hands is a good idea. teenagers are calm
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@Enichan
@Faceplants00
@keffals
Andrew doesn't care, he wants to stand on a post and make unreasonable demands that don't represent how society works in practice so he can call himself a free speech extremist
This kind of person also often misuses the concept of freedom of speech
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@amasad
It's so tedious watching crypto people be wrong about fractional reserve over and over
Yes, yes, we know, you don't know what contracts, coins, fiat, or centralized mean
No need to keep bulking
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This FSM proves that in addition to a "kate" "no" there are at least two other terminal
@thingskatedid
states
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@JasonKPargin
usually you're right, but this one's pretty different
drake's public identity is being changed to "child predator"
you should be filing this the way you filed hannibal burress talking about cosby
it was always part of the background discussion but now it's the
#1
topic
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@SaraStinsonNews
@joeavero
@Stefani4CA
@BrookeJenkinsSF
imagine thinking a reporter's job is to sit on twitter saying "why won't anyone give us information"
holy shit, get out on the street
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@KristofferGrim1
@hankgreen
this obsession with stealing reveals that you moralize things you don't understand
you will never motivate anyone to change with this childish moral pleading
nothing was stolen here
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@Pepe03837823
@NWS
this is what climate change's beginning looks like.
it's going to get a lot worse, very fast.
according to all scientists and engineers, we have exactly one way out of this: nuclear power.
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@MatchasmMatt
@realGeorgeHotz
because he's a man-child solely interested in self promotion, all of whose "deliveries" are hot fog for cold readers
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@AndyMasley
I am pro-GMO, but the answer is still yes
The idea isn't to be afraid of GMO in concept, but rather to observe that the companies doing it in practice have long incredibly bad histories
It's not GMO, but GMO-by-Monsanto, which scares a lot of those folks
I'm sympathetic
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@umarismaeel
@Joyce_Karam
do something useful like sending them money instead of just putting your name on the internet
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@thienedits
@DiariesPandemic
@MNateShyamalan
hi, i was a 10 year old in the 1980s who picked up coding when they were six
i'm not a genius and it was actually much easier back then than today thanks to shit like logo and basic
please stop desperately lionizing the rich man. this is hard to watch
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@andrewdoyle_com
"i'm gonna say woke a lot and mis-use the word rational, and that's what makes me an adult"
😂
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@j_boogie419
@BlackKnight10k
Oh look, "would of" is making up new fallacies.
Boy, capital letters are hard.
Did you know that quality of language is the best known predictor of intelligence?
Good times.
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@Pepperfire
@scarab_art
@Kitkat61969
@TovarMFriedman
@GOPJosh20
@davidhogg111
oh, tina, you're wasting your time
republicans can't read
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@BriannaWu
the best case ever made for this was by the best republican president in history, dwight eisenhower
he did so by actually putting the tax up there, then riding an american golden age for a decade
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@PSI_Cryptid
@KaliYuga_ai
It's very weird to see "you are an insult to life" from someone who just got kicked off of a chan site for Sonic the Hedgehog pornography
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@Grady_Booch
@elonmusk
he means "look at me, i'm a free speech zealot that fires staff for telling the truth, i like to call people pedophiles for doing what i said i'd do, aren't i the coolest, check out my ps1 shaped truck"
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@jeremyphoward
@sorenmind
puzzle solving is a learned skill
ask 100 people this question. bucket them by solvers. ask everyone in each bucket "did you play puzzles as a child."
it is, if-f you have practice. just like kicking a ball, making an omelette, or speaking another language.
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@AceTheReaper657
@hankgreen
saying it's harmful doesn't make it true
show us where any artist was harmed by caaaaaaaaat
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@ComicBookNOW
@IntenseDesire
... on the other hand, the alternative is tony's drunk ass, so ... where's james rhodes when you need him :(
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@timClicks
"defending dynamic languages is a fallacy when you consider the added debugging that you will need to do."
the various academics that have studied this came back with "actually this didn't turn up in our measurements"
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@David_desJ
@MalwareTechBlog
you may be surprised to learn that most tweets aren't written with a focus on whether david desjardins would care
it's pretty surprising to see a mathematician not understand network effects, though
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@VijarKohli
@liron
@pmarca
@tylercowen
That's a bunch of junior economics word salad
You don't actually gain anything in podcasts with coins except pollution
Zero new technical abilities.
The emperor's new clothes suck
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@cgpgrey
it's not as strong as a fancy autocomplete
i'm not a fancy autocomplete. i'm a professional who makes these for a living.
don't dismiss people just because they disagree with you. you don't actually understand this as well as you believe that you do.
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@ZedEdge
None of this is actually correct.
Why are you attempting to explain how AI works? This isn't something you understand, even at a casual level.
Regulation on the databases occurred in 1993. You're also not a lawyer.
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@rophilogene
The kind of experience you can expect is for this person to attempt to sue you into oblivion if it offends his delicate sensibilities that he goes to industry events full of nothing but white men
I strongly advocate against
@Qovery_
. Use literally anything else. Use notepad
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@ziademarcus
@IgorBrigadir
@feross
what you're describing is not actually easy to make
the reason you think it is is that you've never tried it and don't know what's involved
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@DaCulturedSwine
@HumanTackboard
@JustinRoiland
uh oh, an ethereum fan with a hex pfp, who pays for twitter, wants you to know that it's hard to believe what you would fall for
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@AceTheReaper657
@hankgreen
no thanks, your text does not indicate understanding, and does not make me want to go learn more about your opinions
you're just abusing people about things you don't actually get at all
you can't show anyone being harmed, hard stop
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It turns out
#AaronSchlossberg
(aka
#AaronMSchlossberg
) is a member of Alpha Tau Omega, "America's Leadership Fraternity," who keeps hanging up the phone instead of making a statement.
Ask them why, at 317-684-1865, or wsmiley
@ato
.org
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@nic__carter
You know the NYT has been Fox News since 2013, right?
They haven't been a viable news source for an entire decade
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@ScottCywinski
@CareersInsider
@edzitron
Back here in reality, it was coined by an economist named Mark Boldger in 2009, not "the employees"
But the story you made up and then presented dishonestly as fact, without evidence, in order to better service your corporate overlords is cool, too
Good job, Scott
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@crypitos
@drskyskull
Dude he didn't actually co found PayPal
Why do Elon stans never know what they're talking about
Questions that answer themselves
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@AkaashSingh
Most of them cringing.
The name you were building is in tatters and you don't seem to realize that
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@yesitsmyaccount
@rogerclark
I agree, those are three words from the tweet that I had replied to
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@JAndreaPhoto
@diane_kidletsma
@WHEC_JLewke
@RochesterNYPD
@MonroeAmbNY
Nothing is a crime if you're a cop
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@defnotbeka
they're basically saying "stone-age people in a desert far from the ocean used ocean water pumps to do it"
and no, of course they didn't
there's a jerk in pennsylvania who did a monolith lift single handed with a sand ramp
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@abledoc
@krishnanrohit
lol i love it when people who aren't part of the field come along and try to dunk on inventors of the field because they know so little that they don't even know who they're talking about
it'd be like a second rate programmer trying to mock Jan van Breeman's rheumatology skills
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@_BobWeirsShorts
@BriannaWu
It's because all their other tropes are too obviously racist or sexist now
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@soulpatch_adams
@8xchamposu
@GoodPoliticGuy
neither. it's a fake account designed to cause universalized stress
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@ZedEdge
@DLDracoRex
@KoboldRed
It's 100% incorrect.
You didn't do research. You read twitter and believed it.
This is also how YouTube creates flat earthers and anti-vaxxers.
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@EnricoShippole
@juleepam
It's a lot easier than it sounds
This is me on a hobby library that I touch maybe once a month, usually in small ways
95% of this is documentation extraction, github-compliant changelog, or keeping test case output on failures
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@James94923516
@Victorshi2020
Fox News, as a whole, has never won a Pulitzer, Emmy, Peabody, or Murrow award for Journalism.
Jon Stewart has all of those, and more than 100 more.
He's won six times the journalism awards of any Fox News host. ***As a comedian***.
You just have no idea, do you
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@BamBam_430
@trichesfaucons
ps: that's a taco bell menu, not mexican food
this would be like if someone said "all american food is the same thing. royale w/ cheese: just a burger. super duper: burger. whopper: burger. big mac: burger."
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@Grimstab1
@NalitheaVT
oh hey look it's the guy from the discord that was making the death threats, in the hope that psychotic behavior would get him noticed by the cartoon person
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@TylerGlaiel
wow, look how much effort you put in to having software you didn't write make a picture for you so you could say that one of the world's greatest artists wasn't good
your joke was very smart and funny, and you definitely should tell many people that they just don't get it
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@rainisto
I see four dealbreaker bugs.
Here's my premise: I don't think you can find any of them.
This is why GPT3 is more harm than good.
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@BasedPatriot75
@thedailybeast
imagine not just being unable to understand why this matters, but confidently telling other people in public that it doesn't
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@CarlosDiaz
@liron
@pmarca
@tylercowen
It's really fun watching nft fans insist that there is prestige in holding a receipt to a jpeg
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@GeoffSokol
@davidmarcus
@PayPal
Lol it's so toxic how bitcoin fans show up and pretend to have solutions all the time
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@darlin
What the ... why are you criticizing this? Are you trying to earn your Twitter edgelord badge?
No, it's not over-engineered. It's what we need. Go do something useful
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@umarismaeel
@Joyce_Karam
It's even more disappointing that you think literally anything, ever, is solved by you tweeting your religion
I sent them $20,000, which should keep about 50 people alive.
I'm definitely interested in what you find disappointing.
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@yhdistyminen
@SentientPotato6
"we should charge tens of millions of people large amounts of money because of a guess i made"
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@mbrockRI
@DeanPreston
"Landlords aren’t the problem."
This sentence has never been true, but especially not here
Yes, the predatory rent-seeking class absolutely is the problem, dear heart
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@RobinTeak
@Hardees
In Illinois it's called "Carl's Jr"
They're the same company and menu, and even have the same star logo
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@munificentbob
"What was interesting about Rogue is the guy who made it was off-put by a previous very early game, Colossal Cave, being no fun for its author because he knew all the secrets. So Rogue makes a random world each game. Probably the first to do that, but so old nobody's sure."
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@images_ai
I don't understand why people are saying that machines came for them first.
Atms? Phone menus? Self checkout? Github copilot?
You can buy robot farmers from John Deere
There have been robot teachers for 20 years now
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@pushtheneedle
@Winterpayload
the meaningless whataboutism is strong in this one
unfortunately
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@jonrog1
@everydayeddie
they're casino billionaires who are convinced they thought their way into their winning tickets
how else could it work
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@mistressLela
@tara_chara
Every disease that has ever been cured, zero exceptions. Nearly every vaccine. Nearly every psychological treatment.
First structure to take global poverty seriously. Only structure to make a real impact. Half of the job done in 80 years.
The internet. The web. This discussion
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@DebJone75835653
respectfully, covid was circulating in 81 countries by the time we identified it.
no amount of government action could have stopped it, even if it was every government on earth acting in unison
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@pushtheneedle
@Boston_2019_
not by people worth listening to.
you see how literally everyone is telling you to be quiet about fire suppression, and you're fighting?
that means nobody's even noticing your comments on density and height
you're shooting yourself in the foot over nothing
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@whyvert
@Ion_Ramaru
Nothing was censored
That word just isn't this difficult
He's just a racist sexist. Stop egging him on. It's not like he actually understands anything.
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@Chanceman512
@Out5p0ken
@elonmusk
@tim_cook
@Apple
@Twitter
well no, because this person you're trying and failing to make fun of isn't trying to control the world's largest company with shitposting
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@pushtheneedle
@IrfWindnFire
yes, and trains also have more safety features than cars. and stadiums than local parks. and universities than kindergartens. and walmarts than vending machines. and festivals than block parties.
larger risk means more safety equipment. who knew?
oh, right. everybody.
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@Carnage4Life
@pt
No, we didn't have lavish perks in 1999
No, AdWords wasn't created in one year
You are loudly, wrongly guessing in tones of fact, but having experience would teach you that these guesses aren't plausible
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@chicagosbunny
It means severe risk of fire
The terminology is from a hundred years ago, when they did that scene from LoTR to warn each other, because radios weren't radios yet
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@SpencyGG
@NalitheaVT
Nalithea hasn't actually paid out yet, and is running a charge back, meaning the artist is risking losing the ability to do business at all
Reddit has already found them a lawyer
Nalithea is just lying here to look innocent
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