Mike Drucker
@MikeDrucker
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Emmy-nominated writer & comedian. My book GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH is coming in 2025. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
New York, NY
Joined November 2008
Hey! My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale! If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely! https://t.co/TYfNdUuskk
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At the ripe age of three, Mike Drucker got his very first Nintendo console—the Nintendo Entertainment System—and he was hooked. Every video game felt like a new chapter was opening in his life,...
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This is correct. It’s the older folks who aren’t going to theaters. They then turn around and pin it on youngs because it makes them feel like they’re with the times, when in fact their brains have atrophied and they’re dozing off to true crime bullshit.
As someone who goes to the movies three or four times a week I can tell you, it’s basically only young people going. Even (especially) at rep shows. The over-40 set is staying home and blaming the industry’s decline on the kids. Typical boomer shit.
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After reviewing some comments on the below post, I wish to clarify my language usage here. Being a “weirdo” is great. Being a “fucking weird” is bad.
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
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our entire fucking country is now controlled by children in the backseat of a car pointing at each other screaming “you started it!”
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
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i love when these loser accidentally reveal that they are losers
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Donald Trump has five kids and three baby mommas
I’ve never met a white man with five kids and three baby mamas.
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the banger account hasn’t tweeted in a month cause someone tweeted “elon is a pedophile” and it got 600k likes btw
X has introduced “Certified Bangers,” ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a “Certified Banger” post will have a badge appear on their profile.
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Just want to be clear that United Healthcare is responsible for around 10K deaths per year due to denied claims
Luigi Mangione’s ghoulish fans utterly disgust me, says colleague of his victim Brian Thompson https://t.co/617B1EZTXS
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You won’t find a group of people who love America more than room full of people about to become naturalized US citizens.
“Officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.” https://t.co/gYLYnaxkmy
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It’s starting to sound like firing everyone possible, fucking over our trading partners, crushing small businesses with tariffs, and completely kneecapping tourism hasn’t had the positive impact on the economy we all thought it would
U.S. LAYOFFS ARE ON TRACK TO EXCEED GREAT FINANCIAL CRISIS LEVELS
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i want to impress upon everyone: Influencers, YouTubers, skit comedians, reality TV stars, actors, DJs, musicians, writers, influencers again…. you do not have to do stand-up comedy
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America is fucking gone
The US State Department is instructing its staff to deny visas to those engaged in activities like combatting misinformation, disinformation or false narratives, fact-checking, content moderation, compliance, and trust and safety. https://t.co/7fzJsjehvn
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Will never understand why you guys act like they have a TSA checkpoint at your local AMC… you can walk in with virtually whatever you want
Friendly reminder Netflix didn't kill movie theaters. $25 popcorn did. And $12 water sealed the coffin...
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I run a farm. Well actually people in my family run it. Actually I just sold it.
BESSENT: I run a soybean farm BRENNAN: You don't own one. You invest in it BESSENT: People in my family go out and work on it
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Honestly one of my favorite games of all time. Just so much goofy ridiculous fun in there, even for a Like a Dragon game
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (PS5) is $14.99 on Amazon https://t.co/Xexev23P2E VGP (PS5/Xbox) https://t.co/EW0s1KWIDr
#ad $20.99 Steam https://t.co/PqRxmELGww
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The anti-vax movement is going to go down in history as one of the most sad, bizarre, and destructive social contagions of modern times.
🚨 NEW: One of the largest COVID-19 vaccine studies ever (28 MILLION people in France) just dropped. Results? • 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19 • 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality • No increase in 4-year mortality • Vaccinated people had lower risk of death
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
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This Republican era is weird because they endlessly talk about the importance of “war fighters” and looking strong and having the biggest big boy arms but they absolutely fucking despise every person who’s ever been in the military
ICE detains U.S. Army Veteran—stopped for failure to use turn signal. Served 8 years with deployments across 4 continents—after arriving in U.S. with a green card at 15 years old. Locked up over 70 days now without a court date—with no bed, non-functional toilets, restricted
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